Chapter Ninety-Six: Indirect Kissing
The two teenagers began to believe that Qin Feng was painting a scoop based on a gourd, imitating the elder's moves and creating his own creation, and he was stealing a teacher.
They fell into shock, such a thing felt very unreal, why was Qin Feng able to imitate other people's martial arts?
Liu Gang was indignant, feeling that God was unfair, Qin Feng was too perverted, he was too mediocre, he was not convinced, and he found a big tree on the way.
The big tree is pitch black, the trunk is old like animal skin, it has a certain age, and it is a very hard ancient tree.
Liu Gang closed his eyes, carefully recalled the three kicks that the elder had kicked, recalled the extraordinary three punches that Qin Feng had just hit, and his face showed a contemplative expression.
After a long time, he opened his eyes, his eyes were bright, and he formed a fist with one hand, and struck out coherently towards the thick ancient tree in front of him, and the three punches were very tightly connected, as if they were one punch.
He's trying, and he's trying to steal a teacher.
"Ouch..."
He screamed, the five joints on the fingers of his arm were red and swollen, and the whole fist was thick.
His face was swollen and red, and he endured the great pain in his arm, and quickly followed the team without saying a word.
"It hurts me to death, it shouldn't be, three punches in a row, nothing wrong. ”
There was not a trace on the trunk of the ancient tree where he punched three times in a row.
Liu Zhuang sneered at him, thinking that he was a stunned young man, and he would beat him when he caught a tree.
Liu Zhuang knows in his heart that it is not easy to steal a teacher, not everyone can do it, Qin Feng can steal a teacher, he must have something extraordinary, and he can't be envious.
......
The group continued to hurry, half a month of traveling, everyone was a little tired, eating and sleeping in the open, and they also had to face the threat of monsters and unknown dangers.
They went out with the elixir for healing and recovery, and at this moment a small half of it had been consumed, and the teenagers still persevered, and continued to move forward after eating roast beef.
The legs of the six-legged mangwu are very delicious, each one is two feet long, as thick as a log, and after being roasted, it is browned, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, which is delicious.
Each of the six people ate a roasted beef leg, and they were very happy to eat, and Liuzhuang directly devoured it, did not spit out the bones, and ate it with a greasy mouth, and his hands were full of oil.
The two women ate a small amount, and they ate very dignifiedly, chewing slowly and eating slowly, Liu Zhuang and Liu Gang were the first to finish eating, and saw that almost half of the beef leg was left in the hands of the two women, and they looked at it infatuatedly.
Keep swallowing saliva and stay in a hara.
"What are you doing?" Liu Hongyi glanced at the two teenagers, and avoided them from a distance, afraid of the young man's greasy face.
"Sister Hongyi, can't you finish eating?"
Liu Zhuang smiled, stretched out his tongue and licked all the remaining minced meat on his fingers, even the oil stains were blotted, the mangled beef leg was too delicious.
"Hmm. ”
"Then you can give me some points. ”
"yes, give it to us. ”
The two teenagers demanded one after another, feeling that since they couldn't finish eating, they shouldn't waste it, and the rest was divided between the two of them.
Liu Hongyi glanced at them, shook his head and said, "No." ”
"Why?" asked Liu Zhuang in confusion.
Liu Gang saw that the girl tasted it carefully, and the golden crispy meat of the mangniu was exposed, and the meat was fragrant, which was really tempting, and he couldn't help but poke his head out and wanted to take a bite.
It is really too delicious to have a mang's beef leg, such a powerful spirit beast, not only has good meat quality, but more importantly, its powerful cultivation makes the meat contain aura.
With each bite, the meat melts into a sought-after vitality into the throat, which can consolidate cultivation and make the body and mind feel comfortable.
Liu Gang really couldn't resist the temptation of the golden reckless beef leg in the girl's hand, and was ready to poke his head out like lightning, tear off a piece of meat with his mouth, and then run away like lightning.
Liu Hongyi was very alert, seeing that Liu Gang's action was wrong, his mouth actually bit the food in his hand, and he instantly dodged sideways, and the reckless ox legs in his hand rotated to avoid Liu Gang's hungry bite.
"Dong" Liu Hongyi knocked on the top of Liu Gang's head with one hand, like hitting a wooden fish.
"Ouch..."
Liu Gang stepped back and screamed, the huge pain on the top of his head made his mouth open wide, and Harazi flowed out uncontrollably, and the others retreated, and Harazi was thrown forward.
Liu Hongyi glared at him viciously, and said angrily: "I think of beauty, this is my leg...... Don't look at me, watch Sister Yue go. ”
Liu Hongyi picked up the beef leg and prepared to eat it, but before he could speak, he found that there was something wrong with the beef leg in his hand.
After taking a closer look, she saw that there was an obvious water stain on the leg of the cow, which was transparent and sticky, she approached Qiong's nose and sniffed it, and suddenly became angry, and her nostrils became bigger.
The transparent liquid actually exuded the taste of Liu Gang's mouth, sweating.
It's Liu Gang's previous pain and unintentionally flowed out!
Originally, it was nothing that the mang's beef leg was contaminated by Liu Gangha's son, but the problem was that this was the mang's beef leg she had eaten, with her saliva and her fragrance on it.
Her saliva touched Liu Gang's saliva, and Liu Hongyi felt her hairs stand on end when she thought about it, and she couldn't help but feel angry.
It's kissing, it's indirect kissing!
She was crazy and wanted to vomit out the reckless beef in her belly and wash her stomach, but her face turned purple and she still couldn't vomit.
Liu Gang saw that Hongyi was vomiting desperately, and it was very uncomfortable, as if life was worse than death, and he stepped forward to ask.
"Matchmaker, are you okay?" he was afraid that the girl would choke on the bones and not be able to breathe.
"Boom. ”
Suddenly, the young man who was close to Liu Hongyi was kicked away, with a shoe print on his face and a crooked mouth.
The boy flew upside down, smashed three plantains, and dyed all over his body.
Qin Feng had already finished eating the mang's beef leg at this time, and was startled by Liu Gang, who suddenly flew upside down, and muttered to himself: "This scene... So familiar. ”
Liu Zhuang was also frightened stupid at the moment, and said in fear: "What crime has the big man committed?"
Although he disagreed with the behavior of the big man who was hungry and thirsty to grab the food in the red clothes, he didn't eat it after all, and such behavior didn't seem to be enough to take such a cruel kick.
Qin Feng explained for him and muttered: "There must be a reason why the red clothes kicked people. ”
Liu Gang rushed from a distance angrily, scolding and scolding in his mouth, very unconvinced, he pointed at Liu Hongyi and shouted: "The third kick, you are for... What?"
His teeth were bleeding, his mouth was crooked, his face was distorted by the pain in his mouth, and Liu Gang was stained with plantain juice, yellow and green, wet, and embarrassed.
He was not convinced, and was kicked in the face by the girl again, in his defenseless situation.
The two feet that were kicked before, he felt that he could still understand, after all, he saw the girl's spring, but this kick, for no reason, was ridiculous.
He asked for an explanation!
"You've flowed on my mang's beef!" Liu Hongyi was sick to his stomach for a while, his face was ugly, and the mang's ox leg in his hand had already been thrown away, and it fell in the dense forest in the distance.
Liu Gang puffed up and beat his chest: "What is the reason for this?"
He was very puzzled, and felt that it was nonsensical, didn't it just that Harazi fell on the food, and the girl had a habit of cleanliness, so she didn't eat it and threw it away.
Besides, the meat of the mang's beef leg was stuck to his saliva, and Liu Hongyi didn't eat it, if the girl ate his saliva, then he could still understand.
But the maiden did not swallow his hara.
The girl stomped her feet and said angrily: "Your hala touches the food I eat, this is kissing!"
She clenched her small fists and stomped her feet, and Jade Foot wanted to kick out again and kick Liu Gang away.
"What is the reason?" Qin Feng was puzzled, not understanding why Liu Gang threw Harazi on the food that the girl had eaten to be considered a kiss.
"Isn't kissing a kiss, the two of them have not..."Qin Feng was injustice for Liu Gang when he received this kick, and he felt sorry for Liu Gang.
"Alas, Liu Gang deserves it. Liu Zhuang whispered, shaking his head.
"Why?"
"Do you think, Liu Gang's hala is flowing on the mang beef, and the mang beef is already sticky with the saliva of the red-clothed sister, and the saliva of the two is blended......"
"What's not kissing?"
“......”
Qin Feng was speechless, he couldn't speak for a while, he felt that his head was not enough, what kind of logic is this, even if the saliva touches it, even if it kisses, it also kisses indirectly?
Isn't that the touch of clothes is indirect sleeping, and the touch of eyes is eyebrows.
"A woman's heart... Submarine needle. Half a day later, he whispered, secretly praying for Liu Gang in his heart.
Liu Gang was still scolding, his facial muscles were crooked, and it was ugly, he originally cared about the girl, and he was afraid that she would be choked, so he stepped forward to ask.
Who was kicked at close range, he felt like crying without tears, full of grievances, and the explanation given by the girl was too nonsensical, and the saliva touch turned out to be an indirect kiss.
He was very unconvinced, and pointed his finger at the girl, wanting to get justice.
"Do you still want to be kicked?" Liu Hongyi had already stopped vomiting, and looked at Liu Gang with cold eyes.
Liu Gang quieted down, and the burning pain in his face brought him back to his senses for the time being.
"You can't really deal with women. He whispered in his heart, turned around and walked to Qin Feng's side, held his face with one hand, kept rubbing it, and said with difficulty: "Qin Feng, Liu Zhuang, help me rub it." ”
The two helped him rub his face, and Liu Gang screamed in pain.
Liu Yue couldn't cry or laugh, walked to the side of the red clothes, and said softly: "Red clothes, beating is kissing, scolding is love!"
Liu Hongyi sneered: "I fall in love with a bald head, I fall in love with a monkey, and I won't have feelings for a big man!"
Liu Yue smiled, noncommittal.