"Then everyone, let's cheers!" Chu Qing said happily as he looked at Guo Xiaocheng and Smith sitting around the round table with his goblet held high. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Cheers!" everyone said loudly as they raised their glasses.

Then, the whole hall played with light-hearted and cheerful music, and the people in the hall either sat around the table full of delicious food and enjoyed each meal, or left their seats, looking for a friend or two at a table full of all kinds of desserts to chat about some unnutritious problems, but it was no problem, because they had the time to spare.

"I said, you don't have to wear a military uniform to have a party, it makes people feel unrelaxed. Si sat at the dining table and said to Guo Xiaocheng and Fujimura Fuji next to him, although they were all high-level members of the Red Police Legion at this table, but because of Chu Qing's request, they didn't get a special party room because of this, in fact, they didn't have to be dissatisfied with the lack of popularity so far, although the subordinates who came to toast from time to time made people feel a little big, nothing else happened.

"Well, we wouldn't mind if you were willing to wear your hot bikini, you said, yes. Guo Xiaocheng took the bottle full of vodka directly from the hand of the waiter, he had not touched a drop of wine for a long time during the army, and this time he had to enjoy it.

Si picked up the cigar that was half-smoked on the ashtray and knocked off the ash on it and put it back into his mouth, only to see him holding a cigarette with a disdainful look at Guo Xiaocheng and said: "Vulgar! But if I had known that I was wearing a military uniform, I would have changed my outfit in advance." As he spoke, he glanced at the crumpled blue air force uniform on his body, he had rarely been out of his office since the outbreak of war, not only did he not have time to change his clothes, but he had not even taken a shower a few times, after all, no one knew if there would be an order that could turn the battlefield around in the bath.

"Hmph, the Air Force and Army are really unreliable guys. Fujimura Fuji looked at the two of them and sneered disdainfully, then raised his ceramic wine glass, and took a sip of the sake that was still warm, looking quite leisurely.

"Damn!" Guo Xiaocheng, whose face was red because of the strength of the wine, directly slammed the wine bottle on the table, because of the alcohol, he who was originally calm and said: "I can't bear what you say, what do you call your army unreliable?, you have to tell me clearly, what is unreliable! Cut, isn't it just a victory, what's the big deal, if you want me to say that your navy is not so much an army as an honor guard, and it is really a shame to be wiped out by a school of sea fish at every turn!"

"What do you say. Fujimura Fuji slowly put it on the table, and looked at Guo Xiaocheng viciously with squinted eyes, "You're talking about the old emperor's calendar of that year, hmph, but that's right, a guy like you who is gradually weakening can also mention the glory of the past, but I tell you, the era in the future is definitely the era of the sea, you landlubbers just watch us go to glory, bastard!" Fujimura raised his head proudly as he spoke, the effect of alcohol made him lose his previous taciturnity, and at this time he was more like a beast in need of catharsis, and the slightest contradiction with his opinion would be mercilessly refuted by him.

It seems that Guo Xiaocheng hit the muzzle of the gun.

"Oh, the era of the Navy, why don't you drive an aircraft carrier into the desert when you're so powerful! What kind of war is a group of fishermen? Have you ever seen a corpse piled up higher than a person? Have you ever shot a gun? Have you ever wielded a knife? Do you know a soldier who runs to death in order to reach his target in time when there is no vehicle? You guys who only know how to sit on the bridge and press a button know what you know, if you want me to say, the navy is just a bunch of little kids who can only play video games!" Guo Xiaocheng took a sip of the spirits, and while feeling the fiery excitement in his mouth, he loudly refuted the Fuji Dao.

"Shut up, rude!" Fujimura suddenly stood up from his chair, slapped the table with both hands, and said loudly: "What do you mean we haven't seen? We've seen more cruel and bloody than you! Have you ever seen a troop carrier full of soldiers after it was sunk? No? We have seen it! Do you know the feeling of despair when the sea water pours into the cabin after being hit by the enemy? We know! Do you have that sense of pride when you crash into an enemy ship with all the soldiers of the ship after the last shell has been shot without fear of death? Do we have the sense of pride that you army on land are a bunch of complete children! What do you have to think about in the arms of Mother Earth other than how to eat and sleep? You don't have to do anything! And we, do you know how uncomfortable it is to go up and down in a storm? Do you know how uncomfortable it feels to spit out bile? You don't know anything, you don't know anything, because you're just a bunch of stinky bears who just know how to pour vodka with bottles!"

Looking at the two people who were blushing and arguing inexplicably, they laughed twice, and then threw the cigar they had smoked on the ground and said in a round and old tone: "Okay, okay, don't quarrel over this kind of indifferent thing on this happy occasion, come and raise your glass, everyone drink and have a good rest, don't be in the mood to take a vacation because of this kind of thing." ”

But who knew that Si's words did not alleviate the contradiction, he muttered too much about the effect of alcohol on a person's brain, only to see the two people who were arguing at the same time turned their faces and scolded Si unceremoniously: "Shut up! Damn the British! When will you intervene!" and Guo Xiaocheng, who was completely drunk, unceremoniously raised the empty vodka bottle and pointed at Si's nose and said: "Raise your uncle's wine glass, believe it or not, your mother won't recognize you when Lao Tzu smashes a wine bottle!" I've long seen that your air force is not pleasing to the eye, and every day you sit in the control department like an uncle, and when you are really called for fire support, either the plane is wrong or the flight is full, I fucking are strange, every time it comes to allocating funds, your air force cries poor and you share a lot, Lao Tzu's army has not finished training, and even the pioneer gunboats over there have been put into actual combat, I am really rare, where have you gone at such a powerful critical moment? It's really infuriating, it's obviously our army's affiliated troops, it's really, it's really infuriating me!"

"Yes, how can it be that a subordinate unit has become so horizontal after it became independent, and if I want to say that a guy like this can't get used to it! I will think for a while, I will simply ask the commander to cancel the establishment of the air force, and even if it is an auxiliary force, it will have no impact and save a waste of funds. What is surprising is that Fujimura and Guo Xiaocheng, who were originally arguing like a feud, had a surprisingly similar attitude towards the Air Force.

"You bastard, I order you to take back what you just said!" In the spirit of persuasion, Si heard that Guo Xiaocheng and Fujimura Fuji said so ugly, and immediately became calm, only to hear him unceremoniously replied: "We are not capable, okay, we have no ability, Fujimura, you old boy is so powerful, you will borrow our MiG fighters, Black Shadow fighters and peacekeeping fighters back, since your warships are so powerful, it is enough to have intruder planes, why don't you say that our planes are not returned?" Believe it or not, I'll go to the military court to sue you now! And Guo Xiaocheng, your army is powerful, you can take charge of it alone, okay, I now immediately demand that all mechanical tengus, strikers, double-bladed helicopters, Black Hawk helicopters, and blasting robots on the battlefield be recalled immediately in the name of the Air Force! Since your army is powerful, then you can fight it yourself, we are all cowards and waiting in the base, you will believe it triumphantly, bastard!"

"Recall is recall, do you really think that Lao Tzu can't fight without air support, right, tell you, Lao Tzu can slaughter your empty fingers even if he takes a group of engineers with pistols!"

"Oh, what a big breath, I don't know I think you are a messenger sent by Satan, can you fight, let's go, this place is narrow and can't be opened, let's call our own people out to have a good comparison, is it your damn army and navy or our air force is powerful!" Si took off his military jacket, although his idol is Churchill, but its physique is definitely at the level of Mr. Bodybuilder, just look at his appearance to know what it is: dress thin and strip to show flesh.

"Okay!" Fujimura Fuji was not ambiguous, I saw him roll up the sleeves of his clothes, then took off the saber on his waist and put it on the table and said: "Okay, don't use weapons and bare hands, whoever loses will only wear underwear tomorrow morning and parade on the main road, if there is a tie, they will all run naked, dare not!"

"Then you should wear a nice underwear, so that you can look better when you are embarrassed......"

"Hehe, it's really not necessary for the deer to die, let's take a step at a time......"

Looking at Guo Xiaocheng, who walked out with everyone in the entire hall in a menacing manner, Smith drank all the wine in the wine glass and said worriedly: "Sir, do they really don't care about that? If the street is covered with blood, it's a little difficult to clean, and if they run naked, will it ...... Increase the pressure on street management. ”

"It's okay, it's good to send someone to clean the street early, as for the pressure on the street...... I'll send someone to control the vehicle in advance, and it should be much better if there is no vehicle, so let's do it, Weiyan, drink. Chu Qing couldn't help but smile, and then raised his wine glass and said to Wei Yan, who was wearing a rather sexy maid outfit.

"Sir, is there really no problem? let the lords under your hands be naked, naked...... Running naked, will it affect the image of the country? Wei Yan poured half a drink for Chu Qing and said with some concern, in her past aristocratic concept, running naked was a big thing that would be engraved on the family's pillar of shame, and even the most merciful king and head of the family would never allow this kind of thing to happen.

"He loves to run naked, that's their thing, I'm their boss at work, I'm their friend in life, and this is obviously a private issue, so I have no right to interfere, by the way, Smith, when the time comes, notify the people on the TV station to give me a 360-degree shooting without dead ends and then broadcast it live, and finally edit it into a 40-minute documentary divided into three episodes, and then distribute it to everyone as a teaching material in a class, and tell them the dangers of drinking through real cases, understand?"

"Yes, guaranteed to get the job done. ”

"Well, I don't have any work on my schedule, if I don't have a good vacation, I haven't seen the sea in this world for so long, and I don't want to waste every piece of land I occupy. Saying that, Chu Qing stretched his waist, and he didn't know if bikinis were popularized in this world, if so......

"Sir, there's one last piece of work on your agenda. Number One holds a tablet in one hand and a cake fork in the other, unlike others, her plate is full of all kinds of cakes, and the sweet smell makes people feel full just by smelling it.

"What?"

"Tomorrow is the day of the accession to the throne of the princess of the Duchy of Araka, Mont Alice, and they want you to make a visit. ”

"Huh?"

(Day 2)

(Fujimura Fujimura: So...... ）

(S: Who won last night?)

(Guo Xiaocheng: It should be a tie.) ）

(S: I don't remember, damn it! Damn, my teeth, who knocked my teeth out!)

(Guo Xiaocheng: Hahahahaha, look at your decay, I really wish I did it, but if I do it again, I will definitely choose my front teeth!)

(Si: You bastard, I'll have to wait for you to have one less front tooth!)

(Fujimura Fujimura: Let's not talk about that!Who knows where we're here?Where did our clothes go?What's going on with these damn journalists!Bastard, get your cameras out of the way, who told you to shoot them!Get out, don't you see we're left with our underwear?Get out of here!)

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