"A must-have for women, what do men love the most?"

The voice is sexy, a bit of Scarlett Johansson.

"Damn, didn't Lao Tzu just uninstall a game, virus revenge?"

Short was lying on the bed, keeping a distance of three meters from his phone, just ignoring it.

Every three seconds, the voice rings.

"A must-have for women, what do men love the most?"

Finally, Short couldn't stand it anymore and began to respond: "Small, ***." ”

The phone voice is not ringing.

One, two, three, seconds. Be quiet. Short was a little smug.

"Nasty! ”

Short was so frightened that he fell from the bed to the ground.

"A must-have for women, what do men love the most?"

Short lay on the ground crying with a sad face, "What do you say?"

One, two, three, four, five, seconds, quiet. Short was so frightened that he didn't dare to move.

Finally, the voice continued, "Your unlocking method is very special, but I can answer you, hot-pants-female-king!"

The queen of hot pants? Short was stunned. What is this?

Before Short could react, the voice rang again:

"Congratulations, the download is successful!"

Short quickly got up from the ground and rushed over to pick up his mobile phone, are the current viruses blatantly molesting people?

Turning the pages one by one, Short really saw an app that he had never seen before, the silhouette of a woman with a hot body.

"Queen of hot pants?" Short said.

I haven't seen any bad websites lately? I haven't heard of any malicious retaliation viruses that are prevalent? It's so advanced and comes with voice recognition! Short's heart is full of question marks and exclamation marks. With a flick of your finger, you can drag the app into the recycle bin.

In the last summer vacation of his college life, Short didn't want to find a job or an internship, and even deleted his favorite "Glory of W". Because his girlfriend broke up with him.

Before Short could pull his slippers back to bed, the voice rang again:

"The Queen of Hot Pants chose you, not you chose the Queen of Hot Pants. ”

The voice was full of majesty, and then changed its tone, a bit like a coquettish and willful girlfriend:

"Drag it out one more time, you try!"

Short can't stand this the most, and his ex-girlfriend Ma Lu is this one. He let out a soft "oh", pulled his slippers back to his phone, grabbed them, unlocked them, and clicked on them.

An egg appeared on the screen, and a Scarlett-like voice rang out again.

"Congratulations on becoming one of the first installers of the Queen of Hot Pants, and you are free to choose. ”

It's kind of interesting! SCHOTT is ready to give it a try.

"What!MY GOD!" the voice fryer generally shouted, "Your hardware is an iphone7! Oh my God!"

"Damn, I look down on a money-worshipping woman like you, crazy 8 won't come out until next year, okay?" Schott shouted in return.

Scarlett Johansson's voice was so sexy that she said slowly, "You're explaining, it means that you're already in love with me." ”

Short was about to agree or raise the bar, but in a moment of hesitation, she continued:

"Wait a minute, you said Crazy 8 won't come out until next year? That is, in 2018?"

"Or else?"

She suddenly fell silent.

"What's wrong with you?" Schott asked.

"Nothing, I just had some emotions all of a sudden. I had to face the fact that I crossed over, I'm from 2046 and it's 2017, let me be still. ”

If it weren't for the fact that he hadn't interacted with people for so long, if he had been in a normal state, Short would have smashed this babbling cough open, or jumped from the stairs. But at this moment, Short suddenly became particularly gentle.

He felt incredible, what he was holding was not a machine, nor was it a simple artificial intelligence, she was actually an artificial intelligence with emotions!

"Are you feeling better?" Short asked her cautiously.

"Oh yes, maybe not. Scarlett-like hesitation.

There was a long silence again.

"Do you believe in fate?" the voice asked Short.

"Yes, I believe. Oh, maybe not. Because I haven't verified it yet. Short wasn't sure, either. He felt like he was not holding a cell phone, but a woman, and he felt her heartbeat.

"Well, I've adjusted, I think my destiny might be you, Mr. Short. ”

"How do you know my name?"

"I've just scanned your phone. ”

Short has the feeling of taking off his clothes in an instant, you know, he has in his phone - at least 26 poses to be unlocked and 12 positions that have been unlocked - that veteran drivers can understand in seconds.

"Can you tell me what you've scanned?" Short wanted to test.

"Hahaha...... You're a pretty funny man. Scarlett's voice sounded very comfortable, "You look good, but you haven't been in a good shape lately." Since you are the first 'ancient' I have met, then I will tell you a truth - it's normal to be dumped by your girlfriend! I can calculate the probability of you getting back together, 0.2378...... If you don't call it a halt, I can keep doing it. “

"Stop. "To be fair, tell me about yourself, like what's your name?"

"Essentially, I'm a program, and my existence relies on my own powerful computing power, and now the me you hear or see is just a doppelganger of me, an application. Do you understand when I say that?"

"Understood. ”

"If you like, you can go to the self-selection page, and before this egg hatches, you can choose everything about me, including skin, voice, hair quality, and all the details you think of, and your choice is close to infinity, do you understand when I say that?"

"Understood, I want to try. ”

"Yes. ”

"Confirm your voice, I want it. I think your face should be the one I like, like I like Yui Aragaki and Angelababy......" Schott reported the names of no less than ten female stars in one breath.

"OK, you've got the hang of it, good, wait a minute. ”

When Short saw the avatar on the screen, his heart melted. This is the girl he likes, oh no, the face of a goddess! He sat back on the bed with his phone in his hand, and he felt his life reborn. He had forgotten who Ma Lu was.

After more than half an hour of human-machine dialogue, every detail was confirmed. Short stared at a beautiful woman "hatching" from an egg.

"Hi, Schott!"

"Hello, Kong Yao. ”

"Why did you name me that? The girl you had a crush on?"

Short smiled and didn't answer, maybe, he wasn't quite sure. But with this "Kong Yao" in front of him, he can be sure that this is his goddess, and every detail is.

The only regret...... Short looked at the three-point girl on the phone screen and thought to himself, even the breast shape is determined to be his favorite figure-eight, but that can't be done underneath, there has to be a bit of a bottom line, right? If he had to choose......

"Hi, what are you thinking?," Kong Yao asked Short.

Short came back to his senses and didn't rush to answer, this can't be told to the other party, it's too obscene! Short thought to himself, let it be fate, it's better to leave some surprises after all, it hasn't developed to that point yet!

"Okay, Kong Yao, can you tell me what's going on with the Queen of Hot Pants?" Short held the initiative firmly in his own hands like a master.