"Originally, I was a fortune teller with a dismal business in the mainland. One day, I had a flash of inspiration, and I did not hesitate to violate the rules of heaven to calculate a hexagram for myself, and the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable told me that my fate was in the south, so I came to Hong Kong Island!"

Zhou Xing's face was calm after lying, and his heartbeat was as usual.

Yin Tianqiu will be suspicious. "Why haven't I heard that Aunt Xia still has relatives in the mainland?"

"Do you know all Aunt Xia's relatives?" Zhou Xing asked rhetorically.

"Not really. ”

"That's not the end of it. Alright, don't care about the details. Now, I'm going to bring you a boxed lunch, let's eat together!"

Zhou Xing put the two boxed lunches in his arms on the table in front of him.

"This is my lunch?" Yin Tianqiu was a little confused. Who is this man? Nothing to do, either a traitor or a thief!

He looked at Zhou Xing's eyes full of smiles, and couldn't help but tighten his chrysanthemum.

"Mr. Zhou, frankly, I'm a very traditional person... Sexual orientation is also normal, it's not what you think, you really don't have to be like this!" Yin Tianqiu obviously misunderstood.

"What if you don't have to?" Zhou Xing was stunned for a moment before he reacted, you are the faggot, and your whole family is a faggot!

"Hmph, do you like to eat it!" Zhou Xing opened a box of lunches, and the golden chicken thighs exuded an attractive fragrance. Yin Tianqiu couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

"I also saw that the bald drama refused to give you food. I'm the last person to see bullying, so I reasoned with him, and finally got your lunch from him. Since you don't eat it, then I'll eat it myself. ”

Zhou Xing said that he was about to open another box of lunches. Yin Tianqiu snatched it up when he saw the situation, "Thank you for helping me out, I haven't asked you why I helped me?"

"They are all brothers who work together, and they don't help or not. Don't you remember me?

Zhou Xing pointed at him and said with contempt, "This morning, you played the priest, and I played the passerby, did you remember?"

"Oh, it turned out to be you!" Yin Tianqiu smiled a little ashamedly, but he actually didn't have any impression of Zhou Xing at all. He only has the director and the leading actor in his eyes. "What wind brought you here?"

"Hey, I told you that the road was uneven and pulled out a knife to help. Anyway, don't ask so much, let's eat quickly!" Zhou Xing took a bite of rice, "Wow, it's chicken leg rice, it's very good." ”

Zhou Xing's big gulp of food drove Yin Tianqiu's appetite, and he opened the lunch box and began to eat.

As the saying goes, eat people with a soft mouth. Zhou Xing said while eating, "I won't tell you, I came to you to ask you for help with other things besides sending you a boxed lunch!"

"You say!" Yin Tianqiu paused.

"I want to go to the neighborhood welfare association to rent a house. I calculated a hexagram for myself, saying that I was born a celebrity superstar, and that I had to go to Hong Kong Island to get ahead. Aunt Xia is a distant relative of mine, but she doesn't want to take me in. So I want to stay in the neighborhood welfare club for a while..."

Zhou Xing observed Yin Tianqiu's reaction as he spoke, and when he saw that he wanted to refuse, he hurriedly stopped, "You don't have to worry, I will live with you for a month or two at most, and..."

Zhou Xing took out the money he had just blackmailed from the two policemen, counted out four Wu Baiyuan bills and handed them over, "Na, I won't live in your house for nothing." ”

Seeing the colorful Wu Baiyuan banknotes, Yin Tianqiu said that if he was not moved, it was fake.

However, he said in an official tone, "The neighborhood welfare association is an asset of the Hong Kong Island government, and I am just a gatekeeper, and I have no right to rent to you according to the rules..."

Zhou Xing didn't speak, and counted out two Wu Baiyuan bills and threw them on the table in front of Yin Tianqiu. "That's true, but rules are dead, people are alive, right? Only you and I know about this, and no one cares. ”

Zhou Xing's persuasion, coupled with the three thousand Hong Kong dollars on the table, finally made Yin Tianqiu make up his mind.

"Okay, I'll make room for you to live in, but let's talk about it first, just borrow it. And this money has to be handed over to the neighborhood welfare association. ”

Yin Tianqiu quickly put the money in his pocket, looked left and right, and saw that no one was paying attention, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhou Xing is a little funny, Yin Tianqiu loves money, but he has some bottom lines of being a man. So I always use some high-sounding reasons to anesthetize myself.

But whether it is borrowed or temporarily stayed, Zhou Xing doesn't care. What he cares about is whether he can get close to Yin Tian and play favorability.

It was getting dark, Yin Tianqiu locked the door of the neighborhood welfare association, and took Zhou Xing to a small room of less than ten square meters.

Inside the room there was a small folding bed against the wall, and the lime walls were covered with posters of foreign movie stars. Zhou Xing glanced twice, and only recognized Guy Ritchie, the director of "Two Big Smoking Guns", and Vincent, the protagonist in "Pulp Fiction". It seems that the photos on the wall are Yin Tianqiu's idols.

"I'll stay here tonight?" Zhou Xing asked curiously.

There was no furniture in this room except for four walls, a single bed that could not be smaller, and a small stool. Can this sleep people?

"Of course not, this is my room. Your room is next door, I'll help you clean it up right away. Yin Tianqiu asked Zhou Xing to wait, and he went to clean up the room.

"Hey, Xingzai, do you really want to be a big star?" Yin Tianqiu asked curiously.

"Of course, Chow Yun-fat is my idol, and my goal is to become a big star like him. ”

Zhou Xing's firm gaze made Yin Tianqiu find a bit of a fellow believer.

"Then we should have a common topic!" Yin Tianqiu stretched out his hand, and Zhou Xing shook it with him.

"To officially introduce me, my name is Yin Tianqiu and I am an actor. ”

"My name is Zhou Xing, and I am also an actor. The two looked at each other and smiled.

Zhou Xing's room area was slightly larger than Yin Tianqiu's. However, the bed is still a small folding bed. After Zhou Xing barely lay down, he could only lie on his side or back, and he could not turn over freely. If you roll over, you risk falling to the ground.

Zhou Xing couldn't sleep when he lay on his left and right, and he only felt that the night was long.

"Comedian, in such a small bed, what posture do you say Yin Tianqiu and Liu Piaopiao used to mate?" Seeing that Zhou Xing couldn't sleep, the system came out and asked curiously.

“... Hello gossip! What posture do you use to manage people's homes, isn't it okay for Sister Guanyin to sit on a lotus and an old tree to tie the roots?"

The old driver Zhou Xing is not worried about this problem. He was worried that the walls of the two-person room were too thin, and he could hear exactly what was going on next door.

"Hold the grass, such a crispy wall, doesn't that mean that when Yin Tianqiu and Liu Piaopiao are crackling, they will listen to the whole process?"

Zhou Xing wants to cry without tears, does God want to play with me like this? He began to miss Yu Xiaohui a little, the little beauty with a snow-white body and a large smooth body is the best bedding to spend a long night.

For a while, even Zhou Xing's second brother remembered Xiaohui's kindness. Zhou Xing hurriedly controlled his evil thoughts, and if he continued to reminisce like this, there would inevitably be an extra hungry wolf howling at the moon in the neighborhood welfare club.

"Cut, it's cheap and good, Liu Piaopiao doesn't know how beautiful and goddess she is, you can listen to her call a bed, it's cheap for you. The system laughed at Zhou Xing's duplicity.

"No matter how beautiful she is, she is also Yin Tianqiu's woman, and she is still a woman who has lost her footing. Zhou Xing really couldn't overcome the inner obstacle to soak a woman who had lost his footing.

The willow is a good incision. Zhou Xing had a flash of inspiration. There is hope for completing the main quest!

Yin Tianqiu next door seemed to be on the phone. Zhou Xing didn't have to guess to know that he was asking Aunt Xia if she had any of his announcements tomorrow.

And the result is undoubtedly ... Hit the streets.