Chapter Forty-Nine: Autumn Mountains
After a series of speeding, retrograde, running red lights, almost rear-end collisions, hitting trees, going up the mountain, going down the river and a series of speeds and passions, this ordinary family car was almost driven by Tang Wan'er into a three-purpose combat vehicle on land, sea and air. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Finally, under the sudden braking of an additional sharp turn, the emergency stop on the highway (the road where the carriage walked) stopped.
"Hmm, stopped?" Tang Wan'er, who was shouting loudly with her eyes closed all the time, felt that the car had stopped, and then she opened her eyes, and she didn't know how the car stopped.
"Get out of here!" "Get out of the way!" "In the passenger seat, Liu Suifeng, who had just picked up a life, scolded.
"Daming Palace car god, you can't buy this driver's license, right?" Dong Qingshu in the back seat also shouted.
"That's a car with four lives!"
"Go, go, play in the mud while cool, let me come. ”
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After being scolded by Liu Suifeng and Dong Qingshu, Tang Wan'er, who was full of confidence and looked like an old driver, suddenly calmed down.
drooping his head, pouting his mouth, and being driven to the co-pilot's seat by Liu Suifeng with an aggrieved face.
Liu changed positions with the wind, and the "click" seat belt was skillfully operated, and the gear hit the direction, and it drove out again.
The process was smooth and supple, which made Dong Qingshu and the others, who had just gotten off the roller coaster, feel at ease.
Originally, I was afraid that a female driver had just been replaced, and another road killer came.
But now that they feel this extremely comfortable riding experience, Dong Qingshu and Jie Wusheng instantly breathe a sigh of relief, and even thank you for enjoying it.
"Brother Suifeng, I didn't expect you to be so broadly involved, and even this kind of black technology is so good at it?" Dong Qingshu asked.
"I understand a little. Liu Suifeng also replied modestly (pretending to be forced), "When I was on the island back then, it happened that Master's college entrance examination (the unified examination for ordinary islanders' advanced swordsmanship on the whole island) had just ended, and I had nothing to do during the summer vacation, so I learned to drive with Master again, got a driver's license, and drove out on the island with Master if I had nothing to do, okay." ”
"Well, I see, what do you think about cars traveling through time and space?"
"I only think there is a scientific basis for this, and it should be that the author used a microwave oven at home at that time.
And the old man downstairs happened to be watching the forty-two-inch old TV again, which played the function of a lifter, causing the particles produced by the microwave oven to collide with each other, creating a small black hole.
According to the theory of 'Kerr black hole' proposed by scientists predicted by Einstein's field equations, this constitutes a primitive model of a time machine!
If I'm not mistaken, according to the plot in the ancient shadow puppet play "The Gate of the Stone of Destiny".
Immediately after that, a text message came with the message "Death on the street, hurry up and move bricks and buy a car, otherwise you still want to marry a wife!".
This message with the car's resentment triggers the time machine to mark the car, causing the car to travel and the timeline to change, changing the course of history and future cause and effect.
So it's not surprising that there is such a thing as a car in ancient times now. ”
"Oh - I see, I didn't expect Brother Suifeng to have some understanding of physics, but theoretically, the Kerr black hole theory has not been confirmed. ”
"In that case, the problem is very complicated, first of all, axisymmetric black holes that rotate around their axes that do not change with time......
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After the two of them pretended to discuss the cosmic-level truth for a while, Dong Qingshu finally came to a conclusion.
"So to speak, it seems that the work we are in is not a work of blind comparison, but a hard science fiction work supported by scientific evidence in real life. ”
"Yes, in theory, that's it. Liu Suifeng, who was driving, also nodded.
"Okay, okay, you two don't pretend to be forced anymore, Einstein's coffin lid can't be pressed, if it goes on like this, I'm really going to call the police! Where are you going next?
The two stopped pretending to be forced by each other.
"Yes, Qiu Mingshan, my plan is to leave Yangzhou and go all the way south, enter the Lingnan and Guangxi areas to forage for food, find my lost master with Alzheimer's disease, and by the way, before the start of the main event of the spring game, get back the direct invitation order for the spring game that I lost before, and then go to Aomen, Xianggang, and Taiwan to relax and spend a vacation, and finally return to the north in a V-shape and return to Chang'an to participate in the Dahua International Invitational Tournament. ”
Listening to Liu Suifeng's plan, Tang Wan'er, who was holding a map in the passenger seat, could hear it with her eyes glowing.
The city of Guangcongee in the Liangguang area was the first batch of treaty ports opened to the outside world in the history of the Qing Dynasty, although the reason for the opening at that time was because of the Victorian era, when the sun never set on the empire's ships and guns.
However, to a certain extent, the Thirteen Lines of Guangzhou in Guangzhou City also brought in advanced Western science, technology and cultural ideas, breaking the situation of the Qing Dynasty being closed off from the country and resting on its laurels.
Now the city of Guang Congee, the economy is developed, the humanities are inclusive, the food is even more inclusive, varied, only you can't think of it, there is nothing you can't eat, since ancient times it is a place where diners must go to fight for it.
And further down, Guilin City, is the mountains and rivers are beautiful, rich in the reputation of "Guilin landscape in the world", tourists from all over the world, indecisive, many foreign people can not leave once they go, and live for a long time.
Sitting by the beautiful Li River, listening to the sound of beer and fish bubbling in the pot, smelling the fragrance of bamboo tube chicken on the table, sipping a bowl of soft and refreshing Guilin rice noodles, drinking wine with friends, talking about life, that little life, is simply comfortable.
And Aomen, Xianggang, and Taiwan, the three pearls of Dahua, needless to say.
Aomen, a highly developed tourism and inn industry, is a city that never sleeps with entertainment first, and is also one of the most developed and wealthy regions in the world.
Xianggang, one of the world's most prosperous international metropolises, has a long list of reputations such as "Pearl of the Orient", "Food Paradise" and "Shopping Paradise".
Taiwan, also known as "Formosa", means "beautiful island" in Portuguese, and listening to this name, it seems that you can also imagine that the Portuguese entered the Age of Discovery, when they crossed the ocean around the world, and on the way to open up new routes, when they saw this small island, "Ilha, Ilha, Formosa!" Screaming non-stop excited.
The mullet roe, which has a unique flavor and fragrant teeth and cheeks, has been praised by the samurai country as "one of the three major cuisines in the world", and is on an equal footing with the other two major delicacies of Yundan and Kuozi.
Because the shape resembles Chinese ink, it is called "Tang ink" by foreign people.
When Tang Wan'er thought of the next trip, eating, eating, buying, buying, just thinking about it, her cheeks were red, dragging her cheeks with one hand, and her eyes narrowed with happiness.
But he was braked by Liu Suifeng and pulled back to reality from the paradise of happiness.
"What are you doing!" Tang Wan'er looked at Liu Suifeng unhappily.
"Red light. Liu pointed with the wind.
"Then can't you be gentle with people?
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Just as the two were arguing again, they saw a car waiting for a red light on the side, and slowly rolled down the window.
"Huh?" Liu stopped arguing with the wind and rolled down the window, thinking that Linche wanted to say something.
"Do you know where the battle for Mt. Akina's is?" asked a man in a neighboring car, poking his head out.
"It seems to be called Dawangtan or something, and you want to go too?" replied Liu Suifeng.
"Oh, oh, oh, it turned out to be a fellow practitioner. The man stretched out his hand, shaking hands with the appearance of a fellow practitioner.
Liu Suifeng also reached out and wanted to shake his hand.
"Smack!" but only halfway through, he was suddenly slapped aside by the other party.
The originally friendly colleague suddenly had a bad smile on his face, "Ahahahaha, stupid, I really think I'm going to shake hands with you?
Why don't you accept it? I Lingnan Cheshen 123! I kind of come to Qiuming Mountain to fight, but you broken car, you can't climb to the top of the mountain at all, right?
Just when Liu Suifeng looked confused, the man stepped on the accelerator and rushed out laughing.
One hand also reached out of the window, and the thumbs were extended and pointed down.
When Liu Suifeng reacted, he had already run far away, and the car shadow was gone, leaving only bursts of smoke and dust.
"What! This guy! Take out my blood-repellent blade! Dare to run the red light! It's not as good as a beast! Let me cut him down on behalf of the people of Dahua! Do the right thing for heaven!"
Liu Suifeng, who reacted, also stepped on the accelerator violently, stretched out the window with a knife in one hand, waved it around angrily in mid-air, and chased after it with a curse.