Chapter 617: Ding Li, the God of Bad Luck (1)
"What are you waiting for? ”
"Yes, yes, yes. ”
After saying these words, several girls rushed over screaming.
Ding Li sweated, and then looked down at his outfit, slippers, pajamas, pajamas, this Nima can see people, so he subconsciously walked forward quickly.
He wanted to hide.
As everyone knows, Ding Li is hiding, and those girls are chasing them.
Ding Li entered the alley.
They also went into the alley.
Ding Li walked again.
The girls also walked again.
And so.
A cat-and-mouse scene played out on the streets of Dongshen City, a large country in the United States.
Fans are cats.
Ding Li is a mouse.
On the way to dodge, Ding Li patronized and paid attention to the situation around him, and patronized and paid attention to the people around him, so he didn't think much about his feet.
Suddenly, there was no space under my feet.
Ding Li shouted loudly, and the people who were watching were still gone!
The girls who followed closely behind were all dumbfounded!
Ding Lina?
Where did he go?
Why is it that the front foot is still in front of them, and the back foot is gone?
"Where's Teacher Ding?"
"What about people, why did they suddenly disappear?"
"Why is it gone? Are we chasing the wrong direction? Got off the road with Teacher Ding?"
"No way, I followed him closely, and watched him come from the front. ”
"Teacher Ding disappeared suddenly? Wow, Teacher Ding has a special function! This is big news, I'll send a circle of friends to tell them about it. ”
A few girls were so excited that they screamed one by one, and praised Ding Li while shouting.
It's not.
They all took out their mobile phones and busily posted on Moments, bluntly saying that Ding Li had special functions, and suddenly disappeared mysteriously in front of them.
When the girls praised Ding Li, they didn't know that under a well more than three meters away from them, Ding Li was already dazed, he covered his leg with his hand, and yelled at the mouth of the well four or five meters high, "People above, stop pretending! Hurry up and call the police! Let them come and save me." ”
on the ground.
The girls who were chasing Ding Li just now.
Huh.
Then he turned his head to look, and found that there was still no figure of Ding Li, and immediately said, "Is it Teacher Ding's voice just now?"
"Hmm. ”
"Where is he? Why can't you see his people just by hearing the voice? ”
"It seems that Mr. Ding really has special functions, isn't this all starting to play invisible?"
"Teacher Ding is Teacher Ding, he can play, isn't he worried about being arrested by the relevant departments to study?"
The girls' words clearly drilled into Ding Li's ears.
Let's be honest.
Ding Li is crazy!
I was mad at the words of a few girls.
Your sister.
Lao Tzu is an invisible fart!
You can't just look a little further and see if there's anyone in the well.
No way.
Ding Li, who is at the bottom of the well, can also take care of his own face at this time, so let's do whatever you love, save yourself first.
Thereupon.
He clasped his hands together and shouted at the mouth of the well, "What are you looking at? Don't look around, I've fallen into the well." Hurry up and call the police and let the police come and save me. ”
"Oh, Mr. Ding didn't know how to have special functions, but fell into the well. ”
"I thought that Mr. Ding would have a special function, and he fell into the well after a long time, and later, I will send a circle of friends first, telling people that Ding Li fell into the well. ”
Immediately afterwards, the sound of them taking pictures and posting them to Moments sounded.
Well low.
Ding Li was about to cry.
Your sister.
Can't you save me in the circle of friends?
Besides, who the hell let you post on Moments? It's not that I want my life, why did I hide out, it wasn't for my own image, but I was so evaded, and I was exposed by you.
Oh, my God.
I fainted.
Really dizzy.
After a few girls finished posting on Moments, they looked for it, and after a while, Ding Li saw a girl lying at the mouth of the well, so he shouted, "Don't look at it, save people." ”
A few girls panicked instantly!
One of the fat girls had the loudest voice, and she jumped up with a snort, "Help, help! Help! Someone is coming! Ding Li, the director of Dongshen TV, accidentally fell into the well! Come and see." ”
Ding Li, who was at the bottom of the well, almost spurted blood when he heard this!
Your sister.
Call people, just call people.
But you can't shout that.
Do you really want to see my jokes?
Who the hell N let you introduce in such detail.
A moment later.
Many people were shocked.
Countless well-wishers surrounded him.
Everyone chatted hotly.
"Excuse me, who fell into the well?"
"Ding Li!"
"Ah, Ding Li fell into the well, how could he fall into the well?"
"Who knows. ”
"Hey, it's really Mr. Ding Li, this thing is too rare, hurry up and call and let the news unit come for an interview. ”
Listening to Ding Li, who shouted in this voice, one soul of qi ascended to heaven, and the second soul went out of the body.
Your uncle's.
Lao Tzu fell into the well, and he has a hairy relationship with you? Isn't he sincere in asking the news media to come?
A minute later.
The fire truck for the rescue came.
He was accompanied by more than a dozen news outlets who came to cover the news.
Taking advantage of the gap between the firefighters to carry out the rescue work, more than a dozen news media who rushed to the scene began live interviews.
"Audience friends, good evening, my current location is a rescue scene, as for the object rescued by the fire fighters, it is Ding Li, who is more familiar to all of us, speaking of Ding Li, I think everyone knows, international directors, famous producers, and internationally renowned stars, please follow our lens to see what Ding Li who fell into the well looks like. ”
"Audience friends, good evening, I am the host of the entertainment show Xiaoluote, the location behind me is a rescue scene, the international director, the famous producer, and the internationally renowned star Ding Li fell into the well for some reason, as for the reason why he fell into the well, we still don't know, but there must be some ulterior insider. ”
"Each of us has accidentally fallen into the well, but the big star fell into the well, have you ever seen it? I think you must not have seen it, but such a thing happened, the internationally renowned director, Ding Li, the major shareholder of Dongshen TV, suddenly fell into the well tonight, and the firefighters are currently nervously rescuing. ”
"If a big star falls into a well, you must ...... about it. ”
Five minutes later.
Ding Li, who fell into the well, was finally rescued by the fire fighters.
When he was rescued, the footage of the news media interviewed on the scene was brushed to Ding Li's body.
Ding Li's embarrassed appearance.
It was immediately seen by the audience of the big country in the United States.
Look at the sparkling lights.
Ding Li really wanted to find a crack in the ground and get in.
Your sister.
It's a shame.