Time is a really strange thing, one description of time is called "days are like years", and the other is called "white horses passing through the gap".

In this way, time is relative.

Short is a man who has lived through the years and has also experienced the passage of a white horse.

thinks about the unkempt lovelorn life he squatted in the dormitory...... Strange, at that time, it should be more accurate to say that I don't know what night it is, referred to as the day stoppage.

In short, Schott has felt his own growth, but anyone who has experienced everything often has to come more easily than others if they want to hold on to the word "awesome".

So he is very calm in the face of his title of love spokesperson in the overwhelming AI era, and everything is so natural.

And to be honest, this kind of growth is really related to circumstances, such as at this moment, fame is in full swing, he feels that the pattern of life seems to be different, and his eyes suddenly open up, as peaceful and quiet as an airplane flying into the stratosphere.

In just three days, Schott had become accustomed to life after becoming famous.

No matter how awesome people are, they also have three meals a day, 24 hours.

This day is the day when the acceptance of his office space is completed.

Early in the morning, just after 6 o'clock, Short was called by the alarm clock, obviously, he was a man who was used to lying in bed, but today was an important day for him, he was quicker than usual, getting up and washing......

SCHOTT's home was tailor-made by the world's top design master Fami, full of the cutting-edge atmosphere of science and technology in line with himself, in a word, the combination of humanities and technology, but also has a unique aesthetic ......

While Short was washing, the camera of the BB@C documentary crew roamed around the Short House, staring at an oil painting on the wall, "Jumping Girl," in which a rose falls as a girl in a plain dress jumps barefoot.

Sitting on the toilet, he watched on his phone as the film crew filmed the famous painting for a long time, and there is no doubt that the discipline film team tried to capture Short's character through these life-like details, so that he could be interpreted and excavated.

This oil painting was shot by Short through Marnie at Sotheby's Autumn Auction, not long after it was hung up, it cost him 25 million, at the moment he regretted it a little, but he happened to capture it for the film crew, if it was hung up a few days later, there would be no such episode, it is conceivable that the documentary will focus on this painting...... Short saw on his phone that the blonde photographer, instructed by the Chinese choreographer, was repeatedly photographing the painting from several angles and scenes......

"That's a good thing, but we hope they will explore the meaning of Moses Dada from the perspective of art and humanities......" Kong Yao suddenly appeared, standing by the toilet bowl and said to Short, who was making a compliment.

SCHOTT was taken aback!

"Damn! Can you avoid it, I'm here you ...... I can't pull it out!" Short didn't expect Kong Yao to appear, and he was quite embarrassed, this was the first time he was sitting on the toilet and being witnessed by a girl.

"Huh?" Kong Yao obviously didn't notice this, she was completely in a state of nothingness, after Short said this, she seemed to be a little embarrassed, and hurriedly said: "Okay, it seems that too much focus on work also has a negative effect, so see you ...... back" After speaking, Kong Yao disappeared.

Short looked speechless and pulled up the toilet paper ...... "rubbed ......"

"That's right, I didn't mean to slap your oil, you brought your phone in. Kong Yao reappeared and told Schott very seriously that this is quite important, don't get me wrong.

"Oh my God!" Short was about to cry! He was about to wipe his butt sideways, and Kong Yao was so frightened that he sat his hands in the toilet, and it was very painful!

He reached for his phone, put it on the ground, kicked it out of the "compartment" with his foot, and then let out a long breath and wiped his ass contentedly......

Kong Yao held her chin with both hands and said to herself, "I don't understand what's so good about this." Apparently Short didn't kick the phone away, so much so that she could still witness Short's series of actions as she stood up with his pants lifted and turned around to flush the toilet......

Kong Yao remembered the joke that Short had told her, and couldn't help but laugh dumbly, men are weak animals!

This joke goes like this, a man cried to his little friend, Nima is too miserable! Lao Tzu was in a hurry to pee, standing on the side of the road to pee, and a woman saw her scolding Lao Tzu for being a hooligan! The man cried even harder, and said, "Then why was I scolded yesterday?" The little friend was surprised and asked, what happened yesterday? It was also an urgency to urinate? The man said, no, there was a woman who was in a hurry to urinate yesterday, and she also went to the side of the road to urinate, and was seen by Lao Tzu...... The little friend asked curiously: The man cried and said with a sad face, but he was scolded as a hooligan by the woman!

Short pushed the door out and asked Kong Yao, "What are you laughing at, so happy?"

"Nothing, remembered the joke you used to tell me. ”

"Which one?" Short wondered, he was definitely a prince of jokes, when would he be able to make a joke make a girl forget......?"

With that, he turned on the faucet and began to brush his teeth.

"It's the joke that the man is a vulnerable animal. Kong Yao replied.

"Poof!" a mouthwash was sprayed on the mirror by Short, "What? You just saw me wiping my ass?"

Kong Yao nodded shyly and maliciously, waiting to see Short's reaction...... The big eyes...... The watery ground is full of women's bad thoughts, and it turns out that women are "bad" and quite ...... Women don't let the eyebrows go!

"Damn!" Short quipped, "you want people to be responsible, and you've even seen this!"

Kong Yao patted Schott on the back and said very manly.

Short brushed his teeth with a grunt......

In order to prepare for the filming of this film crew, Winnie and Ma Lu did not live at home, but stayed in the hotel in advance, and entered the house with the film crew early in the morning to record Schott's day in the original way.

In order to hide the fact that he lived with the beautiful women, Schott specially disguised the sleeping area upstairs, camouflaging a wall with projections, which was covered with graffiti, and the theme of the graffiti was the romantic history of the extinction of mankind......

When Short came out after washing, he found that, sure enough, the elaborate camouflage had attracted the cameras of Group B...... When foreigners shoot things, they are awesome, and they are too serious to be serious!

"Uh-huh...... Short said proudly, "as a celebrity, you must know what to do and what not to do, this is not cheating, but to use all exposure opportunities to fight for the right to speak for the opportunity to speak, this graffiti wall, but the team has studied two birds with one stone, and it must be a topic of special books when you look back!"