Chapter 8: Let you cry and cry, make you laugh and laugh
When Feng Jianxiong finally finished speaking, he felt thirsty and drank tea.
Ding Lihui, as an audience, smacked the other party's words and words, and a wonderful association was already born in his mind.
She remembered a Stephen Chow movie "The King of a Thousand Kings" she watched in middle school.
In that, when the protagonist "Huang Shihu, the king of a thousand kings" played by Stephen Chow appeared at the birthday banquet, he relied on a few lines like this in the face of hundreds of guests:
"Today is actually not my birthday, it's my old bean's death day, and my wife made a mistake, so you don't have to be so happy. ”
"But you don't have to be too sad, because basically my old bean is a street boy, and he robs and kills people. His death I think is a blessing to society. ”
"However, my old bean really loves me, he robbed just because I wanted to buy a toy car, he killed people just because the other party said I wasn't handsome enough, he ** just because I said I wanted to have a sister ......"
Then, the joys, sorrows, and sorrows of hundreds of guests were manipulated in the palm of their hands.
If you want to make people laugh, you can laugh, and if you want people to cry, you can cry.
After crying, laughing, laughing and crying, three rounds of reciprocation can hold the situation.
Of course, Ding Lihui knows that Stephen Chow's movies are just exaggerated and funny, but in fact it is impossible to do it.
But Feng Jianxiong really relied on his real skills to do it.
At the beginning, during the selection of the school platform two years ago, Feng Jianxiong exchanged positions and debates with Fu Chengcai in front of Professor Gu. If he stands on the right side, the positive side wins, and after the opponent loses the ground, he exchanges positions and lets him stand on the opposite side again, then it is the turn of the opposite side to win.
It doesn't matter which side the truth is, and it doesn't matter which side God is.
As long as Feng Jianxiong is on whichever side he is on, God will be on whichever side he is on, and whichever side will win.
How similar the situation is tonight, or this morning's war of words.
Feng Jianxiong wanted to make the audience feel that "the situation is too urgent, and there is no time to explain it in a hurry", and the audience will really feel that it is so critical that time is running out.
But after getting into the thief's car, Feng Jianxiong wants you to have confidence, don't be anxious, he can do it easily.
This kind of eloquence is already more awesome than the exaggerated artistic treatment in Stephen Chow's movies.
But this is not an artistic treatment, it is a real life.
Every remark he said was real and really reasonable
If you cry, you will cry, you will laugh, and you will not have the temper to resist at all.
This eloquence is terrifying, it is simply the flesh and bones of life and death.
Ding Lihui shuddered.
Horses and yarn throw themselves to the ground.
Compared with Ding Lihui's delicate experience, the only thought left in Ma Hesha's mind at this moment is:
"With such terrible eloquence, it is estimated that investors who want to brag about the project and how strong it is can bring in money, right? If you go to work in pyramid schemes, or open a successful course, you will definitely get into the pit......
Such eloquence, if it is used to deceive the feelings of girls...... Oh my God, even if he hangs 100 girlfriends at the same time and makes them believe that the one he really loves is her, and the rest are acting on the scene and have other difficulties, I'm afraid they can all do it!
Fortunately, Senior Feng didn't think of deceiving my feelings, otherwise I would have been toyed with by him a long time ago. Senior Feng is really a good person, people must be grateful, I will trust him unconditionally in the future and be grateful for his grace of not cheating. ”
……
"It's almost dawn? We talked all night. ”
After drinking tea, when Feng Jianxiong felt sleepy, he realized that it was already past five o'clock.
This long talk took a whole night.
He hadn't planned to stay here at all, but wanted to find another place to stay after the conversation, but now he saved it.
"Then Sister Hui, take the opportunity to sleep for a while, you have a chance to catch up on some sleep at lunch, otherwise if you are not in a state, Director Chen may have an opinion on you. Feng Jianxiong said slightly apologetically.
Ding Lihui took a few bowls of instant noodles from the cabinet in the guest room and washed them with hot water, and said, "I'll just take care of it, you can do it yourself." What time is the plane to order? ”
Before Feng Jianxiong came, he booked a return ticket and bought Ma Hesha. He used his brain a little too much, and after thinking about it, he recalled: "It's half past nine in the morning." ”
Ding Lihui said carefully: "Then you can lean on Shasha for a while, and continue to sleep on the plane - you should be first class, right? The first class cabin is more spacious, the back of the seat can be lowered, and it is comfortable to lie down." ”
Ma Hesha didn't know what he thought, so he subconsciously said earnestly: "Senior, do you want to sleep in my bed?" I'm an idler anyway, and I can continue to sleep when I go back to school in the afternoon." You're so much more important than I am. ”
Feng Jianxiong kindly refused: "What do you say, can a person's right to sleep be divided into three, six, nine and so on? I can just lean on the sofa for two hours." ”
Several people ate the instant noodles brewed by Ding Lihui, and then rested separately.
Ding Lihui took off her clothes and went to bed in a big way, while Feng Jianxiong and Ma Hesha lay on the sofa and bed respectively.
Feng Jianxiong didn't have a quilt, so Ma Hesha took him two dry bath towels that were not used in the bathroom to cover them.
In the winter in the north, there is ** warming, so the hotel room is not too cold, and it is even hotter than the south without heating and air conditioning.
After only squinting for more than two hours, as soon as the alarm clock rang, Feng Jianxiong took a few minutes to wake up, wash his face, and take Ma Hesha to take a taxi to the airport.
Originally, he thought that girls would go out slowly, and it would be very troublesome to clean up. Unexpectedly, Ma and Sha woke up quickly, and the alarm clock went off as soon as it went off.
Feng Jianxiong didn't know that the bed was given to Ma Hesha to be blind at all.
Because the girl was nervous, excited and excited, she was afraid that Feng Jianxiong was inferior to him for a while, so she didn't fall asleep at all, and she squinted for two hours.
really got into a taxi, bumped to the airport, Ma Hesha arrived at a crowded occasion, and the complicated emotions in his heart were vented, but he became confused.
"Seventeen or eighteen years old, with such poor energy, I slept for two hours. If Xu Ming is a scumbag, he will come back from an Internet café overnight as if he is fine. Alas, the lack of exercise. ”
Feng Jianxiong complained in his heart about Ma Hesha's physical fitness, but when he went out, he was a girl who was abducted because of his business, and he couldn't help it.
Several times Ma and Sha were in a trance and wanted to go soft, and he could only barely hold on to his sister's shoulders or hold her waist. The girl didn't mind, obviously reassuring him and knowing that he wouldn't be upset.
All the way to the plane and into the first class, Ma and Sacai can finally relax and sleep.
"Press this twist, put the backrest back, you can put it at 150 degrees, it's no problem, you have to fly for more than three hours, you can sleep well." Eh, I said press it for a while, don't press it now, no one is allowed to lie flat when you take off. ”
Feng Jianxiong kindly instructed the girl how to operate the seat and lie down. Although Ma and Yarn have been on planes, they have never been in economy class and have never been in first class. The chairs in the two cabins are different, so she really hasn't operated them, and she is a little timid.
"Thank you. Adjusting the chair to a comfortable angle, Ma Hesha smiled sweetly at Feng Jianxiong, and said shyly, "Although you flew here to talk to Sister Hui about business, after all, you personally sent me back to school, and I should still thank you." ”
Feng Jianxiong obviously didn't care about this kind of gratitude: "Yes, after all, you can be regarded as doing things for me, and I will never treat my own people badly." If you have more contact, you will understand that since you are an alumnus, if you are destined to work with me, ability is not the most important thing, the key is to keep your mouth shut. As long as you keep your mouth tight, don't be self-righteous when you hear something useful, and your ability can be slowly cultivated by giving you the opportunity. ”
"I know I don't know anything, and even if you teach me everything, I still don't know how to do it alone. Ma Hesha hurriedly expressed his position, as if he was afraid that the senior would not believe in his stupidity and incompetence and lack the ability to fly solo, "That...... After the documentary is filmed, will I have a chance to do anything?"
"There are so many opportunities. ”
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When Feng Jianxiong left with Ma Hesha in a taxi early in the morning, of course he was not bumped into - a coincidence happened once, it was still accidental, and it happened twice, which was abnormal.
Last night, after capturing the gossip photos, Wei Shilang also thought about spending some energy squatting to see if he could dig out some more fierce materials, in case the party became popular in the future, he could sell it for more money.
However, it is still unknown whether the person concerned is popular or not, and he is still reluctant to put too much energy into him.
Hiding the people in his room and leaving a crack, he listened to it for an hour, confirmed that Ding Lihui had gone back during the period, and then no one came out, and Wei Shilang didn't bother to stare at it.
Anyway, in the media and entertainment circles, if you don't come out for half an hour after entering the house, it is enough to characterize it as a bad incident, and enough for a lot of things to happen.
As for whether to stay for two hours or stay overnight, the difference is not big. Anyway, unless the parties use the excuse of "talking about the script late at night" in the future, they will definitely not be able to get through.
The next day, Ding Lihui went to work normally.
"Xiao Ding, what's going on with your state today, your voice is hoarse, how can this effect make me reconcile? Are you sick, or haven't you rested well?"
After only a few films, Director Chen was not very satisfied with her state, and complained about her during the break.
It was still for the sake of her being sent by the investor, so she didn't say anything more.
Ding Lihui couldn't say anything about her suffering, so she could only prevaricate: "I'...... I've just arrived at LZ, so I'm a little uncomfortable, sorry. Director Chen, you also know, I'm from the south......"
"I've never seen you like this, I've been to Xijiang, and I haven't been unaccustomed to the soil, so I've returned to LZ, but I'm starting to feel uncomfortable. Forget it, it's useless for you to come in this state, you are allowed to take a day off, adjust as soon as possible!"
"Even his voice is hoarse, how hard did he have to scream last night? Tsk, such a nice voice, calling the bed all night, that man is really worth it...... But it's also possible that the is too much and the blow is hoarse?"
The people in the media circle and the entertainment industry are the same, and people who can't see others are good, envious and jealous of people they hate, and it's a rhythm everywhere.
Ding Lihui's gaffe will naturally be infinitely replenished by people who maliciously speculate.
If she's not popular, it's all over. But if she turns red, this time bomb will explode sooner or later.