"Toot, toot......"

After two system beeps, the call is connected:

"Hey, hello, I'm Mo Ming!"

A childish child's voice immediately came from the other end of the phone:

"Hey, hello, I'm wonderful!"

“......”

Mo Ming's face darkened on the spot, but he still maintained a calm tone and said, "Little friend, I'm looking for your old man!"

"Excuse me, do you want to ask about marriage? Then please pay 5,000 yuan for consulting services first!" said the child on the other end of the phone.

"What? Just ask about marriage, it costs 5,000 yuan?"

Mo Ming is not calm,

"Yes, you need to pay 5,000 yuan for consulting services in front of the old palace, 10,000 yuan for service fees, 100,000 yuan for tying red ropes, and 1,000,000 yuan for marriage, you need 1,000,000 yuan.

Heavenly Court, Moon Old Palace,

A little boy like a porcelain doll, with his feet on his feet and holding the phone in both hands, said.

This little boy is about seven or eight years old, and he looks harmless to humans and animals, but when he speaks, he has a clear eye, obviously, this is not the first time he has done this kind of thing!

Mo Ming on the other end of the phone hesitated for a moment before saying:

"I don't ask about marriage, I'm looking for you to be old, you let him answer my phone!"

"Oh, okay, wait a minute!"

After the little boy finished speaking, he put the phone on the table, and then turned and ran out of the hall, shouting as he ran:

"Master, another single poor sling wants you to answer the phone!"

......

Mo Ming waited patiently, and nearly ten minutes passed before a very old-sounding voice came from the other end of the phone:

"Hey, who's that?"

"Old Yue, I'm Mo Ming!" Mo Ming said.

Immediately came from the other end of the phone: "Oh, Mo Ming, I am wonderful!"

"Fuck your uncle's 'inexplicable', do you want to have a relationship with Lao Tzu?" Mo Ming exploded instantly: "Lao Tzu is the ambassador of Heavenly Court to the mortal realm!"

"Oh, oh, oh, it turned out to be little brother Mo Ming, you saw you said it earlier, I thought it was who!"

As soon as Mo Ming pretended to be forced to come out, Yue Lao immediately didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, and hurriedly said, "Is there anything wrong with the little brother looking for me?"

"Well, I heard that you have to pay 5,000 yuan for consulting services when you ask about marriage, right?" asked Mo Ming.

When Yue Lao heard this, his heart jumped, all these miscellaneous service fees were actually all he wanted to make some extra money in private, without the consent of the Heavenly Court at all.

This kid is the person who even the Jade Emperor has personally called, and his relationship with the Jade Emperor is definitely not ordinary, if this kid is allowed to stab the Jade Emperor, then he won't have to do it this month!

After brewing for a while, Yue Lao changed to a righteous and awe-inspiring tone:

"Little Brother Mo Ming, look at what you are talking about, let's be immortals, aren't we all serving the beings of the Three Realms? Where can you say that you want money, what difficulties do you have, just ask, I will definitely help the brother who can help!"

Mo Ming smiled silently, since Yue Lao was so "easy to talk", then he naturally would not let go of this opportunity:

"Well, I want to ask Yan Chengcheng of the Yan family of Yunzhou in the Great Yan Kingdom of the Mortal Realm, what is her marriage!"

"Oh, this, wait a minute, I'll check it for you!"

After waiting for about five minutes, the voice of the old man came from the other side of the phone:

"Brother Mo Ming, I helped you see her file, she has a connection with Huo Qingyun of the Huo family in Qingzhou because of the elders in the family, if nothing else, she will marry her in three years!"

Married after three years?

Mo Ming's heart tightened, and he immediately said: "Old Yue, I don't think this marriage of hers is suitable, I have to change it, if it doesn't work, you can see how the red rope of the two of them is untied!"

"Well...... this"

Yue Lao began to play again: "Brother Mo Ming, don't you know, mortal marriages are all set before birth, and the red rope is easy to tie and difficult to untie!

"Really?"

Mo Ming gave a middle finger to the other end of the phone, what kind of hair moves the whole body, what butterfly effect, to put it bluntly, doesn't he just want to make some money?

Mo Ming understood in his heart, but he didn't want to give it, so he pretended to sigh helplessly and said:

"Alas, since that's the case, then I won't tell you, I'll go to the Jade Emperor to find a way, goodbye!"

Now most of the immortals in the entire Heavenly Court think that Mo Ming has a leg with the Jade Emperor, and Mo Ming is also happy to pull the banner as a tiger skin.

As Mo Ming expected, as soon as he finished speaking, Yue Lao's side was anxious:

"Hey, don't don't, I said Brother Mo Ming, the Jade Emperor is so busy, don't go to him for everything! Don't you want to untie the red rope of the city? I'll leave this matter to me, I promise to satisfy you!"

"Oh, didn't you just say that you would move your whole body?"

The corners of Su Xin's mouth twitched, small, Lao Tzu has been pretending to be forced in Heaven for nearly 40 million years, fight with me?!

"Oh, Brother Mo Ming, you have spoken in person, I can't go out of my way, at most, I will bear a little bit of heaven's curse, a little immortal longevity or something!"

Oops, this is awesome!

Mo Ming felt a burst of disdain in his heart, he had never seen such a braggadocio, didn't he just ask you to untie the red rope? Why don't you just say that the universe exploded, and the world is over?

How could he not know what Yue Lao was thinking, he smiled and said:

"Then I'll trouble you about this, as long as you handle it for me, I will definitely speak for you in front of the Jade Emperor in the future!"

Hearing Mo Ming's words, the old man on the other end of the phone was overjoyed and thanked him again and again.

Everything was done, Mo Ming felt proud for a while, and just as he was about to hang up the phone, he heard the old man on the other end of the phone sigh softly:

"Hey, little brother Mo Ming, wait a minute! I just took a look, this person from the Huo family in Qingzhou should be this afternoon, officially proposing to the Yan family in Yunzhou, even if I untie the red rope for him now, I may not be able to stop this marriage ceremony. ”

Mo Ming's face stiffened: "What do you mean?"

"That's right, according to the time calculation, the Huo family in Qingzhou should be on the way to Yunzhou now, and their purpose is to get married! This is a fact that has happened, even if I untie the red rope between the two, I can't change it!"

Speaking of this, Yue Lao paused for a moment, and continued:

"According to the etiquette of the mortal world, once this family affair is settled and the marriage book is written, it is only a matter of time before the two get married!"

"So, someone has to stop this engagement ceremony, or get the marriage certificate back within three years, right?"

"Yes, once the red rope is untied, but the marriage book is issued, the love of Yan Chengcheng will become a love disaster, and three years later, the day of the wedding, it will be the time when her love disaster comes!

There must be an outsider to help her through this catastrophe, otherwise it is very likely to have an unimaginable bad impact on her life, and even make her pay the price of her life!"

"Okay, I know, you do your side well, there is me here!"

His grandmother's, what a big deal he thinks, to put it mildly, isn't it just to let Lao Tzu pretend to be a force in front of beautiful women?!

It doesn't matter, anyway, Mo Ming has already decided to pretend to be this force before!

Now there are still 11 points of live experience left, and you can upgrade to level 2 bronze.

As long as you finish pretending to be forced and withdraw the gourd golden pill of Taishang Laojun, you will be able to return to the realm of true immortals and return to heaven, wahahahaha......