Chapter 633: The Night of the Moon Black Hole Room!

In China, on any important day, there must be wine to help the fun.

Getting married, of course, is indispensable for drinking.

Mu Yue took Yang Yi's arm and toasted from the table. Listening to the hypocritical or sincere praise of others, Yangyi's wine was drunk one after another, without blinking his eyes.

In the private room specially prepared for a few old guys, Yang Yi waited for a long time before he was extremely reluctant to enter. As soon as I pushed open the door, I heard a cold snort.

Yang Yi didn't need to look to know who made this sound.

"Sun Monkey, your grandson-in-law is not simple. Mao Feng looked at Yang Yi and said meaningfully: "By the way, how many games has your granddaughter been ranked?"

The other old men were smiling, holding wine glasses and waiting to see the show.

Hearing these prickly words, Sun Aiguo, who was already unhappy, became even more angry. If it weren't for today's wrong occasion, he would have been eager to give Yang Yi, the culprit, to pieces.

"A few old men, the boy has come to toast you. Yang Yi licked his face and made himself a slave.

The others were nothing, and raised their glasses. Only Sun Aiguo glared at Yang Yi fiercely and turned his head to the side. "Your wine, let's wait until you marry Xiaoying. ”

The bridegroom is his grandson-in-law, but the bride is not his granddaughter. Don't mention Sun Aiguo's depression. Although he said he didn't care before, he was teased by so many old guys, and no one could hold it on his face.

Yang Yi shook his head and smiled bitterly, and cast his eyes for help to Mao Feng. He just didn't know what to do. Is it really like the old man said, turn around and leave?

Mao Feng smiled and said, "Sun Monkey, don't be angry." When everyone arrived, how could we not drink the joyful wine? What's more, didn't we agree to this in advance? Don't let juniors see the jokes. ”

"Old Sun, drink it. It's good to give the groom a face. ”

"yes, today is not the time to get emotional. ”

Others chimed in.

Seeing the opportunity, Mu Yue hurriedly poured Sun Aiguo full, raised her hands in front of her chest, and said softly: "Grandpa Sun, it's all Mu Yue's fault, I'm here to accompany you." ”

Sun Aiguo took it, and didn't forget to glare at Yang Yi. "Boy, today I will give the bride a face. I drank this wine. But I won't agree if you kid drinks less. ”

Yang Yi nodded with a wry smile, frowned and drank three glasses in a row. Seeing that the old fox nodded slightly, he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.

The old man has a bit of a conscience and knows that Lao Tzu is his grandson-in-law.

If this old guy forced him to drink ten catties and eight catties, then he wouldn't have to go out to toast, it is estimated that he would have been abolished a long time ago.

As soon as Yang Yi wanted to slip away, he was stopped by Mao Feng. "Xiaoyi, you're wrong. Although Old Man Sun is your own grandfather, we old guys are half of us, right? You toasted him three times, so you also toasted us?"

I'm rubbing, really using Lao Tzu as a wine barrel? Revenge, this is the revenge of these old guys.

Yang Yi felt contempt in his heart, but he didn't dare to show the slightest on his face. Anyway, looking at it like this, you can't push it off, you can only bite the bullet. After eight glasses of wine in a row, Yang Yi suppressed the nauseous urge to vomit and exited the room with a smiling face.

"You are a true man, and the young are offended, and the old are also offended. Isn't this self-inflicted guilt? Mu Yue couldn't bear to pat Yang Yi on the back and complained: "Drinking too much wine hurts your body, you are a doctor, don't you still understand this truth?

"Hehe, you really have the potential to be a housekeeper. Yang Yi joked with a smile.

Mu Yueqiao's face was slightly red, she threw him a roll of her eyes, and said, "You wait." After speaking, he didn't care whether Yang Yi agreed or not, and hurriedly entered the back kitchen of the hotel. After a while, he came out with a bottle of wine.

"Didn't you just say that drinking too much hurts your body? Why do you still take it?" Yang Yihu looked at the wine bottle in Mu Yue's hand suspiciously, this bottle, let alone a pound and a half, how many cups does it take to drink it?

Mu Yue blinked slyly. "Taste it, does this wine taste good?"

Yang Yi took a small bite and couldn't help laughing. "Water, you're trying to make me cheat? It would be miserable if I was discovered. ”

"If you don't give them a drink, how will they know?" Mu Yue couldn't help but roll her eyes.

Yang Yi glanced at Mu Yue gratefully, with a wicked smile on his face.

Holding a bottle of boiled water, Yang Yi toasted from table to table. Known, unrecognized. Although I drank boiled water, I panicked when I was too much. After running to the toilet several times, I continued without blushing and heartbeat. There is not the slightest shame of cheating.

By the time Li Fatzi and the others were sitting at this table, Yang Yi hadn't done anything yet, and Li Fatzi was already red-faced and red-eared. Seeing Yang Yi coming, he was overjoyed. "Why did you come here, boy? I'm waiting to drink your wedding wine, and my mouth is dry. Say, what are you going to do?"

"How about I punish myself with three cups?" Yang Yi said nonchalantly. Three glasses of water, at most a few more trips to the toilet.

Huang Yaohui glanced at Yang Yi suspiciously, and whispered to Sun Guoping on the side: "When did the third child become so bold? What kind of belly is that?"

"It doesn't have to be drinking water. Sun Guoping raised his eyes, looked at Yang Yi with deep meaning, and then said: "He came over just now, did you smell a strong smell of wine? There are twenty tables here, right? Even if there is one table and one glass, it is more than twenty glasses, and his face is still as usual." Either he's a wine fairy, or he's drinking water?"

"Holy. Huang Yaohui was about to stand up as he spoke, but was stopped by Sun Guoping. "There are a lot of people today, and the third child has no choice, give him some face. ”

After Sun Guoping finished speaking, he smiled at Yangyi, stood up, and picked up a bottle of wine and two glasses in front of him. Said seriously: "The third child, give a face, drink this." ”

Grass, this can also be found?

Yang Yi smiled bitterly, knowing that he was saving face for himself. simply took the wine handed over by Sun Guoping, and said loudly: "Deep feelings, simmer in one sip." ”

Almost all the brothers at this table are approved by Yangyi, and there are no polite words, they are all dry, and there is nothing left.

Yang Yi wiped the corners of his mouth with the back of his hand, filled another cup, picked it up, and said with a smile: "I said brothers, my situation is more special." I'll drink more with you today, and in the next few days, I'll ask my brother to let go of the little ones. It's not easy, man. ”

", Yangyi, you deliberately said it to anger us, right? No, we have already discussed, so many brothers are taking turns to fight today, if you can't even let you down, we would rather be carried out." ”

"Good. But I have to wait for everyone to disperse, and now I have to greet the guests. Yang Yi smiled yinyin. "I'll let you all go out on your stomach in the evening. ”

"Damn, I don't believe in this evil yet. We are more than a dozen old men, and we can't kill you alone. If you really let you put it all down, Lao Tzu will squat and pee in the future. Lei Batian touched Ming's bald head and said fiercely.

Yang Yi laughed, pointed at Lei Batian and said, "You kid just wait to squat and pee." ”

After a circle, Yang Yi's head was already dizzy. He did a rough calculation, and drank at least five or six catties of white.

If it weren't for Shen Yuan's ability to cheat, he would probably be lying under the table by now. If that's the case, who knows who will be given into the cave at night.

"These bastards, sincerely fix me. Yang Yi's hateful teeth itched, but he was helpless.

Mu Yue pursed her lips lightly and smiled. With a slight vinegar taste, he said, "Where is this? There are several more times in the future, and you will suffer it." ”

As soon as he mentioned this stubble, Yang Yi's face turned green. If you drink like this for a while, even a cow should be wasted.

Pushing the cup and changing the lamp, eating and drinking nonsense, until it was completely dark, those relatives and friends said goodbye in twos and threes.

Lei Batian, Li Fatzi seems to have forgotten the bet with Yang Yi at night. One by one, they drank crookedly, Yang Yi smiled secretly in his heart, as if he had seen the scene of this group of old men squatting in the toilet and peeing. simply didn't bother to wake them up, booked a few rooms in the hotel to settle them down, and Yang Yi followed his parents back to the villa.

The cave house is the right thing to do, and the rest of the room will stand aside.

Yang Yi was so tired after a busy day that he was lying on the sofa, and his bones were about to fall apart. I fell asleep in a daze.

I don't know how long he slept before he was woken up by Liu Ruiqi's face.

"What's wrong?" Yang Yi wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and asked inexplicably.

Liu Ruiqi snorted coldly and said, "Hurry up, don't pretend to be a dead dog." We're going to make a hole. ”

I'm rubbing, do you want people to live? What kind of cave house are a bunch of women going to make?

When Yang Yi was a child, he often went to see other people's houses. Women are generally not allowed to enter, and a large group of men surround the bride and groom, saying a yellow-colored joke, doing a little erotic action, and beating the groom if they are disobedient.

But now a group of women want to make trouble in the cave room, how can this be played?

Reluctantly, Liu Ruiqi slipped into the new house, looking at Mu Yue, who had been surrounded by several women, Yang Yi smiled bitterly and shook his head. "What are you going to do? You guys put out the show, I'll do it. ”

Girls, you look at me, I look at you, I don't have any idea. Some of them have heard that there is a hole house in the people, but as for what they do, they don't know at all.

"Yang Yi, you must have been to see someone else's cave room, right?" Guo Jiayi smiled and said, "You tell us about the procedure, let's just do it." ”

Yang Yi pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "In our village, there is a cave house, and it is generally a meeting ceremony first, that is, the groom kisses the bride. And then there's the joke, which is a little bit of that. Then it's a little inappropriate for children, and it goes straight to action. Probably after these three shows are played, it's about the same. ”

"You men are disgusting, a good hole in the house is about to turn into a pornographic movie. Sun Ying frowned and said fiercely.

"What's the matter with me? I didn't think of it. ”

"Let's start with a joke. You name one, let Sister Yue follow. Xia Yuxin whispered.

Yang Yi laughed lewdly and said: "Generally speaking, according to the procedure, the woman's half of the sentence should be added to the man's name, for example, I said, 'I saw Sister Yue's big mi-mi. Sister Yue was about to say, 'I saw Brother Yi's chicken-chicken.' ’”

"Phew, nasty!"

"Shameless!"

"Shameless!"

All the women scolded one after another, and ran out of the new house as if they were running away.

Mu Yue was ashamed to find a crack in the ground to get into, lowered her head, and bit her lip stubbornly, afraid that someone who couldn't help it would tear Yangyi's cheap mouth.

Yang Yi was secretly happy in his heart, and this is what he wanted. The moon is black and the hole is at night, and the wind is high and the wind is happy - when it is loved. What time do you women want to spend here foolishly?