I don't know if it was the alcohol or the cool breeze outside, anyway, after leaving the Bund Oscar, Short showed up, his legs were soft and he couldn't walk in a straight line, and he insisted that he was not drunk, and he wanted to follow the instructions on the ground to walk the straight road to show the little flowers......

"I'm not drunk, how can I be drunk, straight line, see no, perfect!"

Where is this going in a straight line, it is clear that it is crooked and does not look like a look.

His shadow is stretched out under the illumination of the street lamp, and in general, drunk people are very lonely, and the shadow is the most vivid interpretation.

Only when the little flowers took turns to support him, the shadow had a companion, and it was not so lonely.

A few cycling enthusiasts happened to pass by, and when they saw Schott like this, they couldn't help but slow down, and a few of them even ran over to ask the little flowers if they needed help.

The little flowers waved their hands and thanked them for their kindness.

The riders muttered and walked away.

"This man is not simple, so many girls follow ......"

Short couldn't hear what they were saying, only that they looked back at him from time to time and muttered, and all of a sudden they got drunk, took off their shoes and threw them at the riders!

"Nima, martial madman!"

"Walk fast, go ......"

"There are so many girls in vain, it's like opening a harem. ”

The riders ran away, and Short, barefooted, like a great immortal, was still holding his neck on the spot and pulling the gong frame to prepare for the fight!

"He was drunk. Zong Lili looked at Short and asked the partners around her, "I was so good just now, why did I suddenly get drunk?"

"Well, there is no harm without comparison, and if you don't get drunk, everyone will get drunk......" Marnie said meaningfully.

Zong Lili looked at Marnie and then at Short, and nodded thoughtfully.

"Everyone has drunk, and the car can only be driven back. Ru Ya said, "But how can there be so many substitute drivers at this time......

Also, at this time, even the substitute driver is off work.

"Hey, it's really this buddy!" a substitute driver came over on a pulley, "Do you want to drive on a substitute car?"

"Yes!"

"How many substitutes do you need?"

"Four. ”

"Then you wait, I'll call my colleagues to come back ......" said the substitute driver, who took out his mobile phone and prepared to call, "I recognize this car, I know he has to drink a lot of ......"

After a while, three substitute drivers came one after another, and everyone was about to get into the car one after another, but Schott, who was sitting on the ground and barely supported by the support of the road and Yun'er, suddenly came to his strength, he thought that this was the enemy who came to provoke and fight!

"Woo!" jumped up from the ground, jumping more than half a person high, startling everyone!

"Whoever comes, report your name, the immortal and nameless ghost under the knife of the sprinkled family......" Short was possessed by Mr. Storyteller, and he gestured while talking, the reason why he didn't say that he was like a general, because at the moment he couldn't stand up after drinking, and he didn't have the demeanor of a general, if it weren't for Winnie running all the way to pick up the shoe for him, he would be even more embarrassed.

These substitute drivers have seen a lot of drunkards, and they quickly understood which type of drunkard SCHOTT is, and they have cooperated......

"Brother, if I call you brother, do you dare to agree?" a substitute driver answered the phone, similar to Schott's movements, gesturing.

The little flowers had never seen such a battle, and they were all stunned for a while, and they really didn't know what to do.

"Huh?" Short was stunned, stood stupidly for a long time, and suddenly laughed...... "Dude, don't tease, you are my long-lost brother......" said and walked over to take someone's hand!

"Xiao ......" Ma Lu's fiery temper suddenly sprang up! But before she could shout out the special words, the substitute driver on the side waved at her again and again, which meant that she was not allowed to speak.

Ma Lu was silent.

"You don't understand, you have to use this method to deal with this drunk, this is called empathy, or you really can't get him into the car. "The substitute driver is well-informed and originally provided a solution.

The little flowers had no choice but to wait and see what happened.

Short tugged at the driver's hand and chatted warmly...... The poor substitute driver was able to cooperate with the smiling face at first, but it didn't take long for him to start crying and giving his peers a look on his face...... Can't stand it!

"No, this one of yours is a wonder, beyond our knowledge. The substitute driver said, standing up and preparing to come to the rescue.

"What do you mean, how are you scolding?" Ma Lu refused and questioned.

"Don't get me wrong, girl, that's what you say, there is absolutely no meaning of scolding, we are employed by you, and we take people's money to eliminate disasters for others, how can we scold people. The driver explained good-naturedly that he is worthy of being a person who comes out to do business in the middle of the night, and knows how the value of his time should be reflected.

Ma Lu stopped squeaking when she saw that the other party was sincere, and just watched silently.

"We have a lot of tricks, maybe it will work if we try another way, don't worry. The substitute driver comforted, "He has too much energy, I'll give him a boost right away, and promise to let him get into the car obediently!"

After speaking, the substitute driver walked over, squatted down like Short and the master, leaned over and said, "Dude, do you still know me?"

Short looked at him blankly and shook his head.

"Asian Dance King Nicholas Zhao Si!" the substitute driver suddenly stood up excitedly, and twisted his waist and jumped twice!

Short also stood up, grinned, and said, "What are you doing here?"

"I'm here to pick you up and take you to the next one!" Friends are waiting!" "Nicholas Zhao Si" didn't dare to stop, and said while twisting.

Thanks to these experienced drivers, generally speaking, drunks can't distinguish faces, the so-called "Nicholas Zhao Si" is also a summary of the experience of the drivers, because this name sounds familiar, most people know that for drunks, familiarity is OK, as for whether there is really this friend, it is not for drunks to judge, because drunks have lost their basic judgment.

Supposedly, the average drunk will often get on the bus obediently when he arrives here, because there is nothing more impressive than drinking, but Schott doesn't!

"Don't think that you Nicholas Zhao Si and I can't win you, who will be in elementary school, being kicked by me as a ball all day long? Now that your wings are stiff, you want to win me?

After speaking, he took two steps and saw that the posture was about to fight!

If it weren't for the fact that these two trails were really shaky and revealing the actual condition of the drunk, those who don't know would have thought that Short had woken up.

"Click, click, click......" Schott beat himself, twisted twice and then sang, "Brave you, standing here, with a thin face but proud, in this far distance, no one accompanies you, only troubles and loneliness, boring and insignificant ......"