Chapter 0311 When Women Think of Men
Suddenly, a strong lotus fragrance wafted out, as crisp as if it had been fried...... I can't help but want to drool......
He Xiangu took my hand and became very gentle, and said in a woman's voice: "I'm almost thirty years old, men are afraid of me, don't say touch it, even if you smell it, you will be eaten by me!
I could hear that she was upset, but I had nothing to give, so I whispered into her ear......
Unexpectedly, she had a bright smile on her face, and without saying a word, she pulled me into the inner room......
"Oh my God, it's so beautiful! This bed is made of lotus clouds, fluttering on it, one will be long, and one will ...... for a while."
She is truly a master of design!
He Xiangu talked to me and said: "Love is the safe of union, love is the privacy of men and women, and love is the hotbed of splendor...... People who don't know how to love can only be abandoned by love and thrown into a corner that people can't see......"
I feel very beautiful! But I don't know that there is so much love culture! Men and women are together, needless to say, they are all clear......
He Xiangu didn't even take off her long skirt, and gently lay on the lotus cloud bed and shouted: "Little handsome official, come up?"
She's a fairy! she's more than a peony fairy, she's perfect, and if she shares a bed, she's more soul-destroying than any other woman......
My body trembled slightly, and I was scrambling to climb up......
He Xiangu floated in the air and shouted: "Little handsome official, your fire is too big, and you have wasted a lot of time—goodbye!"
I looked confused and shouted in a panic: "Fairy Gu, the agreement for a one-night stand has not expired, can you still find a way?"
He Xiangu's body shrank and became smaller, she was one meter six tall, and she was still wearing that long red dress, as if she was more beautiful than before!
I really want to pick the lotus flowers first, and then smell the fragrance...... They all went to the lotus leaf and were squeezed out alive...... How embarrassing is that frustration in my heart! like a drunken man with a gray head, standing stupidly......
There was a flash in the air, revealing a big eye, looking at it from afar, confused, I don't know what the use is?
He Xiangu was more curious than me, and she had already reached the side of her eyes, looking left and right, and she couldn't see the fame, so she turned around and shouted to me: "Little handsome official, come quickly?"
I quietly shouted, "Change!" The body shrunk back to its original appearance, and a layer of skin was shed, and it became very white and translucent......
What's going on? Is my body all back?
The eye was large, round, about two and a half meters in diameter, but it was dusty and had no light......
He Xiangu was very curious! After studying for a long time, she didn't understand, so she smiled back and said, "You must know, why is this happening?"
I was about to fly over when the damn sky, the demonic wind, whining everywhere, like a ghost, blocked my vision......
Wait for me to rub it for a long time, block the wind and see: He Xiangu disappeared in his eyes lightly......
I panicked and shouted, "Fairy Gu, wait for me?"
The sound was quickly swept away by the wind, and I don't know if I heard it......
The big eye was still there, and the wind had no effect on it......
I was very strange, I flew for a while, and then I arrived, and when I looked closely, it was still dusty......
How did He Xiangu get in? Is there a door?
I tapped lightly with my hand and shouted, "Hey——! Fairy Gu, are you in there?"
I rolled my eyes, and there were many little people coming out of the road, and if I looked closely, it was the peony fairy, and I couldn't help asking, "...... this?"
She was not so excited, as if she had been defiled, and her eyes were still stained with tears, and when she saw me, she rubbed it and said, "Husband, I finally found you?"
There are thousands of her in these big eyes, and I have to ask curiously, "Why are there so many, and which one is the real you?"
The peony fairy pointed casually with her hand and said, "This, and this, it's all me?"
Then, another question arises: "How can you have so many?"
She knocked on her eyes and said, "You don't understand, come here!
I have to ask, "Did you see He Xiangu?"
The peony fairy didn't seem to know anything, shook her head, spread her hands and said, "Which He Immortal Gu?
I was speechless when I said this, staring at this eye and saying, "How to get in?"
The peony fairy moved for a long time, and from the eyes of a villain, a thin thread was pierced, shouting: "Pinch tightly!"
It took me a long time to grasp the inconspicuous thread, and the longer I pulled, the longer I went, and the more I could wrap it around my waist, before I could speak, the thin thread turned into a thick rope, and I pulled it hard......
With a "bang", he knocked something away, got into it, and fell to the side of the peony fairy......
With a flick of her hand, the thick rope on my body was gone, and when I looked up at my eyes, there were many small lights......
It's the first time I've seen it, so I asked, "What kind of eye is this?"
Of course, the peony fairy understood, and could also say one, two, three: "These are a thousand eyes, made up of many small eyes, which can see things that the human eye can't see; otherwise, how can I find you?"
I vaguely felt something, and I couldn't help but ask, "Is this your masterpiece?"
She showed a gentle voice: "Husband, don't leave me, it's really hard-hearted! When I miss you, I have to look everywhere, now it's okay, I will build a beautiful fairyland like a palace, and let us be together forever!"
Wonderful! As soon as I got close to her, the smell of peony came out, and it still smelled so good! Is it because I miss men? But one thing reminds me of is that I have to ask, "Why can't I find you in the furnace?"
The peony fairy replied without thinking about it: "Of course I can't find it, I have been invited to be a guest, and it is impossible to put it in the stove, right?"
I thought to myself: Who has such a good heart? Only those who have bad intentions will make such a decision! The scene at that time is still deeply imprinted in my mind - there was a guy in a high hat before being thrown from the stove......
The peony fairy didn't admit it, and said that she didn't see the person in the top hat at all, did I remember wrong? Men are jealous at every turn, and they can't enjoy it every day, and they are still suspicious.
I wanted to ask about He Xiangu, but I was afraid that she would shout loudly, so I could only scan everywhere with the eye of fire, but there was nothing.
The peony fairy scolded: "Stupid pig, stupid pig! Where do your eyes go to find it? A shameless woman, who specializes in seducing other people's husbands, I don't know what else to do with her? She must be dead!"
I don't believe it! Will He Xiangu die? It would be good if he didn't eat others! Who would have such a great ability to do a black hand on her?
The peony fairy pushed the boat down the river and said: "When she can't find anything to eat, she will definitely eat you too! This kind of demon girl, you are not afraid of me? It's better to stay away from her!"
I'm still thinking about a one-night stand, and such a tall woman must have her characteristics...... In the end, I still missed the beautiful thing.
The peony fairy waved her hand, and her eyes in the air disappeared...... He grabbed me tightly and said, "Let's find a place to go?"
I was very surprised! I had to ask, "Are all these eyes yours?"
The peony fairy flashed: round eyes appeared on the door of her head, and the picture began to move unconsciously, and there was a honey and numb He Xiangu inside, still wearing that long red dress, sitting on the lotus cloud......
I couldn't hold it back, and shouted, "He Xiangu, where are you going?"
Before he could reply, the peony fairy flashed, and the eyes on the door of her head disappeared......
Women like to be jealous, so let me take a look at it, isn't it okay?
The peony fairy scolded: "With a woman by your side, you can't keep your heart? Didn't you tell you to build a fairyland? Why can't you wait? Once you stay, don't think about it for 100,000 years! Your dog eyes should be staring at me tightly, and you are not allowed to look at others! A princess should feel supreme honor when she marries you......"
What have I done? Don't you just shout at He Xiangu? Do you need to move such a big liver fire? As a woman, you should follow the theory of three obedience and four virtues, and listen to your husband's ......
The peony fairy is reluctant to answer these nonsense, I don't know how many times she has said it;
As soon as we met, we quarreled and became less and less topical, and I really wanted to leave her and go our own way......
However, everything was controlled by the peony fairy, who held my hand tightly, as if she was afraid of running away, and shouted to the sky: "Wonderland - where are you?"
Did Wonderland shout out? Why did she get more and more confused? Do things that people don't understand......
There was a flash in the air, and sure enough, a big fairyland appeared...... Everywhere there are peonies blooming, and honey butterflies are dancing, I don't know if it is a bee butterfly picking flowers, or a flower picking a bee butterfly, anyway......
The peony fairy knew in her heart that everything was silent, and she pulled me tightly and flew in, without thinking about bathing at all......
This damn husband, when it comes to a critical moment, there is always a problem! While he is now whiter than paper, he is cruel and sweet, no matter who he is, he can understand it......