"What's wrong with Master Gu Yi? I find her a little weird today. ”

Kayla, who came to find Coco to go out, bumped into the Ancient One, and was keenly aware that the Ancient One today seemed to be a little different.

Kayla didn't think much of it, though.

Coco changed into a dark gothic loli dress, and with Kayla's help, she got two dark and dark eyeshadows, and after thinking that her outfit was 'crazy and cool', she and Kayla left their mansion.

The little ones didn't go out in a car, but on a cocoa skateboard.

After leaving Coco's house, Kayla couldn't help but ask.

After all, Gu's face was red like a monkey's ass, which really made Kayla curious.

"It's nothing, when I called Master Gu Yi for breakfast in the morning, I bumped into her naked and practicing yoga in the room, and found that she didn't have long hair......"

Children don't have so many dirty ideas, so that they can ask whatever they want, and they are not embarrassed at all and do not feel that there is anything to taboo.

Especially for a little girl like Coco, even more so.

Kayla is older than Coco, six years old and almost seven, and she is about to start elementary school.

It stands to reason that Kayla should understand why the Ancient One has become so weird, but in fact, after hearing Coco's words, Kayla also feels a little inexplicable.

The two little ones skateboarded along the winding mountain road of Beverly to the community at the foot of the mountain, and were about to reach the secondary road next to the highway.

Compared with the expressway, the sides of the secondary road have a little more life, and there are many small shops selling daily necessities and cooked food, as well as small kiosks selling newspapers and magazines.

As the two little ones passed by a newsstand, Coco stopped Kayla, and the two of them stopped.

"Adults are so weird, some things just can't be said clearly, anyway, I don't think adults are interesting at all, your ancient master is like this. Why is there no hair, just say the reason, why do you have to hide. ”

Kayla is on Coco's side on this issue.

"It's like my brother's guy is like this, I've seen many times he ran into the bathroom like a thief in the morning, still holding his stinky underwear, and I asked him what was wrong, and he would kill me, and his attitude was quite bad. Cut, isn't it just bedwetting, how big it is, don't you make it clear? ”

As she spoke, Kayla shifted the conversation to her brother, and complained with disdain.

Coco nodded seriously: "That's it, adults are really boring." Master Gu Yi is the same, and directly told me why she didn't have Maomao, but it was really incomprehensible to have to make such an embarrassed and shy look. ”

As she spoke, Coco pulled out a $10 bill and tiptoed into the newsstand.

"Boss, bring me a copy of Playboy, which I bought for my dad. ”

Kim Hyun Tae is not here, otherwise he will definitely smoke the little guy, he can't imagine that Coco has actually learned to use his father as a cover and excuse.

"Boss, what are you buying Playboy for?"

Kayla on the side was very puzzled, and couldn't figure out why Coco wanted to buy such a book.

To be honest, Kayla is no stranger to this kind of book, and there are several stacks under her brother's bed, and they are kept by her brother like a treasure.

Kayla once took advantage of her brother's absence from school to secretly look through it, but it was just some big sisters who didn't wear clothes, and Kayla didn't think there was anything to look at.

The prohibition of minors from buying is obviously not complied with by newsstand owners, so Coco successfully buys a copy of Playboy.

And after buying "Playboy", Coco stood on the side of the road next to the newsstand with a big grin and looked through the street.

Not to mention just looking at it, the bear child also deliberately selected a particularly hot page of the magazine he was reading and raised his hand.

"I don't even know what Master Gu Yi has to be shy about, you see that the big sisters here behave very naturally, and they are all naked. ”

Coco's words really make people cover their faces.

"I'll keep this book, and I'll give it to Master Gu Yi when I go back, and let her take a good look at it, I must let her learn from these big sisters. ”

"That's right, Boss, I've got your back!"

The little ones don't know how strange their words are.

Coco was so loud that passers-by couldn't stop looking at it.

The magazine was thrown into its own 'infinite reincarnation' space, and the little one and Kayla continued on their way.

The two little guys were on the secondary road, riding skateboards all the way, and from time to time they also played some exciting tricks of Jin Xian, which made passers-by stunned, and even attracted several police cars to chase behind the little ones.

After all, in the middle of the traffic on the secondary road, it is quite scary to come and go.

And the skateboard was stunned by the two little guys to a speed of 120 miles, so how could it not attract patrol police.

If it were an ordinary bear child, it is estimated that he would have been paralyzed by the police car behind him, but are Coco and Kayla ordinary little children?

Obviously, they were never frightened, but became more excited because of the sirens behind them, and played even more terrifying tricks in the chase.

Eventually, the officers chasing after the little ones realized that they weren't just two ordinary kids, so they had to ask for help from the special services.

And after such a chase all the way, the entire secondary road has been made by two little guys, but there has been no accident.

The two little ones just thought it was fun, and they didn't want to hurt everyone because of themselves.

So whenever there is a situation where the car is about to crash, the two little ones will use their own methods to avoid such problems.

"Boss, the police car is no longer chasing. ”

Kayla slowed down first, and after looking back, she saw that all the police cars had stopped, and after not continuing to chase her, she prompted Coco, who was having fun.

Hearing this, Coco also slowed down, avoided a big truck that hit him, and stretched out his hand to pull the big truck that he couldn't dodge because of himself and was about to overturn, and after fixing the body back to safety, he also looked back behind him.

"It's boring, I thought they would keep chasing. ”

It can be seen that this is not the first time that the little guy has 'played' with the Los Angeles Patrol like this.

Kayla also looked helpless, and said, "Boss, call the lawyer, the people from S.H.I.E.L.D. will be here in a while." ”

Coco shrugged, pulled out her phone, and dialed a number.

Kim Hyun Tae has a law firm under his name, which he runs with Stark, so it is quite convenient to find a lawyer.

It's really because of this convenience that every time Coco causes trouble, she will ask the lawyers of the law firm to help.

Of course, the money still has to be given.

But Coco, as the owner of several companies, is not short of money.

So, that little lawyer's fee is really nothing to the little guy.

After receiving a call from Coco, the law firm happily promised to send someone over as soon as possible, and there is also a large branch of the firm in Los Angeles.

After putting away the phone, Coco and Kayla stopped on the side of the road and started chatting, waiting for the arrival of S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel and lawyers.

"The real world is not interesting at all, you have to be careful in everything you do, and you can't have fun at all.

So, I still think it's fun to go to other planes and planes, because there we can play whatever we want without any scruples, and no matter how much damage is caused, there will be no trouble from people like S.H.I.E.L.D. to come and find trouble. ”

In the face of Coco's complaints, Kayla agrees very much.

Now that Kayla has also awakened to the talent of Kryptonians and far surpassed her brother, Kayla has also begun to feel like Coco, that everything you do in real life is far less enjoyable than doing things in other planes.

In fact, it is not surprising that the little ones feel this way.

You must know that in the reality of another time and space, they have to abide by such and such rules, and they can't mess around at all.

And also worry that you will hurt the general public.

But there is no need to have such scruples in other planes and planes.

To put it mildly, they just destroy a world, and no one will come to trouble them, so they can let go and play as much as they want.

There is a fundamental difference in this.

First of all, it is a question of 'identity'.

Coco and Kayla 'identify' with another time and space, and both feel that they are part of a different time and space world, a member of the human race.

That's why they are afraid of ordinary people in different time and space.

But other planes are different.

The little guy doesn't have the slightest sense of 'identification' with the creatures of other planes, and also sees them as NPC-like beings.

Therefore, under such a premise, of course, the little ones will act without scruples.

Just think about it, who would value NPCs so much.

And this is the opinion of the two little guys towards the beings of other planes and planes.

A black flying machine hovered in the sky, and began to descend slowly, the huge air currents blowing the hair of passers-by into a mess, and some scraps of paper were blown away.

It's just that the people from S.H.I.E.L.D. are here, and Coco has not dealt with Kayla with the people of S.H.I.E.L.D. once or twice, so she is no stranger.

Judging from the reaction of the two little guys at this moment, there is no fear or nervousness, which shows that S.H.I.E.L.D., which is terrifying to others, is not such a terrible existence in the eyes of the little guys.

When the aircraft descended to the height of three floors, a guy jumped out of the side opening, this is a guy wearing a green lacquered bodysuit, green glasses, and a crystal that constantly flashes green light around his waist.

"There are so many perverts who like to wear tights nowadays, I can't figure out why they like to wear tights so much, is it possible that they don't know how spicy and disgusting their bodies are!"

Coco makes a vomit gesture and complains to her friend Kayla next to her.

Kayla raised her hand with a very exaggerated expression: "Indeed, even my brother has become a member of this perverted group, I personally think that people like them are hopeless, I guess they are too narcissistic, and their own body is okay, oh my God, his little Ding Ding is not as big as my brother, more like a little caterpillar than your father's, it's too disgusting, this will become a nightmare for my life." ”

I have to say that Kayla is very vigorous at this time, and I don't know if it's because of Coco's influence, anyway, she is already on the road of getting farther and farther away from the lady.

Originally, he had landed and posed as a man who thought he was very handsome, but after hearing the complaints of the two little girls, his body staggered, so he didn't fall to the ground like this.

The blow of the fart child's words seems to be not small for the young man in the green tights......