The actor would say this, in fact, it is understandable, as an actor and an artist! He must have such a brain hole in order to interpret those garbage scripts without any logic, it is normal for Bai Er to believe that his brain is much weaker than ordinary people. It's a little strange that Pang Zuodao will be bluffed, probably because he has been with Zhang Dadao and them for a long time recently, and he is a little close to Zhu Zhechi.

There are few normal people under Zhang Dadao, Xu Yi is different, there is no problem with his brain, the real estate certificate is haunted, how to think wrong! If the real estate certificate can be haunted, the housing authority will not become a Yama Palace. Xu Yi hesitated, and then said: "That, master, this is too unreliable! The real estate certificate is such a thick thing, how can it be haunted! Besides, the real estate certificate has taken my father to his hometown in the northeast, and it can't be haunted by me, right?"

Zhang Dadao nodded and said: "Yes, did I say that the real estate certificate is haunted? I just asked! Listen to what you mean, the real estate certificate has already been done, right? It's still your name!"

Xu Yi nodded and said, "Yes, yes." The house I live in, of course, is my name written on it, is there anything wrong?"

"Smack!" Zhang Dadao clapped his hands and said, "This is the problem! Your house is very angry, you have applied for the real estate certificate, and that house is yours!

"Poof~" The actor didn't hold back, laughed out loud, Zhang Dadao turned his head and squinted, looked at him with a dangerous look and said, "What?

"That, Director Zhang, just write a name in the notebook. The magnetic field can affect it? Your plot is unreasonable, and you will definitely have to call back and change it when it is reviewed!" The actor discussed the script with Zhang Dadao with a serious face.

Zhang Dadao rolled his eyes. Stretched out his hand to push his face away, and said to Xu Yi, who was stunned: "Names can affect life." This real estate certificate is very important! Once you have the real estate certificate, you have a secret connection with the house itself, saying that the magnetic field is easy for you to understand! What is the specific thing is not easy to explain, understand?"

Xu Yi nodded hurriedly and pondered: "It's the Buddha who said: Don't say it." The Tao said: Do not know the way. That's what you mean, right?" Xu Yi was a little cautiously tentative.

Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, then clapped his hands and said: "That's right! Look at it! I've been learning from Poor Dao for so long, and I'm not even as good as a customer! Read more, read more newspapers, eat less snacks, and sleep more." How can I teach you, it's the era of the information explosion, and you are still so ignorant!"

Pang Zuodao secretly turned on his mobile phone and did a live broadcast to Zhang Dadao and them. He whispered in his mouth: "Ladies and gentlemen, I think I'm too late, you look at the other two, they are all bad learners! It's the era of the information explosion, and you can teach people to be fools, how big is this......" Pang Zuodao This live broadcast has just started, and there are not too many people coming, but the growth rate is quite gratifying. The last time I watched Feng Shui live, the sensational effect it caused seems to be still there.

Xu Yi hurriedly said a few words modestly. "That, master, what do you mean by this?"

"Huh?" Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, and then thought about what he meant seriously, and then said seriously: "Hmm." It's not interesting, it's just idle and chatting with you. ”

"Huh?" Xu Yi was stupid now, and he also said secretly in his heart: [Master, you don't play cards according to common sense!] He saw Zhang Dadao explain so much to him. I didn't expect this to be the result, no. None of this is a result!

Xu Yi was entangled for a while, and Pang Zuodao also covered his mouth and snickered. Actively interact with water friends, and complain about all kinds of complaints. Zhang Dadao's answer was too sharp, and if he answered immediately at that time, it would just seem to be deliberately correct. But he thought about it very seriously before answering seriously, the kind of extremely sincere temperament that fools you is so absurd and ridiculous. The extreme sense of flipping and drama made the actor's eyes light up, and he quickly took out a small notebook and recorded it.

Xu Yi was also entangled for a while, whether this master was playing with him or was he serious, and after struggling for a while, he finally decided to bypass this stubble, and said: "That, master, look, I have such trouble here! When will you have time to take a look? I have made an appointment, you said that it will be on the weekend." ”

"Oh, what did I say? That's okay, it's just the weekend! What day is it today?" Zhang Dadao asked the white second fool.

Bai Er's fool is also a strange person, he didn't listen to what Zhang Dadao said just now, and he didn't know where he went. At this time, he suddenly heard Zhang Dadao talking to him, and blurted out in a trembling voice: "What kind of porridge? The porridge is not full, and the white porridge has no taste, otherwise let's come to the meat porridge and serve it with big steamed buns! I'll call Lao Niu!"

"Steamed buns, a fart!" Zhang Dadao's face turned red angrily, and he glared at Bai Er's fool and said, "I asked you what day of the week is today!"

Pang Zuodao complained over there: "You see, right? This is the characteristic of people who usually don't work and don't listen to people who eat and wait for death, and they don't even know the day of the week! Believe it or not, he doesn't know when he idly asks him what number he is." If I hadn't asked him for electricity bills every month, he would have forgotten how many months he had, and this uncle judged the time entirely by feeling. ”

Bai Er's fool eased up now, nodded and said, "This? Heavenly Master, if it rains tomorrow, won't we have to go to work?"

"Do your job!Hurry up and carve out that set of Zhong Kui vs. Ultraman for Poor Dao!" Zhang Dadao rolled his eyes and gave Bai Er a foolish look.

Then Zhang Dadao turned his head to look at Xu Yi and said, "Look, you came here today! It's Sunday, it's the weekend, oh, it's the weekend, why didn't you come yesterday!" Zhang Dadao had a look on his face that was all your fault.

Xu Yi had never felt so wronged as he did now, and said with a wry smile: "I want to come! Didn't you have something to do yesterday!"

Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that there seemed to be something wrong yesterday. He laughed twice and said, "By the way, then why didn't you come the day before yesterday! Today is Sunday, and according to Western calculations, today is only the first day of the week!"

Xu Yi's face was ridiculous, but he couldn't refute Zhang Dadao, so he could only smile bitterly: "Then master, what do you say?"

Zhang Dadao pondered for a moment, waved his hand, and said: "It's okay, you can go back first! Poor Dao will go where you are free, of course, you have to wait for the weather to be good! Xiao Pang, check if there is any cold air southward in Siberia recently!"

Pang Zuodao didn't pay attention to Zhang Dadao's indiscriminate method of changing the topic at all, and explained the cause and effect to the sailors by himself. Xu Yi looked outside, it was already raining sleet, and he turned his head decisively and said, "Master, how can I go about this situation! You will take me in for a day today, right? I will pay for the meal and the accommodation!"

Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, and said secretly in his heart: [Eh, poor Dao is going to open up a new business......!

PS: It's snowing here today, and the takeaway is white. Quacks, please eat mutton stove, it's really open!