Hearing the old godfather mention the name Pallas cat, Han Xuan suddenly remembered what kind of animal it was. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

I saw an article about Pallas cats in a European travel magazine before, because Pallas cats like to be nocturnal, so there were no photos of them in that book, so I didn't recognize them.

The Pallas cat is the most ferocious of the cats.

It prefers to live in cold regions, and its active territory is generally more than 4,000 meters high in the mountains, distributed in Europe to central Asia, and the number is extremely rare.

The wet Pallas cat swimming in the lake, whose ancestors have barely evolved in appearance and internal structure from 5 million years ago to the present, is a living fossil more primitive than the giant panda.

Looking at its arrogant appearance of ignoring Marlon Brando, Han Xuan was immediately amused.

Pallas cat's expressions are so rich that it can almost make a whole set of emojis, or the kind that doesn't use p, and the appearance is naturally good......

The mini donkey McDull has not grown taller for several years, but is still a little bigger.

McDull looked at Pallas Cat, and then at the exotic shorthair cat Fat Ding, who seemed to be afraid that his companion who had played since childhood would become that fierce appearance, lying on the grass and arching his head to comfort Fat Ding.

However, he was pushed away by Fat Ding, who was stealing the Pallas cat's handsome backstroke moves, and McDull's long ears blocked his vision.

The reason why carnivores are fierce is not only because they have a strong physique, but also because of their fearless ruthlessness in order to survive.

Following Han Xuan's side, without worrying about eating or drinking, the most ferocious beasts such as Pooh and Obama have also become second-class goods who rely on selling cuteness all day long to cheat and cheat.

Look at Pooh's bloated body of more than a ton, twice as heavy as the fattest human in the world, and at this time he is a little afraid of the Pallas cat in the pool, scaring it with his expression.

Pooh glanced at Fat Ding and rubbed his big face with his front paws, feeling a little scared when he thought that he had often grabbed Fat Ding to eat.

I wondered if I should be nicer to it in the future......

Pooh: They're raised by humans, but so are Pallas.

When Pallas saw the animals on the shore, he was actually very frightened, and he did not dare to go ashore when he saw his master coming, thinking that no one else could beat him except the dead fat cat.

The "strong body" that usually bullies kittens and puppies doesn't work now, and can only rely on the arrogant expressions used to pretend to be forceful, and carry out psychological warfare against them, trying to scare Pooh away.

The two sides were at a stalemate, and Han Xuan was shaking hands with Marlon Brando, and his tone was happy: "It's an honor to meet you, sir."

If you want to legally keep this Pallas cat, I can use the zoo in my name to help you get a legal breeding certificate.

But the temperature in the California summer is too high, and Pallas cats are probably not suitable for keeping in Los Angeles. ”

Brando held his cane in both hands and smiled, "I know I should release it back into nature, kid."

But Laurel has been with me for a few years, and I have feelings for it, and I believe it has feelings for me as well.

Just like these animals of yours.

Claureth has no experience of surviving in the wild, and releasing it into the wild would harm her.

It's only in winters like this that Laures comes out for a walk, usually living in the freezer I built for her.

There are replica snow-capped mountains, and there are caves that I can live in, and I communicate with them through a glass of glass.

However, I do need a legal breeding certificate now, and when I go to the LA Animal Police Department, they actually say that the Pallas cat has a fierce personality and cannot be issued.

If it weren't for my slight fame in California, Lauris would have been taken by them. ”

"Laures, the god of flowers in ancient Greek mythology, has a beautiful name, and this is a she-cat?

It's still at the age of breeding, and there are several zoos in the U.S. that can breed it.

I will ask someone else to help you with the breeding certificate, and leave me an address later, and send it to you in about a week.

Truth be told, Mr. Brando, you are so similar to Vito Don Corleone in The Godfather, that I now have the illusion that you are him. ”

Brando straightened his face, patted Han Xuan's shoulder, and his unique voice came out: "Are you saying that I have done a lot of bad things?"

If you want to arrest me, please show me the evidence.

But I have to tell you, it's easier to be a friend than an enemy......"

Han Xuan understood that he was acting as the old godfather, and clapped his hands and laughed: "That's right!

"That's right, Claures is a female cat, and I'll ask about breeding.

I feel honored that you loved my movies at such a young age.

I didn't feel much after filming "The Godfather", until later people called me Corleone, and occasionally called me the Godfather.

And then I was a little bit influenced myself, and I unconsciously put myself into the role of that movie.

I think that's why he only won two Academy Awards for Best Actor and didn't get the third one.

In the eyes of those judges, I am also Corleone, and there are many fewer people who are willing to ask me to make movies over the years.

Maybe I'm really old, and I'm planning to move to the countryside recently, so it should be a great pleasure to learn from your family and buy some ranches. ”

Brando was a little proud when he spoke, but he did have the confidence to be proud.

In a few years, by the end of the century, people will rank the greatest movie stars of the twentieth century, and Marlon Brando will be ranked fourth!

It can be seen how dazzling the old man in front of Han Xuan is.

Han Xuan heard the meaning of his words and asked, "That means that you don't have a movie that you are shooting now, and are there any arrangements for this year?"

"What?" the old man's eyes instantly filled with vigilance.

"If you're in good health, I think you might be able to help my grandfather make a movie. Han Xuan didn't understand why he made such an expression, but still said with a serious face, there were not many opportunities to invite him.

Brando smiled and looked at Han Xuan:

"Don't try to lie to me like Tom Hanks, only a good guy like Tom can't pull his face and agree to make a movie for you.

It is said that he did not eat steak in the Maldives, ate fish and fruit three times a day, drank coconut water and had diarrhea all day, and could not take a bath for several days in a row.

You must know that the temperature in the Maldives is more than 30 degrees, and it is still close to the hot and humid seaside, Tom loves a clean person so much......

I'm still in good health.

Tell me, what the hell are you trying to do to me?"

Old man Han didn't speak, he had just come back from the Maldives, he had heard about this matter, and he thought it was funny when he thought of the tanned actor.

In the first scene of "Desert Island", there is a plot of plane transporting goods, renting a United Airlines Boeing plane, and changing the outside pattern to the name of SOS Transportation Company, before successfully completing the shooting.

It can be regarded as advertising for the future SOS air express business in advance, and the old man also went to the desert island where the movie was filmed to visit the crew.

Han Xuan would definitely not admit such a thing, skipped this topic, saw that there were no outsiders around, and said: "I want to write a story about two patients who also have cancer, before they die, write a bucket list and go together to realize it."

I haven't written the script yet, but the story is in my head.

Mr. Brando, you'll need to go skydiving, visit the Tibetan Plateau near Mount Everest, and the pyramids of Egypt.

What do you think, Mr. Brando?"

Old Brando's face is green, he is now in his seventies, and it is estimated that even if he did not die in mid-air during the parachute jump, he would die of lack of oxygen due to Qinghai-Tibet High School.

"I now kind of understand why Tom was so afraid of your script when he called our cigar club members. ”

"But you have to admit that it's going to be a good story, and maybe it's going to win a third Oscar for Best Actor. ”

"Compared to what I already have, and I have had it twice, I think life is more important......" (To be continued.) )