Chapter Eighty-Three: Harnessing the Narcissus Method!
"How do I know that what you said is true? How do I know that your joint letter signed by the people is true?"
Liu Suifeng looked at the young official kneeling in front of him, his eyes were cold. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"This!-sama Yanagi..."
The young official, who originally thought that the overall situation had been decided, suddenly panicked, and his eyes, which were originally full of hope and affirmation, instantly became confused and overwhelmed.
I really didn't expect Liu Suifeng's answer to be like this.
Chen Ziqiang, who was frightened of his legs, also suddenly raised his head, and was extremely surprised.
"Do you think I am blind? Bihua City is so prosperous, the granary is full, and all kinds of commodities are dazzling, and Manager Chen has governed Bihua City so richly, do you really think I am blind and don't see it?
He also spares no effort to organize various celebrations and memorials every year.
Wearing this patched garment, so frugal.
They have also racked their brains to increase various taxes to increase the revenue of the national treasury.
It is a local parent official who serves the country and the people, and you dare to make false accusations again?
Don't you see how turbulent the river is? If you don't sacrifice to the river, get a wife to make him happy, and people can stop the water? Can you farm the land well?
When you say this, do you want the people of Huabi City to have nothing to gain?"
After listening to Liu Suifeng's words, the young official's eyes were completely desperate.
I really didn't expect that even an official of the level of the Black Knife Governor was in the same nest as Chen Ziqiang, a snake and rat, with such an ugly face.
Chen Ziqiang and a large number of frightened officials were as happy as the rest of their lives.
The large number of people in the rear, who originally thought that they could finally turn over and no longer be squeezed, were all gritting their teeth in secret and scolding in a low voice.
"What bullshit Black Knife Patrol!"
"He's the one who wrote him novels and sang the praises of his virtues, they're all gunmen he paid for, right?"
"I still save money, spend so many book coins, and chase for so long!"
"It turns out to be this kind of dog thing that knows people and faces, but doesn't know their hearts!"
"Clothed beast!"
"Human-faced beast heart!"
"It's not good to die! The whole family is dead!"
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And Dong Qingshu and Jie Wusheng, who knew Liu Suifeng clearly, smiled lightly.
probably reached some kind of tacit understanding between each other before, and smiled at Liu Suifeng and continued to pretend.
I saw Liu Suifeng also smiled slightly, and walked directly past the young official who was kneeling on the ground and his face was like ashes.
I came to the girl who was sitting on the chariot and was being sacrificed.
He pinched the girl's red hijab and lifted it.
"I'm going to be so ugly?"
I was almost not scared by the true face of this back killer.
Chen Ziqiang, who had recovered his state, also quickly wiped his cold sweat and came to Liu Suifeng's side, "Lord Liu, there is no way, I can only find this kind of goods, who is willing to throw his daughter into the river for you and be a daughter-in-law to Uncle He."
The families in the surrounding counties either married their daughters early, or ran away with their daughters.
It's good to be able to find a woman who isn't a cute boy with a big JJ. ”
"No, no, how can this work. Liu Suifeng said loudly with a serious face, "Hebo marrying a wife, that's a big deal! It is related to the people's livelihood and the people's harvest in a year."
How can you fool Hebo casually like this, and you are not afraid of waiting for Hebo to get angry, come to a mountain of water, and drown you all?"
"That's... What should I do then?" Chen Ziqiang came and went, and was also confused by Liu Suifeng, and he really didn't know what medicine Liu Suifeng was selling in this gourd.
"What should I do? This is related to the people's livelihood, whether the wind and rain can be smooth, and whether the people's harvest in a year is related.
Just find an ugly woman and want to fool Hebo? Even me, a mortal, can't look down on him, Hebo is an immortal, can he take a fancy to it?
No, no, I'll put this back, and then I will raise money from the people to hold a Miss Lingnan selection contest, and select someone with a good figure, a good face, and a good voice.
No matter how big the scale is, we must let Hebo see our sincerity, and this is the only way to do it! We must be serious! How can we be so so-so!"
"Oh oh oh..."After listening to Liu Suifeng's stern reprimand, Chen Ziqiang replied again and again, as soon as he heard the word "raising money", he instantly understood what kind of medicine Liu Suifeng was selling in this gourd.
But I didn't expect Liu Suifeng to be so greedy, it turned out that he had to search from here again.
A group of disappointed people were even more sad when they heard that they had to pay again.
Unexpectedly, even their last hope was shattered like this, not to mention that they dared to be angry but did not dare to speak, and now they dare to be angry and dare not be angry, they all lowered their heads, fell into deep despair, and could not see a glimmer of the future.
The girl who was used as a sacrifice ran away happily, and although she was called ugly and hurt in her heart, she at least survived.
Liu Suifeng also ignored the group of sighing people and the young officials with dead faces.
Still with a serious face, he walked to the river that was rolling east, and at the same time attracted the goddess who looked weird, and said very respectfully, "Lord Goddess, it may take a while to choose a wife for Hebo, you tell him for me, let him wait." ”
The wrinkled goddess saw that Liu Suifeng respected her so much, and she also looked respectful, and slowly said "um", and then stood by the river again, closed her eyes and shook her head and read something.
After chattering for a while, he opened his eyes and looked at Liu Suifeng, full of the appearance of a worldly master, "Okay, just now I used the psychic technique, Hebo already knows, for my sake, Hebo agreed to postpone it for a month, you should hurry up and do it, if you delay the time, I can't clean up this situation." ”
"That's it?" Liu Suifeng seemed to be a little dissatisfied with the performance of the goddess, "Hebo took off his pants underneath, and waited for his wife to go down to the cave room to spend the candle night. ”
"Go down to the river to visit in person?" The goddess also panicked when she heard Liu Suifeng's words, "This... This is not good, I only know the way of channeling, I don't know any spells to control the water and break the river, this river is so turbulent, I can't go down. ”
But I only heard Liu Suifeng smile, "Don't be afraid, I'll be able to control the narcissus method a little bit, and I can send you down." ”
"Narcissus control?" the goddess paused for a moment, and after a moment she reacted, her eyes widened, as if she had some kind of ominous premonition.
But it was too late, and before she could speak, Liu Suifeng, who was standing behind her, said "Harness the narcissus method, go you!", and kicked her in the ass, and kicked her into the river with a "poof".
"Mmmmmm Help!"
The goddess who fell into the turbulent river did not flutter and struggle twice with her hands and feet in the water, but she was swallowed by the raging river and disappeared in an instant.
"What!" Seeing Liu Suifeng suddenly "cast a spell", Chen Ziqiang and other corrupt officials, who originally thought they were saved, suddenly became nervous again.
The young officials and desperate people with dead faces also suddenly raised their heads and looked at Liu Suifeng, as if they had seen something for the better.
Dong Qingshu and Jie Wusheng continued to smile silently on the side, watching Liu Suifeng pretend.
Liu Suifeng was also very dedicated, and after kicking the goddess into the river, he continued to stand by the river with a serious face, pulling his neck to look at the place where the goddess had just fallen into the water, and thinking vigorously in his mouth, "Why haven't you come back for so long, won't it be that Hebo is unhappy after going down and doesn't want to let people come back?"
Like an ant on a hot pot, pacing back and forth by the river for a while, the anxious Liu Suifeng turned around again and looked at Chen Ziqiang, who was weak behind him, with a serious face.
"It's been so long, why hasn't this goddess come back? Manager Chen, you go down for me and urge that goddess to come up quickly, I'm not good at water. ”
As he spoke, he pulled Chen Ziqiang to the river with a serious face.
Chen Ziqiang is not stupid, of course he knows what is going on with Liu Suifeng's "Narcissus Control Method", and he struggles with all his strength, "Lord Liu, Xia Guan doesn't know any Narcissus Control Method, I'm afraid that I won't be able to come back if I go down, this is absolutely unacceptable!"
"It's okay, after you go down, just ask the goddess to bring you up, anyway, her spells are so strong, it won't be in the way to bring one more person, you can go down for me and urge her." ”
After that, he couldn't help but say, and then he said "Let's go!", kicked it, and kicked Chen Ziqiang into the turbulent river with a "poof".
"Help......"
Chen Ziqiang, who fell into the water, was also the same as the previous goddess, without struggling twice, he was swallowed by the turbulent river and disappeared.
"Why haven't you come up yet?" After a while, Liu Suifeng, who had stretched his neck and was waiting for the two of them to return by the river, couldn't bear it anymore.
Another turned around and looked at the young witches who had been following the goddess before, "Come on, come on, you guys also go down to urge me, these two have been down for so long, it shouldn't be that something happened, right?"
Hearing Liu Suifeng's words, everyone finally understood what kind of medicine Liu Suifeng was selling in this gourd.
The leaderless corrupt officials turned blue again, and their trembling feet quietly retreated, wanting to sneak away quietly while Liu Suifeng was not paying attention.
And before he took two steps back, he found that the people who had been in the back with sad faces all cut off their way, surrounded them, rolled up their sleeves, and rubbed their hands, just waiting for Liu Suifeng's order, they also performed the "Narcissus Control Method" and sent this group of corrupt officials down to meet Hebo.
The young official, who was kneeling on the ground like ashes before, also stood up, looked at Liu Suifeng, who was performing the "Narcissus Control Method" with a "serious" face, smiling and smiling, for some reason, his eyes were like a sudden heat.