Chapter 326: To See or Not to See
Li Huayong closed his eyes and listened to Lin Kai recite the "masterpiece" he gave him. He listened to it with pride, and heard that many poems need to be recited in Cantonese to be the most appropriate, and it seems that there is still some truth in this.
Look at Lin Kai's recitation, how subdued and frustrated, how emotional, good recitation and excellent content, it seems that you can make a small limelight today, right?
Well, today I finally fulfilled a wish and did a "pretending to force the prescribed action" that all traversers must do, which is considered to have not lost the face of the traverser.
It's a pity that it backfired, and after Lin Kai finished reciting, everyone's reaction was beyond Li Huayong's expectations. There was no applause, let alone flowers, everyone had a weird expression, even Lin Kai himself, after the recitation, he himself looked like he had no love.
Isn't this style of painting right? It's completely different from what Li Huayong imagined? Li Huayong hurriedly asked Zhao Shujun, who was closest to him: "What, do you think this poem is bad?"
"Hehe, Brother Yong, I found out that you like to play tricks on people Lin Kaiyo, and even asked people to go up and recite a limerick poem. ”
Beat... Li Huayong was stunned.
Li Huayong is really stunned, you must know that this "donkey" was very famous in the nineties, and it has a very high status in the poetry world, although it cannot reach the status of the "Spring Flower River Moonlit Night" alone poem that overwhelms the whole Tang Dynasty, but it is also considered to be one of the representative works of "ending the hazy poetry era".
But such a famous poem is actually considered a limerick poem?
Li Huayong still didn't give up, he was still comforting himself at this time, thinking that maybe Zhao Shujun's "literary literacy" was not enough, and he couldn't appreciate such good poems. But when he looked at the others, looked at Su Qing and found that Su Qing had a similar expression to Zhao Shujun, and looked at Lei Yutong and found that she and her two best friends also had similar expressions. Looking at the others again, almost all of them had expressions similar to Zhao Shujun......
Li Huayong continued not to give up, he said in his heart, didn't a few scholars who claim to be experts come today, ordinary people can't appreciate this poem, then experts should always know the goods, right? Yes, yes, after each work is recited today, there is an "expert commentary" link, now let's see what the experts have to say.
It's a pity that Li Huayong was disappointed again, he found that a few experts in the audience, they were actually similar to the ordinary melon-eating masses, and they all had disapproving expressions of this "donkey".
Finally someone commented, Li Huayong saw the middle-aged scholar sitting in the center who seemed to be the "chief expert", he smiled and supported his eyes, and said to Lin Kai very gracefully:
"This classmate, the purpose of our poetry meeting is to cultivate everyone's sentiments and improve everyone's literary literacy, please don't use this kind of limerick to make trouble here, okay......."
In the midst of laughter, poor Lin Kai was simply ashamed and angry, he returned to Li Huayong's side in embarrassment, staring at Li Huayong with extremely "resentful" eyes.
Li Huayong is also a little embarrassed, he now summarizes that he is a little forced that he really can't pretend, for example, now, where did he think that a song "donkey" that was regarded as a classic 10 years later would be so unpopular in this era. Therefore, although it was not out of his intention, at this moment, Li Huayong still felt a little guilty about Lin Kai.
But after only a few minutes, his guilt quickly faded. The reason was what Lin Kai whispered to him in his ear:
"I said Brother Yong, I have done such a humiliating thing for you, then I will do it the day after tomorrow, don't forget to help me. ”
"Ah, what's the matter? Oh, is it the matter of Lao He coming to Shencheng, that stunning beauty that you will never forget? Let's talk about it the day after tomorrow, I'm thinking about it now." ”
"What are you thinking?"
"Of course, I want to rewrite a poem, I lost such a big face today, how can I do it if I don't get back to the field. ”
Hearing Li Huayong say this, Lin Kai's neck shrank, and he was far away from Li Huayong, and he didn't mention what happened just now, obviously because he was afraid that Li Huayong would embarrass himself again.
Li Huayong really wants to get back to the field, as a traverser, this kind of thing must not be ambiguous, if people know that they have plagiarized their works without success, and they are still laughed at if they can't pretend to be forced, how can Li Huayong tolerate this kind of ridiculous and generous thing.
It's just a pity, Li Huayong is just a science and engineering man after all, and the goods in his stomach are limited, not to mention that he can't even work on classics like "Donkey", which makes him unable to find a clue at once.
After thinking hard for a long time, he finally saw that the sky was pitiful, and Li Huayong thought of a poem that was quite appropriate, and after recalling it in his heart, Li Huayong shook his head with a wry smile, and said in his heart that the classic is not good, then it can only be a vulgar poem, hoping that this vulgar poem can help him save a little face.
Li Huayong looked up and looked at Lin Kai, who was hiding far away, and he had no other choice but to wave to Lei Yutong:
"Tongtong, come here. ”
Lei Yutong blushed and came over: "Brother Yong, what's the matter?"
"That's right, I have another poem here, I want to ask you to ......."
The two of them whispered there, and Lin Kai, Zhao Shujun and the others naturally knew what Li Huayong wanted to do, so they pricked up their ears and listened. It's a pity that they couldn't hear anything clearly, but after Li Huayong finished speaking, Lei Yutong's already red face seemed to become even more red.
So after another period of time, after Lei Yutong came to power, today's "poetry conference" reached the second climax of today.
Or rather, to reach today's climax.
After the end of the entire "Poetry Tasting Conference", Lei Yutong was surrounded by other teachers and students, but Li Huayong was surrounded by Lin Kai, Zhao Shujun and Su Qing.
Lin Kai stared at Li Huayong with an incredulous and distressed expression: "This poem just now, this poem, you really told Sister Tongtong." ”
Li Huayong was proud in his heart: "How about it, this poem should be passable, vulgar is a little vulgar, but it should be enough to deal with today's scene." ”
"You guy is not kind, you make me ugly, but you leave the opportunity to be in the limelight to Sister Tongtong, you guy is simply, simply... By the way, in Chinese, you call it the opposite sex and inhuman, isn't it? But I still think it's unlikely, you guy can make such a poem?"
Hearing Lin Kai say this, the other two girls also set their eyes on Li Huayong.
This poem was naturally plagiarized by Li Huayong, but as a plagiarist, how could he admit that he plagiarized, of course, Li Huayong is still a relatively thin-skinned kind, so he shamelessly said that this poem was created by himself, and he still couldn't open his mouth.
Therefore, Li Huayong had no choice but to pretend to be vague: "This, since you said that I can't make this kind of poem, have you heard this poem before?"
Since it is a plagiarized work, it naturally has not come out before, after hearing Li Huayong say this, Zhao Shujun nodded: "Yes, such a beautiful poem, if it came out earlier, it must be very famous, we may be lonely and unheard, but today so many people cannot be lonely and unheard, so this poem should be written by Brother Yong." Tsk, such a beautiful poem, Brother Yong's literary literacy is really high, hehe. ”
Li Huayong became more and more proud, and said that Zhao Shujun is really not a girl who studies architecture, look at what she said, the logical reasoning between words is simply flawless, with her words, today's pretending behavior should be able to end perfectly.
It's a pity that Li Huayong forgot that there was another girl studying architecture beside him, and this girl named Su Qing seemed to be better than Zhao Shujun's logical reasoning ability.
"I don't think this poem was written by Brother Yong. ”
"Well, it's hard to say who else could have written this poem but me? Have you heard this poem before?"
"Of course I haven't heard it before, but I don't think this poem is like what Brother Yong wrote, but it looks like Tongtong wrote it herself, hehe. ”
Li Huayong was stunned. Yes, I was muttering to Lei Yutong just now, in addition to saying that this poem was written by myself, it seems that it cannot be ruled out that this is Lei Yutong's own work.
Although he knew that this poem was plagiarized by himself, Li Huayong couldn't help but ask: "Why do you think this poem was written by Tongtong himself?"
"The content of the poem, this poem is more like writing about Tongtong himself, don't you think Shujun?"
Li Huayong was stunned again, he was really stunned this time. At this moment, he even regretted his pretending behavior today.
Because what he plagiarized today is the song "See or See":
You see, or you don't see me
I'm not sad or happy there
If you read it, or if you don't read it, your love will not come and go there
You love, or you don't love me, love is there without increasing or decreasing
You follow, or don't follow me, my hand is in your hand and I will not give up
Come into my arms
Or let me live in your heart
Silently in love
Silence rejoices
The reason why Li Huayong plagiarized this poem really has no other meaning, the fundamental reason is that he has nothing in his stomach at all, and this "see or not see" is one of the modern poems that he can rarely remember completely.
And the reason why Li Huayong can remember this poem is also related to his hobby of Go.
In the Go world, the tearing of the derogatory and reverent schools is one of the most popular things for chess fans. And Li Huayong, as a staunch Chonggu faction, was also active in major Go forums for a period of time, and he was at odds with the derogatory faction, and he was a member of the Chonggu faction.
He once joined a "group" on the Internet, which was made up of people from the Chonggu school. And this song "See or See" is precisely the "group business card" set by the group owner.
Look, if you use this poem to talk about ancient Chinese chess, it seems to be really appropriate.
But now......
The girl named Su Qing glanced at Li Huayong deeply:
"If this poem is really written by Brother Yong, then you really know Tongtong too well. ”