Chapter 55: Good Poetry, Good Poetry...... (Ask for a monthly pass~)

After entering Chu Rouyun's villa, Jiang Feng once again felt the ferocity of the "Wealth Evil" life. Chu Rouyun, who is young, already owns a four-story villa. Although the pure Chinese decoration in the villa does not look very luxurious, the mahogany furniture with small leaves and red sandalwood, as well as all kinds of antique utensils, show low-key luxury everywhere.

After Jiang Feng and Gong Ziyou entered the house, they did not rush to the toilet, but looked around at the decoration of Chu Rouyun's villa. Chu Rouyun glanced at her watch and seemed to be in a hurry. She said, "Well, how about I make you a cup of tea and wait for you to brew slowly, and then go to the bathroom?"

"Good. Jiang Feng and Gong Ziyou replied in unison. However, as soon as the words came out, Gong Ziyou immediately showed embarrassment, but Jiang Feng did not look out of the slightest.

Chu Rouyun walked to the open bar in the living room and made a cup of tea for Jiang Feng and Gong Ziyou, and then brought it over on a tray. Jiang Feng and Gong Ziyou were sitting on the mahogany bench, their eyes touching from time to time, and the sound of swords colliding could be faintly heard.

Chu Rouyun put the tea in front of the two, "I didn't ask you either, so I made Longjing for you directly." You two sit down for a moment, and I'll have to go upstairs to treat a patient. ”

"Is there anyone else in this room besides us?, male or female?" Jiang Feng immediately asked.

Chu Rouyun glanced at Jiang Feng angrily, "Psychotherapy conducted by online video. With that, she turned around and ran towards the stairs, then stepped out of her high heels and went straight up the stairs.

There were only two people left in the living room, Jiang Feng and Gong Ziyou, Gong Ziyou looked at Jiang Feng for a while and said, "Looking at your age, you should be a student of Rouyun." ”

"Trust me, it's not just about students. I have a destiny with my family Rouyun. Gong Ziyou called Chu Rouyun "Rouyun", Jiang Feng immediately refused to give up an inch of land, and changed his title to Chu Rouyun to "My family Rouyun".

When Gong Ziyou heard this, he immediately sneered and shook his head. "You don't have to be delusional, Rouyun won't like children. ”

Jiang Feng smiled slightly and said, "It's okay, I don't like children either, if she doesn't want to give birth, I won't force her." ”

"I'm talking about your breasts...... What a kid who doesn't smell dry!" Gong Ziyou finally couldn't help but get angry and yelled at Jiang Feng loudly. It's just that his Chinese is not very good, and he forgot the words when the phrase "milky smell is dry" came out of his mouth, making his words yelling without momentum at all, but rather a little funny.

Jiang Feng was not angry, and pulled Gong Ziyou to sit down with a hippie smile. "Look at you, what a tantrum. Don't you just like my Rouyun? But look at Rouyun's hobbies. She likes Chinese culture very much, you can't even speak Chinese, what qualifications do you have to chase her?"

"Who said I was not good at Chinese? I am an authentic Chinese!" Gong Ziyou said.

"Yo, you still don't believe that your Chinese is not good, do you? Okay, I'll test you." Jiang Feng picked up the pen and paper on the coffee table, wrote a poem on the paper one stroke at a time, and after writing, Jiang Feng handed it to Gong Ziyou, "This is a poem by Li Bai, you said that you are good at Chinese, then you read it out and try it." ”

Gong Ziyou took it and glanced at it, and found that he knew all the words on the paper, and he immediately had a bottom in his heart. He snorted and said, "Just read it, you listen well." Lying on the wet sand wall, the twilight is lonely and lonely. Poetry laughs at the stage, and it is extremely expensive to step up. Spring is the white fog, and the sky is clear. The cup of horses doesn't know, because of the lying poems. How's it going?

Bang Bang Bang ...... Jiang Feng looked immersed and applauded vigorously. "Yes, that's a good read. I don't know how Brother Ziyou feels about this poem?"

How does Gong Ziyou know whether this poem is good or bad, but since the author is Li Bai, it must be no worse. So he replied without hesitation: "Needless to say, this poetry has a far-reaching artistic conception and rich connotation, which can be said to be a swan song for the ages." ”

"Yes, yes, I think so too. I didn't expect that Brother Ziyou's understanding of this poem was almost the same as mine. Confidant, confidant......" Jiang Feng excitedly shook Gong Ziyou's hand and said. Gong Ziyou was also confused by Jiang Feng's enthusiastic appearance, but Jiang Feng suddenly took out his newly bought mobile phone at this time and found out the sound he recorded when Gong Ziyou recited the poem just now.

"I couldn't help but admire my heart when Brother Ziyou read the poem just now, so I recorded the process of your recitation, Brother Ziyou doesn't mind, right?"

"Uh...... Don't mind, don't mind. Gong Zi said.

Jiang Feng immediately played the recording, and Gong Ziyou's recitation of the words came out immediately. When I first listened to it, Gong Ziyou didn't think there was anything, but the more I listened to it, the more wrong it became. Jiang Feng broadcast it once and then broadcast it again, and this time Gong Ziyou completely reacted.

"Lying on the wet sand wall (I'm just a fool), twilight and lonely (wood has chicks/chickens). Poetry laughs at Taijian (is a little eunuch), and Dabu is extremely expensive (can't get a plane) ......"

Gong Ziyou was furious, slapped his palm on the table, stood up suddenly, pointed at Jiang Feng and shouted: "You yin me!"

The enthusiastic look on Jiang Feng's face could no longer be seen, and was replaced by a look of banter: "Let's figure out the cause and effect." First of all, it's because you're stupid that I can yin you. If you're smart, I can't get to you. So you can't blame me, you can only blame yourself for being stupid. It's like you said yourself, you're stupid......"

"You...... You are looking for death!" Gong Ziyou was furious, raised his hand and swung it at Jiang Feng with a punch. Jiang Feng stepped back, and Gong Ziyou's feet immediately tripped and fell on the coffee table, and the two cups of hot tea were all poured on his thighs, making him scream again and again. At this time, Jiang Feng still made a look of extreme fear, holding his head and running back, shouting as he ran: "Wow! ”

Gong Ziyou's thigh was burned and painful, this was by no means an accident for him, but Jiang Feng's frame-up. Therefore, Gong Ziyou's hatred for Jiang Feng deepened, and he chased after Jiang Feng with a wave of his fist. Jiang Feng seemed to be stupid, and stood still without moving.

Gong Ziyou swung his fist over, Jiang Feng suddenly screamed: "Mom! Hit someone!" He squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, Gong Ziyou was tripped by Jiang Feng like this, and his body immediately rushed forward, pushing a Bogu frame behind Jiang Feng to the ground.

Bang! The Bogu shelves were full of all kinds of porcelain antiques, and they were all shattered at once. Jiang Feng picked up a piece of fragment on the ground at random, and exclaimed with pity: "Oh, this is the official kiln of the Northern Song Dynasty, it is a priceless masterpiece in the world, and you broke it like this?"

Gong Zi stomped his feet angrily and shouted loudly: "I will pay!"

"Then you put down the money and go. At the staircase on the second floor, Chu Rouyun's voice came. Gong Ziyou looked up at Chu Rouyun, and couldn't help but shout aggrievedly: "Rouyun......"

Chu Rouyun said: "I invited you to my house as guests, not to let you come to my house to fight." The antiques on the ancient shelves of Nabo are my grandfather's favorite collection, and the Panlong white porcelain vase from the Northern Song Dynasty alone is worth 5.8 million. Gong Ziyou, I know that your family is not short of money, but I will definitely send you this bill. ”

"Rouyun, I'...... I ...... this," he pointed at Jiang Feng angrily, "I can't be blamed for everything, he is also responsible." "So far, Gong Ziyou just wants to drag Jiang Feng into the water.

Jiang Feng smiled and reached out to pat Gong Ziyou on the back of the head. He pointed to the monitor probe on the roof of the living room and mocked, "Call you stupid, you are really stupid to your grandmother's house." You still want to slander me, do you want to ask my family Rouyun to call up the surveillance video and take a look?"

Gong Ziyou looked in the direction of Jiang Feng's finger and was immediately furious. He looked at Jiang Feng and felt for the first time the itching of his teeth for hating someone. Gong Ziyou stomped his foot violently and said angrily: "Okay, I'll go! Rouyun, you can send the bill to my house, and I will definitely pay you a penny." ”

"Walk slowly, don't send it. Don't come to my house if you don't have anything to do in the future, you don't have to do sabotage. Jiang Feng said with a smile at Gong Ziyou's back.

As soon as Gong Ziyou heard Jiang Feng's words, his whole body suddenly shook, he was really almost fainted by Jiang Feng.

When Gong Ziyou walked out of the door of the living room, Jiang Feng looked at Chu Rouyun with a smile, and said with a smile: "Rouyun, you don't know, that person was so fierce just now, he was scared, be careful of your liver and jump." ”

"You go out too!" Chu Rouyun finally couldn't maintain her ladylike image anymore, and couldn't help but raise her voice and roar.

Jiang Feng lowered his head and said with an aggrieved face: "I won't leave...... I came in to borrow the bathroom, and I haven't even entered the door of your toilet yet, and I won't leave. ”

Jiang Feng's scoundrel appearance made Chu Rouyun feel a deep sense of powerlessness, and she stretched out her hand and pointed to the room behind her, "This is the bathroom, how about your love after you use it." I'm still doing psychotherapy, so don't bother me. ”

After speaking, Chu Rouyun directly turned around and walked into another room.

Jiang Feng ran up to the second floor in a few steps and really entered the bathroom. As soon as he entered, Jiang Feng immediately looked around, and finally three words were written on his face - unhappy!

"There is not even an original small inner or original mask in the bathroom, what a bad review!" Jiang Feng was full of disappointment.

Of course, he doesn't actually have any lewd fetishes. It's just that he wants to get more contaminated with the breath on Chu Rouyun's body in order to resolve the lack of money on his body. Of course, it is not known whether this is really the case.

Jiang Feng came out of the bathroom directly, and just as he was about to go down the stairs, he suddenly heard a "Ah......" from Chu Rouyun's room.

This "ah......" was full of charm and temptation, which made Jiang Feng, the straight man in the universe, almost react. He immediately stopped, swallowed violently and said to himself, "Chu Rouyun, is this really treating people?"