Updated: 212-2-13

Yang Yi couldn't help but slap these two big mouths. The little atmosphere that Lao Tzu finally brewed was vividly destroyed by the sentence 'fuck me'. This head is not good. If only it was his class later. I'm fucking, I'm fucking underground, so don't take this lesson at all. We can't afford to lose this man.

Almost all the students in the first class knew Yang Yi, and they also followed the blind coaxing, making Yang Yi look embarrassed. Li Fatzi was even worse, he ran directly to the podium, picked up chalk and wrote his name on the blackboard. deliberately put on a fat face and said, "Hello students, I am Li Lei, our assistant to Teacher Yang, please take care of me in the future." After speaking, he bowed in a good way. Then I couldn't help but laugh.

The audience leaned back and forth laughing, and a few boys whistled. Yang Yi kicked Li Fatzi off the podium with a fierce kick, trying to make a serious appearance, but he couldn't make a face, and scolded helplessly: "You cowards, do you still have me as a teacher in your eyes? Do you know how to respect teachers? I am really your teacher." If you don't believe it, you can ask the principal. ”

"Rub, you're still addicted to being a teacher. Hurry down. Don't force us to hit you with rotten eggs. A boy sitting in the corner giggled and shouted. It attracted a chorus of seconding.

Yang Yi didn't bother to talk to them in vain, wrote the title of the first chapter of the textbook on the blackboard, and then said with a smile: "I don't care if you believe it or not." If I don't start classes again, the principal will see that it's time to deduct my salary. ”

Everyone was stunned, and they all looked at Yang Yi with an incredible expression, hoping to see a little hint of prank on his face. But after watching it for a long time, I found that Yang Yi looked serious, not like a joke. The hearts of the people were dismayed, and they were skeptical.

Fat Li pointed at Yang Yi with wide eyes, and muttered as if talking to himself: "Third child, you... You're not kidding, are you? How did you suddenly become a teacher? How is this possible?"

"Teacher Yang, can you help me see what kind of illness I have?" a little girl with glasses teased her, deliberately trying to embarrass her. Others looked expectant. are looking forward to the beginning of the show.

I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you. Yang Yi glanced at the little girl meaningfully, although the girl said that she was not very outstanding, but she was still the kind of durable type. "There's nothing wrong with you, just a little bit of anorexia. If you believe me, I'll give you a recipe after class and take it back for two days. ”

"Hey, Xiaoqing, is he right? It can't be a casual joke, right?" the bespectacled girl's tablemate and friend poked her arm. Asked softly.

The girl named Xiaoqing was stunned, and was already speechless in surprise, but nodded blankly. Now the class is almost boiling, the boys look admired, and the girls are even more admired, as if they want to make a promise.

"It can't be a mistake, is it?" muttered unbelievingly. Then he raised his hand and shouted, "Teacher Yang, then you can help me take a look." ”

"You?" Yang Yi looked at this buddy and had an urge to laugh, this guy is too sorry for the people, right? It's a real traitor. If you use this honor to treat others, you will probably be scared out of your illness even if you are not sick. "You don't have to look at it, you have a problem with the upper intestine. It's natural to eat less irritating stuff. If you think about it quickly, I don't mind prescribing you medicine. ”

Yang Yi's words provoked a burst of laughter. Some of the more daring girls also raised their hands and shouted for Yangyi to show them.

Yang Yi saw many more patients in the clinic than that, and naturally he didn't feel the slightest impatience. Walking from the podium to among them, those who were sick and those who were not sick were all taken out by Yang Yi. really let Yang Yi check out a few people with relatively intractable diseases. There is a faint trend of liver cancer. Yang Yi didn't hide it either, and directly picked up the brush on the table and wrote a few prescriptions for the symptoms.

Ninety minutes in two classes, and there was no end of class in the middle, Yang Yi almost showed all the classmates in the first class, and only one girl with a ponytail dodged and didn't let Yang Yi see it. Yang Yi just smiled and didn't take it to heart. Until the end of class, Yang Yi said: "This class has been delayed by you, let's talk a little more about the content in the next class." After speaking, he left directly in the admiring eyes of everyone. The ponytail girl also quietly followed.

"Fuck, the third child is really a real person. Didn't we see it before?" Li Fatzi asked Huang Yaohui with a puzzled expression.

"Day, how does Lao Tzu know? The third child is a little not honest enough with a few of us? It seems that we have to implement family law!" Huang Yaohui said to himself as he touched his bare chin.

Sun Guoping didn't say anything, but looked at Yang Yi's back with a deep look in his eyes that no one could understand.

"Alas, Fat Li, isn't that the cow man in your dormitory? Why did you become a teacher?" a boy who was playing with Fat Li patted Fat Li on the shoulder and asked with a smile.

"TMD, Lao Tzu also wondered. Fat Li couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth. I was a little angry. As a dormitory, Yang Yi is often absent, and he didn't reveal a word to them about such a big thing. This is too much for buddies, isn't it?

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"Mr. Yang, please wait a minute. The ponytail girl timidly called out Yang Yi, who was walking towards the office.

Yang Yi saw that she was a pure little girl, and suddenly squeezed out a smile that she thought was fascinated by thousands of girls. Then he turned around and said softly, "May I ask this classmate, is there anything wrong with you?"

The ponytail girl seemed to be unable to stand Yang Yi's fiery gaze. Slightly deviated his head, but the delicate pretty face still couldn't help but blush. After a long time of spitting and spitting, he whispered: "You... Can you see...

"That kind of disease?" Yang Yi was slightly stunned, and then looked at it carefully before he was relieved. It turned out to be menstrual cramps, so it's no wonder I'm embarrassed. What a lovely student who would blush. "Do you have a pen?"

The girl hurriedly took out a pen and notebook and handed them to Yang Yi. Yang Yi was writing the prescription and then handed it to the girl. He smiled and asked, "If I'm not mistaken, your name is Wang Sisi, right?"

"Well," the girl nodded busily, with a look of surprise, but she didn't expect Yang Yi to remember her name.