Chapter 160: Let's Play in the Water

"Sister Lili, you must hold on!" Seeing that Zong Lili couldn't control herself, Marnie reminded in a low voice.

"Am I unable to hold it?" Zong Lili didn't admit it, losing to this embryo who was just a hooligan in her eyes was something she absolutely couldn't tolerate.

"Okay, it's just ......" Marnie stopped talking, pointing to the empty soda bottle, she had never seen Zong Lili eat so clean, there was no scum left!

Zong Lili turned her head to look at the empty bottle in her hand, startled! In her memory, the last time she ate like this was ...... The age of kindergarten.

"Damn!" a thousand alpacas kicked and trampled in her heart, and without saying a word, her heart had been shocked into dust that covered the sky and the sun.

Short, on the other hand, was still calmly playing on the air cushion, knowing that his current tone was like a fighter jet, and everything was going smoothly according to plan......

[The second trick to deal with the cold female president: quiet]

The so-called tranquility means quietly playing the role of a beautiful man with a high style, and using extraordinary calmness and concentration to complete the pressure crushing, and silence is better than sound here.

"Hmph......" Schott sneered inwardly.

According to data analysis, Zong Lili has always been cautious, although she has the experience of studying abroad, her style of acting is close to tradition, and she never jumps half a step into the thunder pool.

If you want to hold this kind of person, you just need to go the opposite way and subvert her.

Short naturally understands that Zong Lili is not a small sampan, she can be subverted if she says subversion, she is a stable aircraft carrier-like figure, so he also does everything, even the trick of Jing Yi is used as if Tang Seng is meditating, and more than half an hour has passed, as if he has entered a realm of selflessness.

Actually, he was reading the manga, "The King of Naruto".

Even Marnie couldn't help but praise him: "He is really a practicing family and a good meditator!"

How did Zong Lili know that all this was a routine! She was stunned, when the second bottle of soda was brought forward, she was so angry that she didn't even use a straw after three seconds of looking, and drank it all with her neck up!

Marnie knew that the storm was approaching, and she was terrified.

It's almost 11 o'clock, and it's almost lunch!

Zong Lili finally couldn't help but stand up, walked to the edge of the pool, squatted down, tested the temperature of the water with her hands, and said to Short, "Can you come over and let me see what you're looking at?"

Seeing that Zong Lili finally couldn't hold her breath, Short was also relieved, it was too uncomfortable to be so quiet all the time. "Okay!" he replied, happily paddling the air cushion to Zong Lili's feet, and showing Zong Lili the interface that had been replaced with news information and industry information.

Zong Lili took it and took a look, it was densely packed with information of the day after artificial screening, and the secretary was very good! I couldn't help asking: "Your secretary is very powerful! Is it the one just now?"

"Yes, she's my secret. ”

"Oh, listen to your tone, you still have a second secretary?"

"Of course, there are three secretaries, if you ......" Short deliberately looked at Marnie's pretending to be frivolous and said, "You give me a fourth secretary, I also have a living call." ”

This is simply the posture of Tai Sui Ye breaking ground on his head, Zong Lili snorted contemptuously, and handed the information package back to Short......

The hand stopped in mid-air!

Short reached out and was slapped a slap away, he looked at Zong Lili, and seemed to feel bad!

Sure enough, Zong Lili took the information bag back to her, and she felt that there were other things bulging here, like a book, she couldn't help but be curious, and opened it......

The manga "The King of Naruto" is still an adult version of Shimamaru Country!

Short was so shocked that he put his hands on his chest, he swore in his conscience, it was not planned, it was completely beyond expectations, this cartoon was specially requested by him last night to be added temporarily, otherwise how could he meditate like a monk for more than half an hour!?

Zong Lili flipped through the pages and fully understood, this was simply a child cheating! At best, at the level of a middle school student, she was peeking at sexual enlightenment comics in the hole in the table in math class, no wonder she just thought of her childhood past!

"Is this also a job requirement? How do you explain it?"

Short had no choice but to play a god, he said: "Yes, you don't ask me to be embarrassed to say, this is my secret weapon, I have found that the driving force for human progress comes from the attraction of the sexes, because only the attraction of the sexes can give birth to the love that human beings have been singing for thousands of years, and in the name of love, human beings can cover up the essence of racial reproduction, so that the animal attribute of human beings becomes high and noble and no longer red, so my research conclusion is that this is not the next three indiscriminate, but art, the real art that human beings need." ”

Short said that his tongue was numb, and if he hadn't seen Zong Lili's expression change slightly, he would have kept talking until she couldn't stand it anymore.

"I don't feel right when I see you today, are you sent by the monkeys to tease!?" she said as she threw the cartoon back to Short, and looked into the distance with one hand on her waist, puffing out her breath.

Of course, Kong Yao had discovered Schott's embarrassment in the system, but she was not in a hurry at all, but said to herself: "Ouch, it turns out that the power of variables has been activated in this area!" She is seriously seizing this rare opportunity to study Schott's thinking model, and she is also powerless about this scene that is happening outside, because once Schott enters the [Variable Power System External Mode] In other words, this is Schott's subconscious, and the behavior patterns shown through the subconscious can only be used as precious research materials, and there is nothing that can be done.

Wow! Short secretly complained, this is not in the scope of the rehearsal at all! He had no choice but to bite the bullet and make a third move in advance!

[The third trick to deal with the cold female president: Riotous and cheap]

The Buddhist scriptures say: If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?

Short took a deep breath and said righteously: "You can insult me, but you can't insult this comic, all my achievements today come from its enlightenment, whenever I am inspired, I will flip through it, if a person is boring, I don't know what he can achieve, even if he does, that's it." ”

"You!" Zong Lili felt as if Short was insinuating her. "You mean I'm boring?"

Hey...... Short was overjoyed, and sure enough, this woman fell for him!

"Yes, aren't you funny? If you can prove it to me, then you can go into the water, Zifei Fish Anzhi Fish, don't you yourself feel ashamed to arbitrarily deny it without experiencing what it's like to be immersed in water for inspiration?"

Kong Yao secretly scolded in the system: "Damn!"

Zong Lili gave Short such an army and froze in place.

"Oh, it's almost lunch anyway, exercise is good for your appetite, what about the swimsuit for us?" Marnie stepped up to play the round.