Chapter 132 Just dig a pit and don't bury it
But fortunately, although the shield has failed, it is still very difficult for Diana to get in touch with some comics or other film and television works related to her.
Fang Ze still sent Diana away smoothly.
After waiting for a while, the fat orange meow who was originally lying on the ground eating and waiting for death suddenly hit a spirit and stood up, and Fang Ze knew that this should be the wise soul of the big meow coming back.
So he reached out and grabbed Big Meow's cat by the neck and picked him up.
"Come, little comrade, tell me why the shield is failing. ”
"Meow. Da Meow turned his head, looked at Fang Ze, and put on a pitiful look to win Fang Ze's sympathy.
"Be lenient in confession, and strict in resisting. Fang Ze looked at Da Meow and said, "You don't have the right to be silent. ”
"Brother, you don't follow the routine. Big Meow said.
"Explain to me why the shield doesn't work. ”
"There was a little accident. Big Meow licked his claws and said to Fang Ze, "Because the shielding settings of the next guest are a bit difficult, I can only temporarily remove Diana's settings when I am debugging." ”
"There shouldn't be any major mess. Big Meow said to Fang Ze, "As long as you don't die enough to take her to watch a Wonder Woman movie, you should be fine." ”
But she looked at the Injustice. ”
"Well, it's not much trouble, these two are not from the same universe. Big Meow said to Fang Ze.
"It sounds like you're in charge of a lot of universes, and you're very high. Fang Ze brought Da Meow to his eyes and said to Da Meow, "Anyway, I don't know until now, why did you send these people to my house." ”
"Have you ever seen the first chaos in history? Big Meow was carried by Fang Ze's neck, and he couldn't move, so he could only answer honestly, "It's probably just that the timeline has been shattered, and many important people have nowhere to go." Confusion occurs during the fusion of the multiverse planes, resulting in the exclusion of the sons of the planes. The planes interfere with each other, causing space-time distortions. Fate has collapsed, and many originally scheduled lives need to be revised. ”
"You keep blowing. Fang Ze casually put Da Meow on a particularly large glass plate on the coffee table in the living room, and said to Da Meow, "Give you all the light microphones, and tell you all about your life experience and mental journey." ”
"Originally, I wanted to say that you are burdened with the responsibility of saving the world. Big Meow looked at Fang Ze and said, "But with what I know about you, maybe after I say this, you will find your little girlfriend before the end of the world until the day the universe explodes." ”
Forehead.
What Da Meow said was indeed Fang Ze's inner thoughts, but it was still very shy to say it so nakedly, and he also wanted to be embarrassed.
"Ahem, ahem. Fang Ze coughed twice, and then said to Da Meow with a serious face, "As a person with justice in my heart and exuding the breath of a good person all over my body. If I really want to take on the task of saving the world, I am willing to do it as long as the pay is reasonable. ”
"If the world really needs you to save it, I guess I'm ready to go to the next world, find you and buy a lottery ticket that is the least likely to win, and test your luck casually. ”
Big Meow shrunk himself into a ball, like a boneless soft creature, shrunk into a glass dish, and then continued to Fang Ze.
"Just take the money, it's okay, don't ask why you stuff people here, I'll tell you when it's time to tell you. ”
"You're going to get beaten like this, I'll tell you. Fang Ze reached out and rubbed the fat belly that Big Meow revealed.
"There are more bosses in the world who do this, and I have never seen any of them beaten. Big Meow was rubbed by Fang Ze and snorted comfortably.
"You just said that the next guest's blocking is a bit difficult to set up, what's going on? The next guest isn't going to be a super troublesome one, right?"
"It's not very troublesome, because there are original images of historical figures, so it's like this. It's not a big problem, though. Da Meow said simply, then changed the topic and said to Fang Ze, "By the way, this time's reward, hurry up and give it to you, I will leave in a hurry." ”
"A cat that only knows how to eat, sleep, and sleep seems to be busier than me. Fang Ze complained.
"Diana left you a small gift. Big Meow crawled out of the glass plate like a reptile, then suddenly got up and jumped into Fang Ze's arms, and the big face plate leaned over and kissed Fang Ze on the cheek.
"Give a gift, give a gift, why do you kiss me. Fang Ze asked.
"That's a gift. Big Meow lazily returned to the coffee table and said to Fang Ze, "Little Lori's gift to you is a kiss, but isn't she already gone, so I'll do it for you." ”
"This special mother can also do it for you?" Fang Ze looked at Da Meow dumbfounded. "You give me a soft and fragrant Lori kiss. ”
"Cut, why didn't you dislike me when you stroked the cat before. ”
"You know that was before. Fang Ze flipped out the previous photos of Da Meow from his mobile phone, and showed Da Meow in front of Da Meow's face, "Look at you, look at it, how cute you used to be when you were a kitten, but now, even if you are fat and thrown into the pigsty, no one will find out what is the difference between you and a pig." ”
"Pierced the old iron. Big Meow shook the fat on his body, and then said to Fang Ze, "Do you still want the reward?" ”
"Tell me, what's there this time. Fang Ze asked.
"The Sight of Athena, the Gift of Aphrodite, the Goddess of Love and Beauty, and the Gift of Artemis, the Goddess of the Hunt. ”
"Well, I know what is the use of Athena's vision, the gift of the goddess of hunting should be the ability to communicate with animals, what is the gift of love and the goddess of beauty, what makes me more handsome?"
"Yes. Da Meow unexpectedly affirmed Fang Ze, in fact, Fang Ze didn't expect that there was an option for plastic surgery in the task reward.
"It's equivalent to changing your face, changing the face of a perfect man made by love and beauty gods. Da Meow said and conjured up a photo for Fang Ze to see.
The photo shows a face that is incomprehensible and can make both men and women high at the same time.
Fang Ze just looked at Shi Geng, whose face was almost shameful.
"That. Fang Ze asked Da Meow, "If I change this face, will the photo on my ID card and the appearance of other people's memories of me also be changed?"
"If I have the ability to directly tamper with other people's memories, and use it to give you money to receive guests for me?" Da Meow glanced at Fang Ze with disdain, as if he was disgusted with Fang Ze's IQ.
"You just tell someone that you have plastic surgery. ”
"This special mother has changed her face directly, whose plastic surgery has this effect, not to mention my own mother, I don't know myself anymore. ”
"I don't care about this, I just dig a pit and bury it, and you can handle the rest yourself. ”
"How do you talk to those guys who write web novels. Fang Ze looked at Da Meow, thought for a while, and said to Da Meow, "I choose Athena's Vision." ”