Whether it's a mule or a horse, you have to pull it out for a walk, it's impossible to convince people just by playing tricks, and the key point of the problem now is actually what the ratings of the Happy Boys Final are in the end. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Fortunately, it didn't make everyone wait long, and the next day, the ratings were finally released, and the major media reported it at the first time, 21.6%, when this bright and eye-catching number appeared in front of people's eyes, for a while, the entire cyberspace was boiling!

"Hahahahaha! It's not that the time has not come, the end of the sunspots is coming!"

"Defeat the sunspots, defend Jiangli, everyone who leaves the grass, it's time to pick up your keyboards and beat those sunspots and water dogs!"

"I guess Kuroko will quibble, but a 0.4% increase, what's there to be proud of, it's the afterglow of the sunset, back to the light (manual funny). ”

"Oops, in fact, all this record is fake, whether it's 21.2% of happy girls, or 21.6% of happy boys, it's basically a collusion between Ah Li and the company that released the ratings (*^__^*) hehe...... Don't be afraid, sunspots, put up your cheeky skin and make body armor. ”

"Do they have the cheekiness? I don't think they need to be faced←-←. ”

"No matter what others say, anyway, history will remember this day, Jiang Li once again created a new ratings myth, applauding and scattering flowers! This is really the best news I heard today! I want to cycle my dream a hundred times!"

In the boiling discussion on the Internet, there is one place that is even more lively, that is, the post posted by Xiangcheng reporter Baldeman, saying that if Jiang Li can make a happy male voice break the record of a happy female voice, I will eat live, after Jiang Li instructed Ai Wenjing to launch a fan support club to top the post, it has been hanging on the home page of the forum, and at this time, it was naturally dragged out of the whip corpse for the first time, oh no, it should be whip.

"Are you still alive, Mr. Baldman, your mother told you to go home and eat shit!"

"Eat quickly, there are a lot of them here, you're welcome, don't worry, we'll have one bubble for each person, it's definitely enough for you to eat!"

"Vomit...... Don't talk about it, I want to vomit, I just ate!"

"It's okay, Mr. Baldman eats the vomit. ”

"You guys are too heavy, no, I'm withdrawing, please help me tell Mr. Baldeman, I really can't watch him live and eat, he's so disgusting, get out of Xiangcheng!"

And Mr. Baldeman, who was at the center of the whirlpool of events, was watching this post update at a very fast speed in his apartment in Xiangcheng at this time, his face was pale, he was counting on making a big news, and when it came true, he could step on Jiang Li to the pinnacle of his life and win a loud reputation, and now the reputation is there, but it is evil, full of the smell of the he just pulled today, as soon as he thought of this, he couldn't help but want to vomit, his intestines were repentant, convulsions for a while, no, he had to go to the toilet again, he gritted his teeth, and now, he could only be silent, the world evaporated, and he didn't show up, and when it was time for people to forget about it, he moved the mouse, ready to delete this topic post he posted, in just a few days, there were nearly a million hits, how nice it would be if the report he wrote was so popular!

I clicked on the delete option, but a dialog box popped up: Sorry, your post has been locked and cannot be deleted, if you have any questions, please contact us.

Baldeman instantly felt his scalp explode, and his whole person was not good, did he have to keep showing his foreign appearance in front of the people of the whole country? Ahhhhh

A loud stinky fart made him realize that the top priority was to go to the toilet now, but at this moment, the mobile phone rang rapidly, like a spell, Bordeman forcibly restrained the urge to, picked up the phone, the caller ID was the editor-in-chief, and he suddenly had a sense of foreboding.

connected, Bordeman said in a trembling voice: "Editor-in-chief, hello, hello, may I ask ......"

"You've been fired, that's it, our newspaper has nothing to do with you now, remember, it doesn't!" roared the editor-in-chief, deafening Baldeman's ears as soon as he said nothing.

Baldeman hurriedly dialed back, and he wanted to make one last effort, only to hear a cold system tone from the other side: "Sorry, the phone you dialed is off......"

It's over, it's completely over, will he still be able to mingle in the media world in the future? Baldeman stood in a daze, his phone slamming to the ground, shattering the screen, and a smell of urine and wafting out of his crotch.

At this moment, Jiang Li, the "culprit" of this incident, was comfortably enjoying the embrace of the beauty, he patted Tang Shishi's back and smiled: "Don't be like this, let people see how bad it is, and think you want to make a promise." ”

"Who made a promise by yourself! You made that Baldeman's post so disgusting that I can't eat, compensate me for me!" Tang Shishi pushed Jiang Li away and said viciously.

"Yes, yes, accompany you, accompany you, if you want to add a deadline, is it enough for a lifetime?" Jiang Li hooked a playful arc at the corner of his mouth, and he found that his recent flirtation skills had become more and more perfect.

"Bastard! Big fool, I'll kill you!" Tang Shishi was so ashamed that she slapped her small fist on Jiang Li's chest.

Jiang Li nodded with satisfaction, well, it seems that Tang Shishi's massage skills are becoming more and more superb, and he doesn't have to go to any bathing club for big health care, while he also said: "Then why did Bordeman make a big news to find by himself, you can't blame me." ”

"You still say that you still say!" "Vomit ......" Tang Shishi covered her mouth and bent down.

Belch...... It can't be true, since this is the case, Jiang Li cleared his throat, squatted down, touched Tang Shishi's black hair, and said gently and seriously: "Shishi, I think we should go to the hospital for a check-up, and see if it's been a few months." ”

"Ah-" exclaimed, Tang Shishi was so angry that she directly pushed Jiang Li to the ground, the saliva dripping from the corner of her lips fell on his mouth, she suddenly didn't want to vomit, but another desire rose in her heart, so she involuntarily sank down, Jiang Li realized something, but she didn't resist, she just felt that her body was hollowed out, sour and weak, and she could only let this female hooligan do whatever she wanted, it wasn't my fault.

The lips of the two were getting closer and closer, until Shu Yutong pushed the door in.

Big eyes and small eyes, two tears in their eyes.

Tang Shishi suddenly threw herself into Shu Yutong's arms, pointed at Jiang Li and cried: "Silly Li bullied me!"

"When Yutong is blind, a liar!" Jiang Li got up and couldn't help muttering.

Shu Yutong was noncommittal, rubbed Tang Shishi's hair, wiped away the tears from her performance, and quietly changed the topic: "Away, this time is really dangerous, only 0.4 percentage points ahead, fortunately it succeeded." ”

"I'm worried about you, Yutong. Jiang Li straightened out his slightly messy clothes and said softly as if he was fine.

"And me!" Tang Shishi's eyes were red.

"Yes, with you here, I have nothing to fear. Jiang Li smiled slightly, and the embarrassment of "catching rape" naturally dissipated.