"Haha! You've finally thrown in the towel, haven't you? I'm so happy!" the scholar burst out laughing. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Qin Fei also smiled, swept away the loss just now, and said with a smile: "What are you happy about?" I have already done it, let's start the fourth question, brother has no time to waste with you!"

The scholar was inexplicable, and he stared dryly when he was empty.

"Boy, are you stupid? You've already lost!" said the scholar.

Qin Fei smiled faintly and said, "I didn't lose, I was just telling you a story just now, and you laughed out loud after listening to it, did you say you lost or did I lose?"

The scholar's eyes widened, and he said, "Nonsense, you yourself have already admitted defeat in front of you, and I just laughed!"

Qin Fei sneered: "Did I say a word lost?"

The scholar thought about it carefully and hesitated: "Although you didn't say losing, but you told me not to count, this is what it means to admit defeat, and you said that you are very powerless in the face of you, these words are all said by you, right?"

Qin Fei said: "You are still a scholar, you are a cultural person, right? I told you not to count, you really don't count? You are not my son, why listen to me? Do I mean to admit defeat in this sentence? No, it has nothing to do with admitting defeat at all! Also, I said that I am very powerless in the face of you, and I don't mean to admit defeat, but I just feel uninterested and boring, which is completely incompatible with admitting defeat, right?"

The scholar thought about it carefully, it was really like this, Qin Fei didn't explicitly mention the word admit defeat from beginning to end, but he got carried away, and naturally understood his words as the meaning of admitting defeat, and laughed so loudly.

He couldn't wait to slap himself in the mouth, Nima was so stupid that he was actually tricked by this kid.

He can only reluctantly accept the reality, if he loses, he will lose, anyway, this is only the third question, there are still two questions, and the fourth question must be solved by Qin Fei.

He glared at Qin Fei fiercely, and then said, "Okay, if you win, now please listen to the fourth question, please tell me a story and make me cry." ”

This question is very tricky and strange, and the third question is simply a change of soup without a change of medicine, and the scholar smiled very sinisterly this time, shedding tears? I have not tasted that tear for millions of years.

Qin Fei pursed his lips, is the scholar stupid? Coming to this set is simply the most mentally retarded request.

Then he told a joke, a popular joke that circulated on the Xuanling Continent, and every time he heard this joke, even those who had heard it a few times couldn't help but laugh.

Later, this joke was strictly forbidden to spread around by the Xuanling Empire, because this joke killed some people who were too poor in concentration, and they died of laughter, and it was called the first funny joke in history.

Qin Fei said it now, and the first thing he laughed at was the empty on the side, laughing so much that the thing rolled on the ground, and his mouth kept roaring: "I'll blow you up...... Chrysanthemum ah......"

The scholar didn't react at all, Qin Fei was stunned, looked at him suspiciously, and secretly said It shouldn't be, it doesn't make sense that this guy doesn't laugh.

But soon he realized that something was wrong, and the scholar was lying on his chest with a violent heaving, his eyes wide open, his breathing short, and then he burst out laughing.

"Haha, I'm laughing to death...... How can there be such a ...... in the world Ha ha...... Ha ha...... Jokes...... Haha......" The scholar said breathlessly as he laughed.

Qin Fei pursed his lips and ignored him.

The scholar smiled again and said, "Haha...... Can...... But...... Ha ha...... You run...... Digress...... Haha...... I said haha...... Have to...... Ha want me to ...... Ha tears...... But...... Yes...... You...... This ha...... It's a ...... Laugh...... Speech...... Ha...... How...... Let me haha...... Ha tears...... What?"

Qin Fei looked at the tears of laughter from the corners of his eyes, and said with a light smile: "Have you laughed enough, quickly wipe your tears!"

The scholar stopped laughing and said, "Have I shed tears?"

He wiped the corners of his eyes, wet, and suddenly looked pale, and then immediately smiled bitterly, threw the joke out of the clouds, looked at Qin Fei, and said: "You really exceeded my expectations, I thought you would tell a sad story to move me, but I didn't expect you to do the opposite, so that I unknowingly fell into the trick, okay, this question passed, and then the fifth question, if you can complete it, then you will pass my level!"

Qin Fei smiled lightly, waiting for his question, and said in his heart that this scholar is actually not very good.

The scholar paused, as if he was thinking, and after a long while, he said in a deep voice: "Now the fifth question, please listen! If you want to leave the scroll space, you and your pet, that is, this cat, can only go out one, either you kill it, or it kills you! What choice will you make?"

Sora jumped up and yelled at the scholar: "I'll blow up your girl's chrysanthemum! What kind of bad idea did you bastard? Doesn't this make it difficult for the master? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu exploded your chrysanthemum!"

This time, Qin Fei didn't stop it from scolding, the problem born by this book is really hateful, and he actually wants to lead him to kill each other.

The scholar was not angry at all in the face of the empty scolding, saw Qin Fei with a smile, and began to count.

Qin Fei sneered, did the scholar really think that he would be able to stump himself in this way?

"Kong, go in and play with life and death!" Qin Fei said to the air.

Nodding emptyly, he scolded the scholar a few more words of explosion and chrysanthemum, and then disappeared and entered the Xuanling Ding.

The scholar was stunned and said, "The ancient scroll space has imprisoned the space and restricted the use of the divine realm, and you actually have a treasure on your body that can hold living things?"

Qin Fei smiled casually: "Of course! You miscalculated again, right? I'm really sorry, your method of sowing discord won't work! Now I can pass the test, right?"

The scholar said decadently: "Count you ruthless! You are the smartest person I have ever met! You have passed the test, and now you will be rewarded!"

When the words fell, he threw out a broken stone slab, Qin Fei took it and looked at it, he was overjoyed, it was half of the words of the Classic of Mountains and Seas, and after the fusion, eighteen words were gathered.

However, he didn't leave there, and the scholar secretly said that something was wrong, and hurriedly wanted to slip away, saying: "When the task is completed, I will flash first......

As he spoke, he wanted to dodge back into the mural.

Qin Fei pulled him down and said with a smile: "You seem to have forgotten a promise, you have sworn an oath!" The scholar laughed dryly and said, "Look at my memory, I almost forgot it, I am old, and many things are easy to forget!" Thank you for reminding me!"

Qin Fei sneered: "It's time to fulfill that promise, right?"

The scholar knows that he can't leave, if Qin Fei doesn't mention this matter, it's fine, now that people have raised it, if he regrets it, he will be attacked by the oath.

He was uneasy in his heart, he didn't know what Qin Fei would ask for, don't ask for his life, otherwise this life will be in vain.

Qin Fei smiled and said, "My request is very simple, and I won't embarrass you! I want this ancient scroll, no problem, right?"

The scholar was stunned, and secretly complained, the ancient scroll is actually him, he is the ancient scroll, Qin Fei wants the ancient scroll to be his own life.

"No......" He just wanted to refuse, suddenly the sky was full of dark clouds, the wind was raging, and the thunder punishment was about to appear, he then remembered that the oath must be fulfilled, otherwise he would be punished by heaven, and hurriedly changed his words: "Okay, of course there is no problem! This is our promise! We are all cultural people, and we will do what we say!"

Qin Fei nodded with satisfaction, knowing very well that this scholar was absolutely unwilling in his heart, but he was bound by an oath, and he couldn't do it if he didn't agree!

The scholar was also simply, knowing that the matter could not be reversed, so he let it go, and thought about it, this person came here to be tested, and even the Lord of Light came out in person, he must be the person who the Lord of Light fancies, and it shouldn't be too bad to follow him.

He disappeared into the ancient scroll, and then the ancient scroll automatically flew up and fell into Qin Fei's hands.

The scholar said in the ancient scroll: "If you have the ancient scroll, you will be my master! In the future, if you want to fight the enemy, directly open the ancient scroll, and the small one will appear, activate the ancient scroll space to help you fight the enemy, and then the small one will definitely say your enemy to death with his three-inch tongue!"

Qin Fei sneered: "Then why didn't you tell me to die?"

The scholar smiled bitterly: "Master, you are the first super-intelligent person in heaven and earth, and the little ones are willing to bow to the wind! There is no one before and no one after them, and other small ones can do it!"

Empty on the side screamed, "Explode your Yaya's chrysanthemum! You dare to snatch Lao Tzu's lines!"

The scholar smiled and apologized: "Big brother cat, please calm your anger, don't dare next time!"