Chapter 870 Kneeling Washboard Incident
A few days later.
A few days after Huang Xiaolan and Zhou Tian Wushan Yunyu, the two of them met their respective parents, and with the consent of both parents, the marriage of the two of them was also put on the agenda.
After choosing a good day, Zhou Tian and Huang Xiaolan registered their marriage.
Originally, Zhou Tian didn't want to announce his marriage to the public.
Because in his opinion.
This is a private matter for myself.
Therefore, I do not want to make it public.
But Zhou Tian apparently forgot one thing.
Forgot about being a star.
Star.
There is no privacy at all, including messy things such as marriage and childbirth, all of which have no privacy at all. Because celebrities are enjoying people's popularity, they are also being consumed by people, and things such as celebrities getting married and having children, extramarital affairs, etc., are extremely sought after by people.
In light of this.
The paparazzi will unscrupulously want to probe the privacy of celebrities, so less than a few minutes after Zhou Tian and Huang Xiaolan registered with the Civil Affairs Bureau, the news of their marriage registration was posted on the Internet by the paparazzi.
Outcry.
Countless people were in an uproar.
Countless people were in an uproar after hearing the news.
Some people choose to believe.
Some people choose not to believe it.
Whether it is a person who believes or a person who doesn't believe it, they are all fighting on the Internet, and in the end, there is really no way to do it.
Only noodles are obtained.
He with his wife.
That is, Huang Xiaolan.
respectively on their respective Weibo.
responded to this.
their response.
It did not weaken the heat of this matter, but made it more and more hot. After all, there is a certain gap between the two people, whether it is fame, connections, or money, Huang Xiaolan is far higher than Zhou Tian, so people are eager to know the reason, the reason why the two are together.
"Damn, I really blinded my eyes, blinded my eyes, to be honest, I haven't reacted yet, why did Zhou Tian and Huang Xiaolan come together? And the marriage certificate has been received? This is too fast Wow, I don't understand, I really can't figure it out, who knows, explain it." Netizen A said.
Netizen B said: "Don't talk about you, even I'm confused now, Zhou Tian is a star, he is a little famous, and he has some little money, but his fame and money are far worse than Huang Xiaolan, you must know that Huang Xiaolan was on the female rich list last year, and she is the only female star on the rich list, worth about 5 billion." ”
"That's the power of love. Netizen C sighed: "I'm not surprised by anything else, my strange thing is that after Zhou Tian and Huang Xiaolan got married, why did they announce the marriage news to the public?
"Upstairs, at first glance, they are laymen, Zhou Tian and Huang Xiaolan are not idol stars, they are powerful stars, and powerful stars are not afraid of losing fans. Netizen D replied.
Netizen G echoed: "The correct solution upstairs, whether it is Zhou Tian or Huang Xiaolan, they all started by their own strength, and fans like them, not because of their appearance, but because of their strength." ”
When netizens were hotly discussed.
Zhou Tian didn't know what was going on.
actually responded to the questions of some netizens on his Weibo.
One stone stirs up a thousand waves.
Netizens, who were already hotly discussed, suddenly became more excited.
The reason for this.
Mainly because of the question that Zhou Tian responded.
It's not sideways.
It was a question asked by netizens how he took down Huang Xiaolan.
Face this problem.
Zhou Tian responded with seven words.
Quarrel at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed.
That was Sunday's response.
This response suddenly made many netizens more and more excited, and the spirit of everyone's post ridicule was also completely provoked.
In just a few minutes.
The ridicule of Sunday's post filled the entire page.
Just when netizens were excited and didn't know what to do.
Sunday's daughter-in-law.
That is, Huang Xiaolan.
also updated his Weibo.
Her Weibo is obviously deliberately aimed at the bedside quarrel and the bedside and that Weibo that Zhou Tian just posted.
Huang Xiaolan's Weibo.
Not a word.
But there is a picture.
A picture with a washboard on it.
Don't look at it just a picture with a washboard, but it has aroused great enthusiasm among fans, whether it is male fans or female fans, all of them have a heated discussion about this painting, and the topics they are hotly discussing are all about Zhou Tian kneeling on the washboard.
"Damn, this is the rhythm of kneeling on the washboard on Sunday. ”
"Don't be funny, there is no kneeling on the washboard now, people are kneeling on the keyboard. ”
"The upstairs said it wrong, now there are fewer people kneeling on the keyboard, and if you want to kneel, you can kneel durian. ”
"What I said upstairs is not right, kneeling now, it's kneeling instant noodles, and instant noodles can't be broken yet. ”
"What do you mean, now Zhou Tian is not kneeling on the washboard, but kneeling on instant noodles?"
"It's a possibility. ”
"Huang Xiaolan really whetted our appetite, and directly sent the photos of Zhou Tian kneeling on the washboard or kneeling on the keyboard, or kneeling durian and kneeling instant noodles, which hurt us to be cranky. ”
"People are doing this routine, otherwise how can they occupy the hot search, otherwise how can they keep the topic?"
"The upstairs analysis is very correct, this thing may really be a routine, but although it is a routine, I like it. ”
on this.
Zhou Tian was helpless.
And Huang Xiaolan seemed to be interested, and immediately posted another Weibo, her Weibo is the same as the Weibo just now, it is also a painting without words.
Of course.
It's a little different from the picture just now.
The painting just now.
It's a washboard.
Now this painting.
It's a keyboard, a computer keyboard.
Other words.
Huang Xiaolan was saying that she didn't have to kneel on the washboard on Sunday, but knelt on the keyboard instead.
This has also completely aroused heated discussions among netizens, and everyone has opened their brains, and everyone has different opinions, and there are all kinds of things to say.
So.
Sunday's head.
It's overall.
Just when his head was as big as a fight.
The fat man's phone called.
See the fat man's phone.
Zhou Tian immediately crooked his mouth, according to his understanding of the fat man, the fat man called at this time, definitely not to congratulate himself, nine times out of ten he came to ridicule himself.
Sure enough.
As Zhou Tian guessed in his heart.
The fat man's call was really to tease Zhou Tian.
The call just went through.
The fat man's ridiculous voice reached Zhou Tian's ears.
This guy.
In an extremely cheap tone, he teased Zhou Tian, "Hey, Zhou Tian, what are you doing now? Are you really kneeling on the washboard? No, no, no, wrong, wrong, wrong, not kneeling on the washboard, but kneeling on the keyboard? Are you really kneeling on the keyboard? You send a video to your brother and let him see you and see if you really kneel on the keyboard again?"
Zhou Tian didn't answer, but rolled his eyes and glanced at Huang Xiaolan, the culprit who was cleaning up the house not far away.
Since Zhou Tian was picked up hands-free, Huang Xiaolan also listened to the fat man's words just now. Therefore, she ignored Zhou Tian's white eyes, and she didn't ignore them, but stuck out her tongue at Zhou Tian, and then continued to do housework.
Stop.
Huang Xiaolan's appearance of sticking out her tongue like this.
It's really cute.
made Zhou Tian start to get up again.
If this time.
Without a phone call that fat people hate, something is sure to happen to the two of them.
But it's because of the fat man's nasty voice that it ruined such a beautiful scene now.
"Hey, Zhou Tian, why don't you speak? Is your wife not letting you speak?" Just when Zhou Tian was distracted, the fat man's annoying voice sounded out unusually inappropriately, "Let me tell you, you can't do this, just a few days after you got married, you were managed to death by your wife, this can't work." On Sunday, buddy will tell you a secret, treat women, you can't be soft-hearted, you have to beat, don't hit the house for three days, beat them hard, and they beg for mercy. If you really can't do it, buddy help you, I have a leather whip here, you take it back and smoke Huang Xiaolan well, this woman, your education, educate well, understand......? ”
Zhou Tian crooked his mouth.
Then he learned from the appearance of a foreigner in the TV series, shrugged his shoulders towards Huang Xiaolan, who didn't know when he was standing in front of him, and then looked innocent who didn't care about my affairs.
That's why Sunday is like this.
The main reason is that he saw a murderous aura and a strong murderous aura in Huang Xiaolan's eyes.
Knowing that he could not go on any longer, he betrayed the poor fat man.
The fat man on the other end of the phone.
Apparently I didn't know about it.
Therefore, he continued to ridicule Zhou Tian.
"I said Sunday, it's really not good, brother will teach you a trick, if you really can't stand kneeling, just quietly put something under your knees, which can alleviate the ...... This Huang Xiaolan is really enough, on the day of the wedding, he punished his groom official for kneeling on the keyboard, what is this called? Zhou Tian, you represent our countless male compatriots, male rise, male rise, can not be ridden on the head by women, so your excitement, excitement, understand? Zhou Tian ....... ”
Huang Xiaolan probably couldn't listen to it, so she snatched the mobile phone in Zhou Tian's hand without saying a word, and warned the fat man on the other end of the phone: "Fatty, what did you say? Do you have a friend like you? I said ......." ”
Speechless things happened.
The fat man who was originally ridiculing Zhou Tian and talking nonsense, after listening to Huang Xiaolan's words, instantly changed his attitude, and said in a flattering tone, "Oh, it turned out to be my sister-in-law." ”
"It's me, what did you just say to Zhou Tian? I didn't fight for three days? I went to the house to uncover the tiles? I still want to educate, who do you want to educate? How do you want to educate? Come on, come on, talk to me well. Huang Xiaolan knew that the fat man was Zhou Tian's friend, and she also knew that what the fat man said was actually a joke on Zhou Tian, so she deliberately pretended to be very angry and said.
Really.
As Huang Xiaolan expected in her heart, after listening to her words, Zhou Tian's friend and fat man suddenly stood on her side, "Sister-in-law, it's okay, I was blind and poor with Zhou Tian just now, sister-in-law, you taught the right lesson, people like Zhou Tian really have to be educated and educated, you let him kneel, kneeling is not bad." By the way, I also have a horsewhip for filming circus at home, do you want me to send it to you and teach Zhou Tian a good lesson? Zhou Tian is too worry-free, and people have to worry about everything...... ”
Hearing this, Zhou Tian couldn't stand it anymore, and scolded the fat man on the other end of the phone with a smile, "Fatty, you bastard, when you get married, Lao Tzu will definitely play you to death." ”
The fat man on the other end of the phone laughed and continued to encourage Huang Xiaolan to say: "Sister-in-law, look, Zhou Tian still has energy, continue to let him kneel." ”
Sunday, "....... ”