Chapter 36: I regret pretending to be a wave

When the morning light in the east illuminated half of the sky, the night was gradually dispelled from the sky by dawn.

Kule County Service Area...

A black sedan drove down the highway and stopped in the service area.

The doors open,

"Hey, hey, what are you talking about? Ahhhh You louder, what... Damn, don't scold!"

As soon as Ming Leng got out of the car, he ran to the side and made a phone call.

Then Ye Yan also got out of the car, turned around and hugged Ling'er and Yu'er out of the back parking space respectively.

Kule County is a critical county located in Qianjun Province and Sichuan Province.

Once here, you will be in HS City in a few hours.

As for yesterday,

When Ming Leng said that he wanted to come out with him, Ye Yan directly agreed.

A private car must be more comfortable than a bus, and it's a big deal to wait until the place to give Ming Leng more travel expenses, and be lucky, maybe he can pull a few people when he goes back and earn an income of hundreds of yuan.

So that he can find his sense of belonging in his future life and the confused life at this stage.

In fact...

The driver is also very good,

In the future, he can be promoted to an old driver after a long time, and he can also exercise his long-distance posture operation skills on this road, which can be regarded as a kind of responsibility for his younger brother as a brother, and he should worry about it.

After getting out of the car, Ye Yan took Ling'er and Yu'er to take a look at the mountain, and then went to the restaurant after exclaiming.

Ming Leng took the phone and called from getting out of the car to the toilet, squatting in the toilet, and the voice was very loud, not that he had a loud voice, but that the signal was really poor.

"Wait, I'll take my pants off... Ah, what did I lie to you, I just told you, I'm going to be on the tuba,

Paper?

I didn't bring it, what's wrong?

I hehe... What's wrong with no paper, I can still go out without paper,

I don't care about you... You use your hands,

Let's not talk about it for a while, I'll answer the phone and hang up first. ”

After hanging up the phone, Ming Leng pouted his ass and half-squatted up, his hands groping in his pockets. "Damn, I really didn't bring the special code!"

Then he crouched down again, turned on his phone and made a call.

"Hey, Brother Yan, I in the toilet, I forgot to bring paper, you give me ......"

"Dut...... Toot ......"

Ming Leng looked at his phone with a confused expression. "Hung up?"

When he was about to call again, the call came,

The caller ID is a more male note: Su Dabao.

"Hey, why are you calling again......"

……

"Where's Dad, Uncle? Why didn't he come to dinner?"

"Yu'er, your uncle is eating, let's leave him alone, you eat first, when you finish eating, your uncle should be full, and then Dad will call him out." ”

Ling'er sucked the edge of the bowl with her small mouth, took another bite of the steamed dumpling, and chewed with her cheeks. "Well, that uncle is a big foodie. ”

Ye Yan nodded, reached out and touched Ling'er's head. "Well, Ling'er is right, your uncle is tall and eats a lot, and he can grow taller if he eats more, Ling'er and Yu'er also have to eat more, and they can grow as tall as your monkey uncle in the future. ”

"Don't. Ling'er looked up at Ye Yan. "Ling'er shouldn't be taller than Dad. ”

After hearing this, Yu'er looked at Ling'er, turned to Ye Yan, and said. "Yu'er will be as tall as her father in the future. ”

Ye Yan glanced in the direction of the toilet, turned his head and said softly to the two little guys. "Mmmm, don't talk so much when eating, hurry up and eat. ”

The two little ones then stuck their tongues out at each other, and continued to bury their heads and began to eat.

Why haven't you come out yet? It can't be that you forgot to bring paper......

Ten minutes later...

Just as Ye Yan decided whether to take the two little guys to deliver the "relief box" to Ming Leng, he suddenly heard Ming Leng's voice.

"I'm out...

Really, I really came out, it was dark and smelly, who wouldn't want to come out. ”

At this time, Ye Yan saw that when someone passed by Ming Leng's side, he would keep his eyes on that goods.

The reason is very simple, this thing speaks with a smell of ruffianism, plus what he said, I don't know that I think he has just been released from prison.

"Why are you lying to you, do you want to take a picture of you and send it to you right now?

Hey... You lesbian, why do you always like to raise the bar with me? ”

Ming Leng walked towards the restaurant while talking on the phone.

When he approached the door, Ming Leng pouted with a face that seemed to be trying to sell cuteness, and then "poofed" twice into the mobile phone, and the mobile phone was put back to his ear. "Do you hear that?"

"Poo" twice. "What about this?"

Only then hang up.

When he saw Ming Lengyu'er, he asked. "Uncle, where have you gone to eat?"

Ming Leng touched his buttocks, sat opposite Ye Yan's family of three with a big grin, looked at the buns on the table with low eyebrows, picked it up and put it in his mouth. "What are you eating, Uncle is only now starting to eat officially. ”

"Boss, two more cages. ”

Come over for a moment...

Coming from the direction of the counter. "Come and get it yourself. ”

Ming Leng pouted his ass again and stood up to get the buns.

"How did you get out?" Ye Yan frowned slightly as he watched Ming Leng grasp the bun with his hand. "Have you washed your hands?"

"Didn't wash. Ming Leng lowered his head and took a sip of millet porridge, and continued to eat in response.

"Don't you feel disgusting?"

"Huh?" Ming Leng stopped, stared at the bun in his hand for a moment, and turned his head to look at Ye Yan with a shocked expression. "It's... This is a human meat bun?"

Damn, how did you form this off-line thinking, it's simply impossible to communicate.

"I mean, wash your hands before eating and pay more attention to your personal hygiene. ”

"My hands are clean. ”

I didn't wash my hands after going to the toilet, and I said that my hands were very clean, I believed in your evil.

Ming Leng stretched out his hand and looked at it over and over again, and then raised his eyebrows at Ye Yan with a cheap smile. "Brother Yan, guess. ”

"Guess what?"

"Guess how I got out. ”

by coincidence

The few people who passed by him when Ming Leng called out of the toilet happened to come over, and when they heard Ming Leng's words, several people's eyes invariably glanced at Ming Leng secretly a few times, looked at each other a few times, nodded quietly and said something, after buying breakfast, they didn't plan to eat in the restaurant, turned around and walked towards the door.

Seeing that Ye Yan didn't intend to speak, Ming Leng directly said the specific question to be asked.

"Guess how I got out of the toilet...

Let's start with that,

I didn't bring any paper. ”

"Plop!"

Ming Leng was sitting facing the door, and when he heard the sound of the door, he subconsciously looked at the glass door at the exit of the restaurant, and found that three people had fallen into the shape of the meat bun, and they fell to the door, and then took their eyes back.

Raised three fingers at Ye Yan and continued. "Say yes beforehand, three chances. ”

"Then you take back your three chances for me, in comparison, I'm still more interested in the fact that you and Xiaofang didn't quarrel on the phone. ”

"Hey, I told her I'm here to see you off in a while, what's there to talk about. Ming Leng picked up the bun. "Let's go, three chances. ”

"Ling'er Yu'er, are you full?"

"Well, I'm full of Dad. ”

"We'll get in the car when we're full, and you'll see your aunt in a little while. ”

The two little guys got up and jumped a little, happily grabbing Ye Yan's hand. "Oh, I'll see my aunt right away. ”

Ye Yan grabbed the hands of the two little guys and turned around and walked towards the door.

Waiting for Ye Yan to go out, Ming Leng grabbed the bun and stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it for a while, and drank half a bowl of porridge in the bowl. "Owner packing. ”

Waited a minute and no one responded,

Seeing that no one responded, Ming Leng reached out and picked up the cage with the buns inside and got up to leave.

At this time, a middle-aged woman wearing a blouse with "Kule Service Area" printed on it walked quickly. "Hey, hey, what are you doing. ”

"What? ”

"Pack, what are you doing with the cage... To give... Food bags. ”

"Oh. ”

After taking the plastic bag, Ming Leng was about to leave, but was stopped by the waiter loudly. "Hey, you didn't understand what I said, did you, the cage was returned to me. ”

Ming Leng turned around and said with a serious face. "You're just deaf, why didn't you bring the food bag when you just shouted? Didn't you hear, why didn't you bring me the buns and ask me to serve them myself? I'm a customer, it's God, do you know? Are you lazy? Why are you so panicked now? Are you afraid that I will take your cage?

The middle-aged woman's small eyes sparkled and were turned into a bewildered look on her face, for this kind of sudden situation she encountered for the first time, she can only say that she met a strange flower today.

The surrounding customers looked at this side, and even a few people stretched out their hands and pointed to the women and the direction of the counter to talk about their dissatisfaction.

Ming Leng saw that the middle-aged woman was speechless, and put the bamboo cage on the table. "Return your cage, your service attitude here is really bad, I will report to my superiors when I go back, and this hygiene, a table of oil-stained food residues, dozens of dollars of pants are stolen for me. ”

After speaking, Ming Leng turned around and left with the food bag, leaving the waiter who was motionless and uncertain.

Could he be from the Food Authority?

In just a few seconds when Ming Leng walked out of the restaurant, all the customers in the store watched him, and at the same time, they also praised him in their hearts.

As soon as he went out of the door, Ming Leng regretted a little, regretting that he couldn't record his words and deeds just now.

If this is a live broadcast, it will definitely increase the number of fans.

"Why are you so happy?" Ye Yan asked after sitting in the driver's seat and seeing Ming Leng come back.

"It's okay, it's okay. ”

"Pretending to be forced again?"

"How can I be, how gentle I am, you don't know, I don't have anything to do all day long, I don't usually do it. ”

"It seems to be. Ye Yan looked at the door of the restaurant. "Everybody's copying guys out. ”

"Huh, go, go!"

Ming Leng sat down and urged Ye Yan.

The next second, he looked back in the direction of the restaurant and found that there was a dog next to the trash can at the door, and there was no one.

"Well, that Brother Yan, I'll open it. Ming Leng changed the subject.

"You've been open all night, lie down and sleep, there's not much left, I'll open it." ”

Fatigue driving is very dangerous, don't look at Ming Leng's energetic appearance now, most of them are pretended, maybe you can fall asleep in the next second.

This happened several times last night, if it weren't for Ye Yan sitting in the co-pilot seat and chatting with him all the time, maybe they were still lying in an unknown ditch with people and cars at this time.

After experiencing a car accident, Ye Yan was a little sensitive to this, and with Ling'er and Yu'er in the car, he had to be cautious.

on the road

As Ye Yan expected, Ming Leng fell asleep in the co-pilot not long after he got into the car, tilting his head, and there were still buns to be eaten in his mouth, but he didn't gnaw on them.

Through the rearview mirror, the two little ones also fell asleep in the back seat.

"Hehe, ha...... Haha..."

The car was driving for about an hour, and Ming Leng suddenly laughed.

Ye Yan glanced at it and found that the goods had closed their eyes.

"You guess, you guess,

Ha... Ha ha...

I...

I squatted for half an hour...

Hee-hee-hee...

Just...

Only to find out..."

At this time, Ming Leng suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed towards the windshield, nodded his finger, paused, and said loudly at the same time.

"Hahahaha!

I didn't pull it out at all. ”