Chapter 770: The rat steals the taro

Seeing Baoyu burst into tears, he smiled and said, "What's so sad about this? If you really want to keep me, I naturally won't go out." ”

When Baoyu saw that there was an article in this, he said: "Tell me, how am I going to keep you? “

Attacker smiled: "We get along well on weekdays, so naturally it goes without saying." But today you will keep me in peace, and you will not be on this. I said two or three other things, and if you follow me, it means that you really keep me, even if the knife rests on my neck, I will not go out. ”

Baoyu was busy laughing and said, "What do you say, what are the things? Good sister, my good sister, don't say two or three things, even if it's two or three hundred, I'll follow. I just ask you to watch me and guard me, and one day I will turn into ashes, and the ashes are not good enough, and the ashes still have traces and knowledge. When I turn into a puff of smoke and the wind blows, you can't control me, and I can't care about you. At that time, you left me, and I went wherever you liked. ”

Before he finished speaking, he was so anxious that he grabbed his mouth: "Okay, I was about to persuade you this, but you said it even harder." ”

Baoyu hurriedly said, "Don't say this anymore." ”

The attacker said, "This is the first thing to change." ”

Baoyu: "Change, if I say this again, you will screw my mouth." What else?"

Attack: "Don't slander the monks, adjust the fat and make the powder." There is a more important thing, that is, you are not allowed to eat the rouge rubbed on people's mouths, and the problem of loving red. ”

"It's all changed, it's all changed. What else? ”

The attacker laughed, "No more." It's just that Pepsi is inspected, and it is not arbitrary. If you really rely on it, even if you carry me in an eight-seater sedan chair, you won't be able to carry me out. ”

Baoyu smiled: "You have been here for a long time, and I am not afraid that there will be no eight-person sedan chair for you to sit in." ”

The attacker sneered: "This is not uncommon for me. I don't have that kind of blessing, and I don't have that reason. Even if you sit, it's not much fun. ”

The two were talking, when Qiu Wen walked in and said, "It's almost the third watch, it's time to sleep." Just now the old lady sent my grandmother to ask, and I replied that I was asleep. Baoyu took the watch and looked at it, and sure enough, the needle had already pointed to Haizheng.

In the early morning of the next day, when the attacker woke up, he felt that his body was heavy, his head was painful, his eyes were swollen, and his limbs were hot. I could earn it before, but then I couldn't hold it back, so I could only fall asleep and lie on the kang with my clothes. Baoyu returned to Jia's mother, passed the doctor to see her, and said: "It's just an occasional cold, just take one or two doses of medicine to evacuate." "Let people take medicine and fry it. As soon as he took it, he ordered her to cover her with a quilt and sweat. Baoyu went to Daiyu's room to take a look.

Daiyu took a nap in bed, and the maids all went out, and the house was quiet. Baoyu lifted the soft embroidery curtain and entered the inner room. I saw Daiyu sleeping there, and walked up and pushed her and said, "Good sister, have you just eaten and slept again?"

Wake up Daiyu. Daiyu saw that it was Baoyu: "You go out for a walk." I had a night of trouble the night before, and I haven't rested today, and my whole body is sore. ”

Baoyu said: "The pain is small, but the illness is big when you sleep." I'll relieve your boredom and get through the sleepiness. ”

Daiyu just closed her eyes: "I'm not sleepy, just take a break." You go somewhere else and come back for a while. ”

Baoyu pushed her: "Where am I going? ”

When Daiyu heard this, she sneered and said, "Since you want to be here, sit honestly over there, and let's talk." ”

Baoyu: "I'm crooked too." ”

"You're crooked. ”

"There are no pillows, we have one pillow. ”

"Fart, isn't there a pillow outside? ”

Baoyu went out to the outer room, took a look, came back and said with a smile: "I don't want that, and I don't know which dirty woman it is." ”

When Daiyu heard this, she opened her eyes, got up and said with a smile: "You are really the Heavenly Demon Star of my life! ”

Pushing his pillow to Baoyu, he got up and took another one of his own, and he pillowed himself, and the two fell opposite each other.

Daiyu saw a blood stain the size of a button on Baoyu's left cheek, so she leaned over and took a closer look with her hand. And he said, "Whose fingernails are scratched again?"

Baoyu turned sideways, while hiding, and said with a smile: "It's not scraped, I'm afraid that I just washed rouge cream for them and got a little stained." ”

As he spoke, he looked for a handkerchief to wipe it. Daiyu wiped it for him with her handkerchief: "You're doing these things again." It's okay to do it, let others see it, and learn to please everyone when it is a miracle and a new story, and make everyone unclean and angry. ”

Baoyu didn't hear these words, only smelled a faint fragrance, but it came from Daiyu's sleeve, and the smell was intoxicating. Baoyu pulled Daiyu's sleeve to see what it was. Daiyu smiled: "In the cold winter of October, who brings what incense?"

Baoyu smiled: "In that case, where did this incense come from?"

Daiyu: "I don't know. It must be the aroma in the cupboard, and the smoke on the clothes is unknown. ”

Baoyu shook her head: "Not necessarily." The smell of this incense is strange, not the incense of those incense cakes, incense balls, and incense bags. ”

Daiyu sneered: "Could it be that I also have some arhats and real people to give me some strange fragrances?" Even if I got strange fragrances, I didn't have the flowers, flowers, frosts, and snow that my brother and brother got to concoct them for me. What I have is just those vulgar incense. ”

Baoyu smiled: "I'll say something, you just pull up so much, don't give you a benefit, I don't know, I won't spare you today." ”

As he spoke, he turned over, took two mouthfuls of his hands, and then reached out and scratched under the two ribs in Daiyu's diaphragm. Daiyu couldn't help but itch, Baoyu stretched out her hands and scratched it, so she laughed breathlessly, and said, "Baoyu! If you make trouble again, I will be angry." ”

Baoyu stopped and asked with a smile: "Why don't you say this?"

Daiyu smiled: "Don't dare anymore." While arranging his sideburns, he said with a smile: "I have a strange fragrance, do you have a warm fragrance?"

Baoyu was puzzled for a while: "What warm incense?"

Daiyu nodded and sighed: "Stupid, if you have jade, people will have gold to match you;

Baoyu heard it. Baoyu smiled: "I begged for mercy just now, but now I am even more ruthless." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand again.

Daiyu hurriedly smiled and said, "Good brother, I don't dare." ”

Baoyu smiled: "I can spare you, just give me a sniff of your sleeve." ”

As he spoke, he pulled his sleeve and put it on his face, sniffing it non-stop. Daiyu snatched her hand and said, "You can go." ”

Baoyu smiled: "Go? We lay down and talked. As he spoke, he fell down again.

Daiyu also fell down and covered her face with a handkerchief. Baoyu said some nonsense without a match, but Daiyu just ignored it. Baoyu asked her how old she was when she went to Beijing, what scenery and historic sites she saw on the road, and what ruins, stories, and folk customs in Yangzhou were. Daiyu didn't answer.

Baoyu was afraid that she would fall ill from her sleep, so she coaxed her and said, "Oh, there is a big story in your Yangzhou Yamen, do you know?"

Daiyu saw that he said solemnly, and he was right, but he only thought it was true: "What is it?"

When Baoyu saw the question, he couldn't help but laugh and said nonsense: "There is a Dai Mountain in Yangzhou, and there is a forest hole on the mountain. ”

Daiyu smiled: "You are lying, I have never heard of this mountain." ”

"There are many mountains and rivers in the world, how do you know that these things can't be done? When I'm done, you will criticize again. ”

"Say it. ”

Baoyu said nonsense: "There was originally a group of rat spirits in the forest cave. On the seventh day of the first month of that year, the old rat ascended to the throne and said: Tomorrow is Laba, and everyone in the world is boiling Laba porridge. He drew an arrow and sent a capable little mouse to inquire. ”

After a while, the little mouse reported: "The inspection and inquiry in various places have been completed, and only the temple under the mountain has the most rice crackers." ”

The old mouse asked, "How many kinds of rice are there, and how many kinds of fruit are there?"

The little mouse said: "The rice beans are in a warehouse, and they are innumerable. There are five kinds of fruits, one red date, two chestnuts, three peanuts, four water chestnuts, and five spiced taro. ”

The old rat was overjoyed when he heard this, and ordered the rat army to go in real time. Naiba ordered the arrow and asked, "Who is going to steal the rice?"

As soon as the mouse was ordered, he went to steal rice. Then he drew the arrow and asked, "Who is going to steal the beans?"

Another rat was ordered to steal beans. Then they all received orders one by one, and only one kind of taro was left, and they pulled out the arrows and asked, "Who is going to steal the taro?"

I saw a very small and weak little mouse agree: "I am willing to steal taro." ”

When the old rat and the crowd saw it like this, they were afraid that they would not be able to practice, and they would not allow it to go. The little mouse said: "Although I am young and weak, I am boundless in magic, articulate, and far-reaching. I'm more clever than they stole it. ”

The crowd asked, "How can you be more clever than them?"

The little mouse said, "I don't learn from them and steal directly." As long as I changed my body, I also became a taro, mixed in the taro pile, so that people could not see or hear, and secretly carried it with the doppelganger method, and gradually carried it away. Isn't it better than stealing it directly?"

When all the rats heard this, they all said, "It's wonderful, but I don't know how to change it, so you can change it for us first." ”

The little mouse listened and smiled: "This is not difficult, wait for me to change." ”

After saying that, she changed her body, and she changed into the most beautiful lady. The rats were busy laughing and said, "It's wrong, it's wrong! It turned out that it was going to be a fruit, how did you turn a young lady?"

The little mouse appeared and smiled: "I said that you have never seen the world, and you only recognize this fruit as taro, but you don't know that Master Lin's young lady is the real fragrant jade." ”