Text Text_Chapter 200 Folding Paper

Everyone was terrified, sweating coldly, and shouted repeatedly, but the fat woman just turned a deaf ear and blindly beat her. Fang Yue'e couldn't help but cry: "Old Bo, you quickly think of a way, only a thin layer of skin is left, where can you still live?"

Bo Dongsheng was deaf and deaf. muttered for a while, I didn't know what I was muttering, and for a while I stared at Tian Yan's flat body, he smirked, as if he was stunned.

In the end, Bo Wuxue comforted: "Sister Fang, don't worry too much, this person seems to have a deep hatred with Patriarch Mo, and he must concoct Brother Tian for a long time, and he will never kill him in a moment." Speaking of this, he sighed slightly, and said: "If you can really die so easily, it is not a bad thing." ”

Fang Yue'e saw Tian Yan's miserable condition, and she also felt the same way, the two originally beautiful pig heads looked at each other, both of them were gloomy, and the once pleasing scenery was beyond recognition.

Sure enough, the fat woman dried all the water on Tian Yan's body, beat it into a crumpled ball, and shouted: "Little thief, what are you pretending to be dead? If I don't beat you for ten days and a half months, it will be difficult to solve the hatred in my heart!" Look at its posture, skilled and, at a glance, it is the expert of the raccoon.

Tian Yan's dry and flat body was soaked in the pool of water, and then it gradually swelled again, turning into a puffy appearance. He woke up after being stimulated by cold water, and he didn't know that he had already made dumpling wrappers, so he opened his mouth and scolded: "What a thief!

The fat woman sneered: "Shicai's shot was too heavy, and it stunned you, but it was too cheap." I want you to see with your own eyes how well my clothes are washed!" he threw Tian Yan back to the boulder and beat him with a stick. This time, the rhythm slowed down, as if playing a drum, light and heavy, fast and slow, and there were small songs humming in the mouth, and the tune was very cheerful and comfortable.

Tian Yan only felt that there was another sharp pain all over his body, but this time it was not layer by layer, until he crushed the camel and fainted him. But the priorities are different, although the fight is fierce, there is always a minute and a half buffer time, pulling him to wander on the edge of sobriety, so as not to cross the bottom line.

Such a stick is about to fall, Tian Yan feels it clearly. After the beating, he only felt that the muscles and flesh of his body were twitching and trembling involuntarily, as if he had been pinched by someone's hands, constantly peeling and stirring, and even his throat was so painful that he couldn't shout, so he had to ho ho and scream, mixed with anger and pain, like a bellows that leaked air.

Fortunately, he has always had poisonous essence and blood with him, and he has a lot of experience in tolerating pain. Just seeing his body continue to thin and turn into a crumpled face, he couldn't help but be frightened, and for a while, he even forgot a lot of pain, and just shouted in his heart: "How can this be? How can this be? This must not be true! This must be a dream! Thief woman, come and kill me, come and kill me!"

The fat woman beat Tian Yan to the point where the water was exhausted, and finally gave up, shook his hand, flattened him, and hung it on a rocky mountain. He took out the flint and firewood, and raised a blazing bonfire, which crackled and the heat rose. In just a few moments, Tian Yan was roasted to a dry and flat sheet, and the moisture was gone.

The fat woman went back and forth a few times, thought about it slightly, and sneered: "That stinky woman on Mo Shang has always been arrogant, if you see your own apprentice making a Wang Ba, will she be so angry that she vomits blood?" As soon as he threw it down, he opened his mouth and blew it, and he was wandering all over the ground endlessly, and he was very happy.

Tian Yan's head was simple because of its shape, and he made the round head of this paper turtle, which was blown all over the ground and hit him dizzy. He was ashamed and angry, and shouted: "Thief wife, I will fuck your eighteenth generation ancestor! Fuck your uncle! Fuck your whole family!" He is upright and pure, low-key and modest, and has always spoken elegantly. Even when he met an opponent, he fought to the death, and he never spoke dirty and evil words. This time it was really concocted ruthlessly, painful and afraid, very frightened, and hated this fat woman to the bones, very rational, it has been dissolved by eight or nine points, if you don't scold, you can't be regarded as a person.

The fat woman snorted and was about to speak, but Qiao Feifei, who didn't want to be embedded in the rock wall, suddenly sneered and shouted, "Interesting, really interesting! What other tricks do you have? Just use them all, and let me take a closer look!"

Tian Yan was furious when he heard this, he was too frustrated at this time, and his mind was dizzy, so he scolded: "The surname Qiao, are you crazy?

The fat woman was very proud, and laughed: "Your companion is really caring, I like it when I see it." What are you shouting about? It's so noisy, it's just right to be a toad!" Tian Yan picked it up, spread it flat a few times, and then flipped and folded it again, and it became a paper toad. Thrown to the ground, his fingers flicked lightly on his buttocks, and he jumped forward, good life.

Tian Yan's head changed from a turtle head to a toad head, and the anger in his heart was even worse, and it was another foul cursing. The fat woman was so irritated that she took out her needle and thread, and sewed his lips tightly, so that she could only whine and express her grief and indignation.

When the fat woman saw the sewing thread in her hand, she suddenly had another idea. Stretched out his hand and touched the rock wall, took out a few of the devoured rattans, compared the length, straightened the leaves, pinched the head and tail, and tied it to Tian Yan's body upright, and opened his body to become a living human-shaped paper kite.

After doing this, he tied a piece of rattan to Tian Yan's buttocks, made a small tail to balance, and took the sewing thread and tugged it, and then began to fly. The waterfall in this waterhole is not small, it is bombarded down, the wind is strong, and the fat woman's craftsmanship is not bad. Suddenly, Tian Yan flew up leisurely, all the way to the top of the cave, fluttering.

The fat woman laughed happily, and went back and forth a few times, until she was happy, and then she took Tian Yan back and stretched it out again. She was already addicted, and after thinking about it, she smiled evilly: "Little thief, my cooking skills are not bad." Make a dough and let me try it!"