095 Villain Celestial Master
What a big surprise would it be if Xu Lang and Gao Bo knew that Lao Zhou's power of attorney needed to be signed by both of them?
Zhou Xing crossed his arms and watched the play on the side. Wang Bao couldn't stand the great contempt that Zhou Xing brought him, so he quietly climbed on the scaffold, used the scaffold as a footpad, jumped up, and fell from the sky with a split-leg kill.
Zhou Xing was watching Xu Lang and Gao Bo tear up, and suddenly heard the wind above his head. He was alert and put his hands on the up, only to feel that his mouth was numb, and his hands seemed to have been hit by an iron rod, and he almost couldn't support them.
Nima, I didn't say it, I was attacked by Wang Bao, a slut! Zhou Xing pushed hard, and Wang Bao fell two meters away. Wang Bao was stunned, why was his tried and tested trick blocked by Zhou Xing?
"Sneak attack, huh?" Zhou Xing rubbed his reddened arm and smiled at him. I wanted to show mercy to my subordinates, but I didn't expect you to find a way to die. Zhou Xing stretched out his fists and pounced on Wang Bao.
After three or two moves, Wang Bao was beaten again, his nose was blue, his face was swollen, and his eyes were swollen, and even his mother couldn't recognize it. While carrying the beating, Wang Bao shouted to Xu Lang, who was tearing up, "Take pictures, help me take pictures!"
Shoot your sister! Zhou Xing was a little speechless. Looks like this kid is pretty tough to beat. Zhou Xing smashed two more punches into his face, causing a salty smell to appear in his mouth.
Phew, Wang Bao spat out a mouthful of blood and cowered and hid in the corner of the scaffolding. "Do you still dare to sneak attack?" asked Zhou Xing as he approached. Wang Bao used the soles of his feet hard, jumped up again, and smashed Zhou Xing's shoulder with a move.
It's a pity that there is no jump to help, and his move is not lethal. Zhou Xing pushed his leg away and kicked him in the chest, kicking him away, smashing it on the scaffolding, and then falling hard.
At this time, Xu Lang couldn't bear to see Wang Bao being beaten again, so he let go of the box in his hand and let Gao Bo take it. "Thai... Country... Transmit... Qi!" he shouted, and sprinted in front of Wang Bao, about to be a human cushion for him. Wang Bao also got up from the ground, tacitly preparing to use his leg to kill again.
Zhou Xing didn't check the guess, and he reacted from hearing Xu Lang's shout. The two sluts are going to make a combo trick. As soon as he turned around, he kicked Xu Lang in the chest who rushed over, knocking him to the sand a few meters away. When Wang Bao saw Xu Lang being kicked down, his momentum suddenly slowed down, and he retracted into the corner.
Xu Lang struggled to get up, his face covered with dust. He coughed loudly a few times, and was about to rush towards Wang Bao again. Zhou Xing kicked him sideways again, kicking him on his back and smashing him on the sand.
Wang Bao's eyes were red, and Zhou Xing concocted it in the same way. At once there were two people lying on the ground, unable to move for a while. Although Zhou Xing deliberately avoided the vital point, these two blows still made them die of pain.
Gao Bo had already obtained Zhou Yang's handwritten letter, and his face was expressionless after reading it. Whether to sell to the French or develop in the long run, Lao Zhou let the two of them decide together. He helped Xu Lang up, "Lao Zhou already knew that we would pinch, and this agreement needs to be signed by the two of us before it will take effect, but it's simple, let's make a condition!"
Xu Lang felt that Gao Bo and himself were ridiculous. The two tried their best, thinking that whoever arrived first would win, but they didn't expect this to be the result now. He's not in a hurry either. picked up Wang Bao, who was lying on the ground and groaning, and picked up the travel diary for him.
Gao Bo was a little puzzled, he chased Xu Lang's ass and persuaded, "Xu Lang, you can do it with me! I have negotiated with the French!" Xu Lang ignored him and continued to pick up the diary for Wang Bao.
"How's Twenty-Eight?" Gao Bo offered. Xu Lang was still indifferent. "Three-seven, four-six, five-five?" Gao Bo saw that he kept picking up the diary, and he was attentive to help him pick it up. It's a pity that Xu Lang is still a bird, and he is not a bird.
Gao Bo almost went crazy. After a while, he forcibly calmed down, "Then I can do it with you, right? Hey, what the hell do you want?"
Xu Lang snatched the power of attorney from Gao Bo's hand and looked at it thoughtfully. "Be careful, he tore up the power of attorney!" Zhou Xing reminded beside him. As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Lang tore up the power of attorney.
Scraps of paper slipped from his fingertips. Gao Bo didn't have time to stop it, and his heart was cold. "This time I chose to give up. Xu Lang said calmly to Gao Bo. "I'm really fine with your wife!" After Xu Lang finished speaking, he pulled Wang Bao, who had a blue nose and swollen face, and turned around and left.
"Do you need me to stop them?" Zhou Xing asked aloud. "No!" Gao Bo said for a long time. His expression was a little depressed, and he didn't know where to find a bottle of oil bully, and stuffed it into Zhou Xing's hand, "This is the oil bully you want, sorry, the formula can't be given to you!"
"I'll help you make them, give me the formula!" Zhou Xing said tentatively. If Gao Bo agreed, he would rack his brains to let Xu Lang and the others fake their deaths once. Gao Bo glanced at Zhou Xing deeply and shook his head silently.
"Thank you!" Seeing that it was hopeless to get the formula, Zhou Xing unceremoniously took the oil bully. Originally, if Gao Bo told him the formula, it would not be difficult for him to solve the mystery of Gao Bo being green in a good mood, but now... Forget it.
There is no formula, which means that he has to form a team of scientists to reverse the crack. With the power of science and technology in the real world, I don't know if we can succeed? Zhou Xing returned to the real world sullenly.
opened the page of "Comedy Collection", and there were several more lines on the page of "People Are Embarrassmented in Thailand".
[The comedian gets the most important plot item, the oil bully, and the movie is finished.] The next comedy, Let the Bullets Fly, is about to take place. You succeed in dividing the relationship between the main plot characters and teaching the main character a lesson. You have become synonymous with villains and celestial masters in their hearts. The only highlight of your performance was the beating of the Muay Thai master, giving them a glimpse of the power of Chinese martial arts. ]
[Comedy Star Performing Arts Guild Rating: Villain Heavenly Master.] You've managed to advance to the ranks of fifth-rate actors, and you're still an independent actor. No brokerage firm has made an offer to you. An independent fifth-rate actor like you is like ape dung in the primeval forest, if you are lucky enough to be stepped on by your agent, you will be lucky for three lives!
Zhou Xing rolled his eyes, this Raushzi Acting Guild didn't have a good word. He is most concerned about what prizes there will be this time.
[The Comedy Star Entertainers will give you a gift, will you accept it?]
Accept! Zhou Xing said silently.
[Please choose one of the following gifts: A, Gao Bo's cervical spondylosis, B, Xu Lang's chemical knowledge, C, Wang Bao's scallion pancake recipe, D, two big-breasted stunning shemales, E, Muay Thai cheats (advanced)]
The reward this time is really good! Cervical spondylosis was ruled out by Zhou Xing without hesitation, neuropathy, who would take cervical spondylosis as a reward? The two shemales were also excluded by Zhou Xing, and when they thought of the combination of the fierce and huge hanging, Zhou Xing tightened his chrysanthemum. This combination is too terrifying for Nima.
"How do you know if you don't try it? Many men think they are not good at this mouthful, but they go to Thailand and fall in love with this mouthful. This thing is just like Thai durian, it smells bad, and there are more people who love to eat it. "The system is bothered.
"Get out, Lao Tzu is a straight man, he will never fall in love with this mouthful!" Zhou Xing instructed the system how far away to die.
Zhou Xing excluded C again. Wang Bao's scallion pancake recipe is really good, but unfortunately it doesn't work. The secret of his delicious scallion pancakes is that he must make them himself, and there is no possibility of chain operation.
Whether it is Muay Thai cheats (advanced) or Xu Lang's chemical knowledge, Zhou Xing has a difficult choice for a while. Feeling out the oil bully in the pocket of his clothes, Zhou Xing finally chose Xu Lang's chemical knowledge.
A golden light flashed, and Zhou Xing felt that he had more knowledge in his mind that did not belong to him. It turns out that this is what oil tyrants are all about!
Now you can finally pretend to be a citizen scientist!