For a lover of horror movies,

You tell her she's ghosted...

Do you think she'll believe it?

In fact, whether she believes or not is secondary, it mainly depends on how you communicate with her.

Language is the outer richness, culture is the inner envelope,

The combination of the two is enough to dialectically distinguish between right and wrong, and it can also reverse black and white.

When language and culture are collocated, coupled with rich imagination and immersive descriptions,

In the end, whether there is the chicken or the egg that comes first, that's not up to you.

After a few minutes of serious nonsense, Ye Yan wasted a lot of tongues.

From the beginning to the end of the plot, he described it very devotedly, and of course, his dedication also got the same points of wonderful.

Ye Yan is more and more excited, Ye Ran looked at him spitting but did not retreat, as if he was back yesterday, the whole person had been substituted by Ye Yan's words, so that Ye Yan's spitting stars splashed on his face without noticing.

"You wait first, I'll take a saliva. ”

In the interval when Ye Yan was drinking water, Ye Ran sent out his own inquiry. "What! I hit someone! And then what? Where did I hit someone? Nothing will happen to that person. ”

When Ye Yan raised his head to drink water, he secretly glanced at the details on Ye Ran's face, and immediately felt relieved that Ye Ran had been successfully led astray by himself.

"Ahem..."

Ye Yan coughed after drinking the water, and handed the cup to Yu'er again. "Son, help Daddy hold it. ”

Yu'er took the water glass. "Okay Dad. ”

"I'm going to take it too. Ling'er's little hand also reached out to the cup.

Although the two little guys couldn't understand what their father said to their aunt, the two little guys held the cup together, and they had to keep a posture of looking up to closely watch Ye Yan's every move, and they had to say,

The king of the show is here.

Dad must be telling a story to my aunt, and it's a good story, although I don't understand it very well...

But it's good...

Parent-child ......

The two little ones would clap their hands from time to time.

Whenever the two little guys applauded, Ye Yan would learn from Ye Wencheng's usual way of spreading his hands when he walked up to the podium, and then pressing his palms down. "Please be seated. ”

Ye Yan raised his hand and rubbed his chin, a little hesitant. "It's hard to say. ”

"You've seen it all, and it's not that you haven't seen it, so there's nothing bad to say. ”

Ye Yan was a little shy. "Forget it... I'm going to blush when I say that..."

Ye Ran. ...... "You're no different from saying it."

After hearing Ye Yan's words, Ye Ran looked at him again, if he didn't understand it again, then he would really have to go back to his mother and be her student from the first grade of junior high school to make up for biology class.

Isn't it just a testicle, and there's a nickname,

Called Balls...

What's so embarrassing about that.

This is just Ye Ran's inner monologue,

It's a shame that she didn't come out alone, otherwise, a man would have to stand up and argue with her after hearing it, and point out the various differences between the two and how to distinguish them correctly.

Just kidding, it seems to be one, but it's actually a neighbor, okay,

Don't say they're like automatic pistols...

"Then what happened to that person in the end?" Ye Ran asked.

"I don't know, I don't think it's going to be a big problem. ”

"I'm all ghosted, will he be okay?" Ye Ran whispered.

"Isn't it because I'm afraid that you have a psychological burden, forget it, it's all over, don't mention it again, just kick it, anyway, he is at fault first, and he deserves it. On the cusp of trust and suspicion, Ye Yan wanted to persevere, but he really couldn't make it up, and if he continued to make it up, let alone Ye Ran, he felt.

He really wanted Ming Leng to come back now, it was time to put an ad in the middle of this story.

Ye Ran asked again. "What about you?"

"What's wrong with me?"

"Sheep crazy, huh, no, cramps? um... It's not right, oops!" Ye Ran stomped his foot angrily, and then shook his whole body, which can be regarded as demonstrating his reaction last night for Ye Yan. "That's how you shiver anyway. ”

“……”

"Say!" Ye Ran clenched his fists, looking like you don't say that the old sister is going to be coquettish.

Ye Yan was helpless. "I had nightmares. ”

"Who are you fooling, what would it be like to have nightmares?" Ye Ran said as he trembled.

"You talk as you speak, shake what you tremble, I feel disgusting to watch. ”

"Say it quickly, if you don't say it, I'll make you throw up. "I shook again.

"Well, I dreamed that dozens of old ladies rushed towards me, do you say I'm afraid! Of course I'm afraid, and the most terrifying thing for me is that they are still holding a half-meter-long electric baton, do you think I should shake?"

Ye Ran squinted at Ye Yan with his head sideways, and shouted with a voice. Ye Yan. ”

"Ahh Ye Yan glanced at her.

"Are you my brother?" Ye Ran pursed her cherry thin lips.

“……”

"How can it be so dirty...?"

“… What do you say?"

"You weren't like that when you were a kid. ”

"Pay attention to your next wording, because I'm five years older than you. ”

"Remember that year?"

"What year?"

"I was only five years old. ”

"Well, I'm ten years old. ”

The two unconsciously changed the topic, chatted about their childhood, and talked about the past when they were young.

But it seems to be an inadvertent transfer, but it is actually Ye Ran's intention.

Ye Ran is a supernatural enthusiast, so after hearing Ye Yan tell him that he was possessed by a ghost, Ye Ran was shocked and mixed with a little excitement.

But for what Ye Yan said, she has always been skeptical,

But through the last few words of conversation with Ye Yan just now,

She began to believe it completely, believing that there were really ghosts in this world.

Because Ye Yan, who used to speak softly and politely, has made her feel too strange today.

Talking and foaming, there is a bit of humor, and the most important thing is that he is still dirty,

Thinking of the front teeth in the morning and telling himself that he ran away without giving money in the car last night, Ye Ran was suspicious for a while,

The "Ye Yan" in front of him is actually not the real Ye Yan,

He's supposed to be ghosted...

That's why she wanted to find a breakthrough to confirm her guess.

And the best verification is to use the time we have lived together to confirm it.

But then, she realizes that she was wrong, and she was wrong...

Originally, she asked Ye Yan to answer, but she took the initiative, but as a result, she didn't say two words, and she became a passive party.

And the more I listened, the more angry I became.

"I remember that you were still wetting the bed when you were six years old..."Ye Yan paused and smiled. "The next thing that greets you is the first time that your parents work together to beat you. ”

“……”

"When you were nine years old, you have been jumping rubber bands for three years, and you are a veteran player who has three years of experience in jumping rubber bands, but you are not as good as me, a bystander who only watches and does not jump, you lose, lose two packs of spicy strips.

In the end, you still wet the bed at night, and remember that in the morning, it was the second time that you were intermittently mixed doubles by your parents working together, and it was not over until noon near the end of the meal. ”

“……”

"When you were twelve, I can't imagine you... Woooooo

"Don't say it!" Ye Ran hurriedly stepped forward and covered Ye Yan's mouth and stopped him.

Because she saw that Ming Leng had returned,

If he hears it, it is estimated that when he returns to Yejiayuan again, he will be greeted by a banner at the entrance of the village.

As for the content, you don't have to think about it to know, it must be related to the bed.

"Special..."

Ming Leng turned back as he walked, and returned to the encirclement of the organization with a curse.

Ye Ran continued to cover Ye Yan's mouth, not daring to listen to him and let go, she was worried that as soon as she let go, Ye Yan would continue what she wanted to say just now.

"What's wrong?" Ye Ran turned his head and asked Ming Leng with a smile.

Ming Leng gritted his teeth. "His grandmother's, met a beast. ”

"No, that's supposed to be a good thing for you. ”

"What a fart. ”

Ming Leng angrily glanced back at the ticket counter not far behind him, and turned around and said. "Queue up, always urging me to hurry up, and always push me..."

At this time, Ye Yan forcibly removed Ye Ran's hand from his mouth and asked curiously. "People just pushed you, why did you push yourself out of a beast?"

"Can you not be a beast!

bastard

There are hands that do not use,

You have to use your chest..."

PS: (Those who read books don't vote, be careful that I also push you in your chest.) ）