128 Don't joke too much
More than half an hour later, Lei Shaoqiang rode the "three runners" and the fat man to bring back all the things that should be purchased, and we began to prepare, Lei Shaoqiang instructed us to first take a rainproof cloth and steel rods to build a small shack, and then Wang Xing bent out four big characters with iron wire "Brother Watermelon" to wrap small colored lanterns around the wire, and then fixed them on the shack with transparent tape, plugged in the car battery, and the small lights flashed and flashed, not to mention that it really meant something.
At more than seven o'clock in the evening, eight large trucks slowly drove to the Zhanghe Bridge, the car body was full of watermelons, to my surprise was that Chen Huajiao actually followed the car, this guy said with a hippie smile: "Don't think too much, I'm just afraid that you will not pay for the goods, so I will follow the car!"
I nodded dullly.
Chen Huajiao smiled and said: "How big is it, although that intersection is good, but there are so many watermelons that can't be put down, our place is quite good! In addition to putting watermelons, you can also sell something else." ”
At this point, I can only comfort myself and nod my head, a few brothers help to move watermelons down, the bearded group of people on the opposite side obviously can't sit still, one by one they have to whistle and come over, the bearded man deliberately provoked and said, little guy, get so many watermelons at once, you are not afraid of smashing your hands? If this happens to a thunderstorm or hail or something, you can cry, and you have the strength to work hard with Brother Ma? Believe it or not, Brother Ma makes a phone call, we can come to ten more cars immediately?
Chen Huajiao spat disdainfully and said: "Believe it or not, Linxian Gua Ye made a call, Mark don't want to have another watermelon to sell in the future? Don't joke too much, otherwise it's all a disaster!"
The bearded man didn't dare to answer, of course I knew that Chen Huajiao was saying something scaremonishing, because no matter from which point of view, it was impossible for Gua Ye to cut off Mark, a wholesale predator, because of a few small retail households.
The bearded man deliberately spat sticky phlegm in our direction, the meaning of provocation could not be more obvious, Lei Shaoqiang pointed to the telephone pole not far away and said, are you blind? Didn't you see that it said that it was forbidden to defecate anywhere? Don't pee like a dog!
The bearded man instantly became angry, pointing at Chen Huajiao and scolding, grass mud horse, what do you say?
A few of us took out watermelon knives and pickaxes from the three-yard car and surrounded the "hula" at once, pointing at the bearded group and scolding back, you are paralyzed, how do you want to drop? Chen Huajiao beckoned, and more than a dozen young people who helped us unload the melons also rushed over.
Seeing that there were many of us, the bearded man was startled, and deliberately tore his voice and said to his companion next to him: "Let's go, don't see it like a bunch of little cubs, let's go back and make a sign, and write that little cubs and dogs are forbidden to ask for prices!"
The fat man smiled mockingly and said, "You mean that neither you nor I can ask the price?" I admit that I am a little bitch, what are you to sit in the right seat!"
A bunch of stupid dicks stood from the side for a while and then rolled back to their cars, and after more than half an hour, the Zhanghe Bridge became completely busy, one after another coal trucks shuttled up, our melons were just unloaded, I made the payment clear at one time, Chen Huajiao returned me two thousand, and said happily: "This is my shareholding fee, and I can't have no liquidity on hand." ”
Chen Huajiao didn't go with the car, but stayed to help us Zhang Luo together, and soon Sophie and the girl sister also came, when they saw the bearded people, Sophie jumped up angrily, and had to pick up the watermelon knife to fight with them, but I stopped it.
At more than eight o'clock, the Zhanghe Bridge has completely turned into a sea of coal trucks, and the coal cars back and forth have formed two long queues, and people have begun to ask watermelons, because the bearded ones occupy the best section, so the business over there is much better than ours, according to the proportion, they sell three, we can sell one, especially when I see the disgusting villain's face of the beard, I will be angry and will be suffocated from internal injuries.
I poured beer into my mouth in a depressed state, and my mind was not idle for a moment to figure out how to deal with it, but I couldn't think of any good ideas.
At this moment, Sophie completely calmed down, held my hand and comforted me softly: "San'er, don't feel uncomfortable! If someone makes you cry, someone will definitely make you laugh, it's a big deal if I call Brother Xiaofeng to come over, Brother Xiaofeng must have a way." ”
Chen Huajiao and Sister Girl also kept dissuading me from the side, I was very angry in my heart, but I couldn't tell anyone, I could only bite my mouth and say, now no one should tell me the truth, I'm deaf! Let me be quiet.
At this time, a silver-gray van drove up to us and "Didi" honked its horn twice, and a lazy voice came out of the car, how to sell watermelons?
I looked up, when I saw the driver, I couldn't help laughing, I really didn't expect that at this critical juncture, Brother Lun would appear, Brother Lun was also quite surprised, jumped out of the car and blinked his eyes and said to me, okay! Little Sanzi, I found the way so quickly, selling melons from here is definitely much stronger than setting up a stall on the street, your growth rate is really fast, every time you meet, you can surprise me, sell chicken feathers of watermelons, and mix with me in society?
I ignored his last sentence, I pointed to the bearded gang opposite with a bitter face and said that if it weren't for those dogs, business would be better, and then briefly said that they occupied our place, and asked him if he could give him a support.
Brother Lun poked his nostrils with a hippie smile and said, stinky boy, you are too insincere, right?
I hurriedly picked a big watermelon and cut it, and held it to him, I said, "If you can help me get it, you will be my big brother from now on, not to mention two watermelons, I will be willing to help you fill the van." ”
Brother Lun glanced at Sophie next to him and said: "Seeing that there is no girl, when boys are in a hurry to achieve certain goals, it is natural to make up lies, you can have snacks in the future, this stinky boy's ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense is about to catch up with experts." Then he began to gnaw on the watermelon very uneatenly, and said while gnawing on it, the watermelon in Linxian County is sweet, the seeds are less and sweet, it is really good!
I squatted next to him anxiously and said, "My dear brother, don't patronize and eat, but think about it!"
Brother Lun ate melons very quickly, and he had already gnawed half of my skills, and muttered vaguely: "Hurry up for a yarn, do you think the method is Chinese cabbage, you say you have it?" Brother needs inspiration now." ”
After a while, he finished the whole watermelon, walked into the melon pile, patted the east and west, picked up a few watermelons and put them in the van.
I hurriedly leaned over and asked him, what's wrong?
Brother Lun squatted on the ground and said with a painful face, your watermelon is poisonous, it must be unhygienic! I want to report you to the Health Bureau!
I was a little confused, and I said, "Brother, don't make trouble, how can watermelon be poisonous?"
Brother Lun's face turned pale, cold sweat broke out on his painful head, and he blew his beard and glared at me, you know a basket, some stupid traders will use a needle to inject a pesticide called organic phosphorus into the melon in order to make it taste sweeter, and that thing is poison if it exceeds the standard.
I said, "What should we do?" Why don't we take you to the hospital first?
Brother Lun stood up directly, his face returned to normal, patted his ass and said, "I'll go by myself, you kid remember to owe me a favor again, bye!" Then he got into the van and "beeped" twice and walked away, leaving only a few of us staring at each other with big eyes.
The fat man patted his thigh exaggeratedly and said, I'll you hard, Brother Lun's method is amazing!
Lei Shaoqiang squinted his eyes and said in a crepe: "A generation of Tianjiao, the little third master, only knows how to pick a stupid cock." All the past, a few sinister characters, and a look at Brother Lun's old fox demon!"
I kicked him in the ass and scolded, the player who can write his name incorrectly, pretending to be a chicken feather cultural person, why don't you hurry up with Wang Xing to buy that organophosphorus.
Wang Xing asked me in confusion, where to buy it when it's late?
I pinched my nose and smiled evilly, what are you doing?
Wang Xing was stunned and said, "If you open a seed company, you will go immediately...