Chapter 70: Lin Xiaoxin's Strange Habits (for Marvard's helmsman)

In fact, Fang Ze has not been in contact with many people in the past few days, and there are very few people who have motives and possibilities for committing crimes.

It can't be said that it is very little, it should be said that there are basically none.

After all, no matter how you look at it, you can't tell who has the knowledge of hypnosis around you.

Moreover, being able to hypnotize Fang Ze without him knowing it, this level of ability is already against the sky. Because don't look at how powerful hypnotism is blown on TV and movies, in fact, the conditions for successful hypnosis are very harsh, because hypnosis is much more difficult than hinting.

Think back to what Hannibal said earlier, 'Let your brain automatically ignore something?'

So who has this need?

Just when Fang Ze was meditating, the big meow, who didn't know where he had slept enough, suddenly jumped onto the table and meowed twice!

Pregnant!

A thunderclap sounded in Fang Ze's mind, and he finally knew who was most likely to hypnotize him.

I said how do I feel that what Big Meow said that day always feels like there is a problem, it turns out that this guy hypnotized himself!

Fang Ze looked at the fat orange cat Big Meow, and immediately pounced on it and picked it up.

"Meow?" Da Meow looked at Fang Ze innocently, pretending to be stupid and cute. "Still pretending to be stupid. Fang Ze looked at Da Meow and said, "Did you hypnotize me?"

"Meow. The back of Big Meow's neck was carried by Fang Ze, and he couldn't move, and he meowed.

"Forget it, what do you say to this unwise person. Fang Ze threw Big Meow onto the sofa, finally understanding what was going on. Hypnosis is supposed to have happened once when the first intelligent soul entered Big Meow's body, and the second time was after Conan left and before Bruce came.

The first hypnosis was probably not deep, but it just hinted that it was Fang Ze's cat that had been raised for so long and was fat. The second time should be the one it said leaked.

Although I'm a little annoyed that Big Meow has hypnotized himself without saying a word, but everything still has to wait for the day Hannibal leaves to find trouble with Big Meow, it's already midnight, and it's time for me to sleep.

Fang Ze lay on the bed and sent a good night to Lin Xiaoxin on his mobile phone, then took off his clothes and was about to cover the quilt to sleep, and then Lin Xiaoxin replied to him with a message.

Lin Xiaoxin: "Remember to brush your teeth before you can sleep." (cheek support)"

Fang Ze: "Sleepy, I must brush it when I get up in the morning." ”

Lin Xiaoxin: "Don't be lazy, you still study medicine, don't you know that brushing your teeth at night is more important." ”

Fang Ze: "Did you read any popular science articles from somewhere?" ”

Lin Xiaoxin: "I couldn't sleep at night, I didn't know what to do, so I got up and checked whether it was important to brush my teeth at night or in the morning." ”

Fang Ze endured sleepiness and went to the bathroom with slippers and kicks, while replying to Lin Xiaoxin, "The result." ”

Lin Xiaoxin: "When sleeping, people's mouths are in a closed environment, and harmful bacteria are more likely to breed and multiply, so be sure to brush your teeth before going to bed at night." The most important thing is that dental care is expensive. ”

Fang Ze: "I thought you cared about me and wanted to be moved, but I didn't expect you to feel sorry for money." ”

Lin Xiaoxin: "(Angry), I just felt sorry for the money when I felt sorry for you." ”

Fang Ze: "Okay, okay, I know, I'll brush my teeth, I can count dumplings when I can't sleep at night, and I don't have anything to do to check these messes." (Dumplings = sleeping)

Lin Xiaoxin has a habit of not knowing who to learn from, every time she can't sleep at night, all kinds of whimsical ideas will pop up in her head, such as saying that one night she would tell Fang Ze a big power, and then Fang Ze looked forward to it for a long time, she said that he went to Baidu to learn the Spanish national anthem, and found that the Spanish national anthem had no lyrics.

Does the Spanish national anthem have any lyrics and what does it have to do with you stupid loli?

Of course, this is not the most bizarre, and one night she also Baidu which country is the largest air force in the world, and the result is of course the American Air Force, but the second largest air force in the world is also interesting, is the American Navy.

Then when Baidu asks these questions, she will also know some cold knowledge that she doesn't know is not within the scope of boredom and Fang Ze to share.

For example, she once went out to play with Fang Ze, the two lived in a standard room, and Lin Xiaoxin suddenly harassed him at three o'clock in the morning, and then her expression seemed to be ruined, and she told Fang Ze with a shocked face.

"One year the winner of the French Scrabble didn't speak French. ”

So what? Foreigners in the Chinese Pinyin Contest in China have also won the championship! Isn't it strange?

In short, Fang Ze is also used to Lin Xiaoxin suddenly going crazy from time to time in the middle of the night, and when he gets married in the future, he dares to harass him in the middle of the night, so he is prepared to not be able to sleep all night.

After brushing his teeth, Fang Ze casually took a photo of his whitening teeth and sent it to Lin Xiaoxin, but the avatar over there had already dimmed, which meant that this girl fell asleep after harassing Fang Ze again.

Bear with me, I'll settle accounts with you next time.

Fang Ze finished brushing his teeth, lay on the bed in a daze until the next day, woke up refreshed, ate two mouthfuls of bread casually, and then tore off a piece of bread the size of his thumb, and came to Hannibal's bedroom with a glass of water.

Hannibal hadn't woken up at this time, and in fact, experienced people wouldn't wake up at this time, because people in uncomfortable positions or environments have very poor sleep quality, and in order to get enough rest, they can only prolong their sleep time.

That's why some people sleep five hours a day and are alive and kicking, and you sleep for an hour a day and still doze off like a pig.

Of course, this example does not include elementary school, junior high school, high school, and college student dogs, whose sleep duration depends on whether the words of the teacher in today's lecture are hypnotic or not.

Fang Ze pushed Hannibal who was in a light sleep to wake up, and then saw Hannibal's unnatural wrinkled cheeks, obviously awake.

"Woke up and had breakfast, skipping breakfast is not good for the body. Fang Ze said as he took the towel from Hannibal's mouth, then pinched Hannibal's cheek and threw the small piece of bread into his mouth.

"Is this my breakfast?" Hannibal asked Fang Ze as he swallowed the bread in two bites.

"That's right. Fang Ze nodded, and then said to Hannibal, "By the way, I'll tell you about your lunch in advance, a small piece of apple." There is no dinner, because it is easy to lose weight if you don't eat after lunch. ”

Fang Ze said as he inserted a straw into the water cup, and then stuffed the straw mouth into Hannibal's mouth, Hannibal quickly drank all the glasses of water, apparently intending to use water to temporarily cover up the hunger in his stomach.

"I have friends coming today, so I hope you can be quiet. ”

"Anyway, I can't help but be quiet. Hannibal couldn't get it from crying and laughing.

Fang Ze ignored Hannibal, saw that Hannibal was 'full of food and drink' and quickly took out the computer, and asked Hannibal to help him translate a large paragraph of obscure words, Hannibal was also very honest and straightforward, and did not say a superfluous word, and Fang Ze also acted as if what happened yesterday did not exist.

However, Fang Ze's attitude made Hannibal frown, as if it was more uncomfortable than Fang Ze ignoring him.