Who didn't have a black history when they were young?

This aunt was once urinated on by Anjou, and the dried sweet potatoes dried by the mother-in-law were touched by Anjou for half of the door panel, and those who were smashed by slingshots to break windows, dig loaches and dig up ridges, pick grapes and trample on broken tiles, practice swordsmanship and cut chickens to death......

When I was a child, as a representative of bear children, Anjou's black history was simply countless, and it was not until I realized that I was a girl after school and decided to be the most beautiful little princess, and the black history decreased year by year. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Anjou was in the living room to do beauty for the aunts and aunts who had been harmed by her, these people lined up by themselves, and called friends to join them, Anjou said that the internal strength was not enough, and at most five people were massaged to activate the aging skin cells, and everyone stopped.

An's mother was anxious when she heard this, and hurriedly went to the iron gate in the yard, so as not to let anyone come in, and said "I have to leave a place for her aunt", there were four people present, if it wasn't for the fear that I wouldn't be able to find a partner when playing cards in the future, I really wanted to kick them all out and leave the quota to my relatives.

Father An opened the oversized box and took out a storage cabinet plastic bag from it, a large storage cabinet of one meter and a half long sprinkled with crushed ice, which contained large pieces of sea fish, as well as sea crabs and lobsters, the models are larger than freshwater shrimp and crabs, a box can only hold a few, in addition to fish, shrimp and crabs, most of the others are dry goods, shellfish, sea cucumbers, abalone and so on.

There are too many things, the refrigerator at home can't fit at all, fortunately it's winter, the temperature is low, things are not so easy to spoil, fresh relatives and friends send a little, dry goods carefully collected, next year can still eat.

Mother Ann had a bright smile on her face, but her mouth was nagging: "If you buy so much, the postage will have to be hundreds, and you can't ......spend it indiscriminately if you have money."

"When the child buys something to eat, you don't say a few words, beware of the child's heart. Father An reminded in a whisper, slandering in his heart: Obviously, every time he receives a package, he has to go to the village to show off, and he also plays the circle of friends in a fashionable way, and the photos keep posting, but there is no good word in his mouth.

Father Ann turned his head to the utility room, ready to turn out the largest steamer in the house, clean it, and steam big crabs and lobsters at noon, and the seafood must be fresh.

As soon as he entered the utility room, Father An was stunned, and couldn't help but exit the door, take a closer look around, confirm that this was his home, and then walk in again.

"Practicing martial arts really exercises people, shouldn't you have slept all night yesterday on the winter solstice to do hygiene?!"

Father Ann muttered to himself, in fact, his children are not around, the two old people are only in their fifties, and they have no work, they grow vegetables and fish at home, they have a lot of free time, and the home must be tidy, but the utility room is at most cleaned and mopped every day, and the dust will only be wiped once a year and a half.

Obviously, this year's dusting activity has not yet been carried out, and the utility room has become spotless, and things are neatly arranged, leaving a passage for picking things, and even the cobwebs on the corners of the roof have been cleaned up.

"Ahh

As soon as Father An found the steamer, he heard a scream and rushed out with the pot.

"Did you see the snake again?"

"Where did the snake come from in winter?" Mother Ann said angrily, holding a black plastic bag, her hands were still shaking, and there were a bunch of pearls in the bag that were the largest and smallest that were the size of a soybean, and the colors were white, pink, black, and gold: "Winter solstice, these are all artificial pearls, right?"

"It should be natural. Anjou replied casually that she didn't have time to pick up pearls, she saw them in the safe of the welfare home, and thought that her mother should like them, so she didn't tell them.

The old mother's eyebrows fluttered, showing off to her old friends: "This child doesn't know how to live, natural pearls are expensive, a waste of money, how can he not use a better bag to carry it, and dare to go through the logistics ......"

Anjou looked up at the ceiling, his hand still rubbing his face: "My friend helped with the consignment, I can't lose it." ”

By the time Anjou gave the four aunts and aunts a beauty last night, Anjou's mother had counted the pearls twice, and then sorted the pearls by color and size with her old friends, Anjou pretended to be tired and ran upstairs to rest.

Father An turned around and loaded a large bowl of rice, a pot of stewed snow ginseng black chicken, and a few plates of fermented bean curd, spicy radish, and pickled cucumbers and sent them upstairs: "Your mother is full when she has a pearl belly, and you eat first on the winter solstice." ”

Anru knew at a glance that her parents had given her all the good dishes, and she didn't keep them for herself: "Dad, you bring the whole chicken, what do you eat with your mother?"

Father An said with a smile: "There are still vegetables, we are old, we can't eat too well, I'm afraid of the three highs." ”

"Your current health is definitely better than that of the young people who are practicing martial arts. Anjou rolled her eyes, sandwiched a few pieces of chicken, and asked Father An to bring the purple casserole down.

"No, no, it's specially made for you to eat, snow ginseng is a big supplement, and the people who practice martial arts have eaten it well, and we will eat big crabs and lobsters later, which is bigger than what your sister-in-law ordered in the capital last year." Father An turned around and went out, and when he closed the door, he turned around and said, "Wait a minute, there must be many people coming from the house, so don't go downstairs, lest they take you as a monkey show, it's best to lock the door." ”

Sure enough, it's still the best dad.

Anjou obediently locked the door, killed all the meals, practiced flying in a small space in the room, then took out the collected puppet wood, restored it to a puppet puppet, took the hair of his father and mother and integrated it into the puppet, and then put it in the Yin Stone to activate, and set the control command - to protect the owner of the hair.

As for the means of protection, the invisible forces are chosen, and in the event of the danger of force majeure, it is allowed to enter the combat form.

Anjou chose two puppet puppets to shrink to five centimeters high, hung them with red ropes, which looked like keychains, and chose six to shrink to one foot and two feet, and put a few upstairs and downstairs, worried that the gloomy wood would be recognized by people who knew the goods and caused trouble, and also brushed a layer of plastic shell on the surface of the puppet to camouflage.

Eight puppets were used, and there were still a lot of them left in his hand, Anjou left twenty of them, compressed them into wood to continue collecting, and the rest was decided to be used to modify the 'male god', the gloomy wood produced in the puppet secret realm was harder than steel.

Move the bicycle placed in the hall downstairs to the room, find a three-purpose motorcycle on the Internet, and do not need the structure inside, probably refer to the shape, make an outline with gloomy wood, and then use the metal map of the bicycle to modify the details and colors, it looks decent, but compared with the picture, the model is smaller, more exquisite, and it is for women at a glance.

The 'male god' has changed sexually.

Anjou circled around the new car a few times, straddled it, grabbed the safety bar stretched out from the front and back and buckled it to his waist, turned the handle, and the people and the car became one, and the wheels gradually left the ground, turning in a small circle in the room.

"It's okay, the spiritual power consumption is small, and when you get used to it, the integration of people and vehicles will be more perfect, and the spiritual power consumption can be reduced...... Although there is no sound from the engine, the noise of the personal aircraft is notoriously small, and it can be fooled by attaching a jet device. ”

Anjou landed, unlocked the safety lock, and installed the jet in the jet canister behind the car.

The car is ready, only the flight license plate is needed.