"All departments prepare, ACTION!"

The director twisted his neck and ordered the camera to be turned on. As soon as his words fell, the cuckoo played by Mok Wenwei fell handsomely from the sky. I saw her wearing a black windbreaker, holding two guns, and she was heroic.

The cuckoo is very violent, and when she sees a group of dragons, she shoots without nonsense. Yin Tianqiu won the jackpot, and the first shot hit the priest he played, and he fell to the ground in ignorance.

Immediately, Zhou Xing felt a shock to his body, a pain in his face, and he was also shot.

This Nima, the crew actually used rubber bullets! Zhou Xing's shot was hit in the face, and his mouth was crooked and his eyes were slanted in pain.

Fortunately, the place where he "died" was blocked by the table and chair, but it was not swept by the camera. Next, Cuckoo turned on the invincible plug-in cheat mode, and slaughtered the people in the church with a pair of guns + endless bullets.

Zhou Xing heard the lively fight outside, and knew that the play was not over yet, so he could only lie down and pretend to be dead in boredom.

At this time, the filming techniques and storylines of Hong Kong Island movies were very old-fashioned and exaggerated. Take this scene as an example, in a small church, under the guns of twenty or thirty gunmen, Cuckoo easily killed supergods, and was unharmed. Can you believe it?

Not to mention her endless bullet mode pistol, which is even more awesome. Nonsense, the church is not an arsenal, bazooka and assault rifles are piled up, what is the matter?

Zhou Xing can find more than a dozen slots casually. Such a movie is placed in the later generations of aesthetic fatigue, and there is only one way to hit the street.

Not to mention box office hits, whether or not the cost can be recovered is a question. But it is not yet the millennium, and the market for Hong Kong films is very hot.

Xing Ye's movies are known for being nonsensical, and no matter how absurd and uninhibited they are, it is normal.

After Du Juan slaughtered all the cannon fodder in the church, he handsomely looked at the world and gave the director a close-up. At this time, Yin Tianqiu moved. Zhou Xing watched as the cargo got up from the ground and pretended to stumble into the camera.

Damn, what is this trick doing? The director suddenly cheated the corpse and bounced up from his seat. “cut！”

"What's the matter, director?" Du Juan was still puzzled at this time.

The director pointed behind Du Juan and scolded, "What's the matter with the people in the back? Are you already dead?"

Sunny sees the director angry and rushes to put out the fire. "Hey, what are you doing?" he saw that Yin Tianqiu looked very innocent, and shouted helplessly, "Aunt Xia!"

Aunt Xia obviously didn't understand the situation, so she leaned over and asked, "What's the matter, Brother Sunny?"

"How did you find an actor?" complained, Sunny. Aunt Xia looked confused, I didn't find this person, he came with him.

Anyway, the person was brought by her, and she was also dumb and couldn't say what she was suffering from eating Coptis chinensis.

The director came over angrily and asked Yin Tianqiu, "Why can't you die and die?"

Because of the long time of directing, his cervical spine is not very good, and he always twists his neck deliberately.

"Because the character I designed is more mischievous, the subtext of my heart is... I don't want to die yet..."Yin Tianqiu argued with an embarrassed smile.

Yin Tianqiu didn't want to die, but felt that he had too few shots. Zhou Xing got his slot.

"If you don't want to die, you have to die!" The director was already mad after hearing his defense, and he jumped up and shouted, "Sunny?"

Sunny is vaguely the head of the show, and the director thinks of him whenever something happens.

Sunny saw that the director was angry, and he couldn't wait to throw Yin Tianqiu into the sea to feed the fish, damn, it's this bastard again.

Du Juan Er also became angry when she learned what happened, and everyone began to collectively tear Yin Tianqiu apart. Yin Tianqiu pitifully endured the anger of everyone.

Zhou Xing watched coldly as a few people tore Yin Tianqiu apart, but did not intervene. Now he is just a dragon actor, he is soft-spoken, even if he forcibly comes out for Yin Tianqiu, it is useless. What's more, Yin Tianqiu was simply crazy and did such an unprofessional thing in order to steal the spotlight.

Zhou Xing was just about to whisper about the progress of completing the system side quest B, when a burst of laughter came from his mind. Needless to say, the two-force system is off the line again.

"Ouch, I'm grass, ouch, I'm grass... Hahaha, Lao Tzu can't stand it! Laugh at me, this Yin Tianqiu just wants to laugh Lao Tzu to death, so as to inherit Lao Tzu's legacy. ”

"You have a fart legacy. Zhou Xing struck at it. "You're just a program, aren't you?"

"Please respect my personality as a system, thank you!"

Zhou Xing rolled his eyes when he heard this, and he didn't bother to bother with it. "How's Side Mission B going?"

"You can watch "Comedy Encyclopedia" yourself, this system is no longer waiting. Hmph!" was obviously dissatisfied because Zhou Xing teased it.

Well, Zhou Xing quietly slipped out of the set, took out the villain book from his trouser pocket, and saw the status of side quest B. becoming a dragon actor, showing that it had been completed.

Zhou Xing has a little confidence, at least the side quests are quite easy, as long as you give yourself time, the main quest is not a difficult task.

The system shows that Zhou Xing's task is completed, but there is not one on the set. Because Yin Tianqiu is funny, this scene has to be reshot.

The priest's trick has been replaced, and he has become Jackie Chan's big brother. Zhou Xing was a little excited, but he had acted with a big name again.

For the lunch box at noon, Zhou Xing was shot in the face by Du Juan again. Fortunately, this one was passed at one time, otherwise he would be at risk of disfigurement.

After the filming of this scene, Zhou Xing asked for the time when he found a watch to wear. It was almost twelve o'clock in the afternoon.

He found an excuse to sneak out of the set and made an appointment to get his Hong Kong Island ID card at nine o'clock, and now he won't be in the soup because of this change, right?

Zhou Xing anxiously went to find the bald drama manager, and when he saw the bald drama service, he found that Yin Tianqiu had just arrived at the lunch box. Yin Tianqiu reached out to get the lunch box, and the bald drama agent grabbed his hand with a gloomy face, "What are you doing?"

"Hello big brother dramatist, I want to get a boxed lunch. Yin Tianqiu replied with a slight bow.

"I haven't eaten yet. "The drama brother is obviously not ready to let him go.

"Because I'm going first, so..."

"Then you'll go first. Do you know why you haven't put food yet?" the bald playwright stood up and said in a vicious voice.

His tall figure was like a hill, and Yin Tianqiu shrank his neck in fear.

"It's because you're a bastard, you can't die when you die, so everyone has no food, and I haven't eaten!"

After the bald drama training, he picked up a box of lunches, opened it and handed it to Yin Tianqiu's nose. The scent of chicken thighs hit Yin Tianqiu's nerves, and he couldn't help but swallow his saliva. But in the blink of an eye, the lunch box was thrown to the ground.

"Want to eat, let's eat with it!" a little black dog quickly ran over to smell the fragrance and gulped down the boxed lunch on the ground.

", you are a puddle of, life is cheaper than paper, I drive a Mercedes-Benz and you dig your nose, eat, eat!" Until Yin Tianqiu's back was about to disappear, the bald drama was still scolding.

Alas, Zhou Xing sighed. There is a good saying that choice is more important than effort.

Frankly speaking, Yin Tianqiu is not good at acting, and his goals are all in the wrong direction. If he wasn't so delusional and worked on the bricks in a down-to-earth manner, maybe it would be an inspirational story.

But now... Zhou Xing only sighed. It's okay to take a little blow, I hope he wakes up soon!

"A box of chicken leg rice, thank you!" Zhou Xing walked in front of the bald dramatist.

The bald drama manager looked up and saw that it was Zhou Xing, and his face sank again. "Boy, it's you!"