Zhou Xing's mind came to mind the day when the adventure began. He had just finished delivering a day's takeaway, and it was already ten o'clock in the evening.

On this day, he sent 60 orders, and 5 yuan per order, he earned 300 yuan today. That's pretty good. Usually, it's more than 200 yuan.

In order to celebrate today's overcharge, he bought a bottle of beer, took a fried noodles with him, and walked back to the old dilapidated house he rented in the urban village of the magic capital.

Halfway through he saw an old beggar with scrawny hair lying next to a dirty garbage can.

Seeing Zhou Xing passing by, the old beggar twitched his nose, looked at the wine in his hand, and his Adam's apple involuntarily swayed up and down.

Zhou Xing hesitated for a moment, and put the beer and fried noodles in his hand in front of the old beggar. The old man looked to be sixty or seventy years old, and he was dying of hunger.

It's nothing if you don't eat a meal, and if you can help with it, you can help with it. Although Zhou Xing is not a good person, he is quite polite to the elderly and children. Occasionally, he would get nervous to do good deeds.

The old beggar unceremoniously took Zhou Xing's fried noodles and beer, and without thanking him, he bit open the lid of the beer, and sighed.

Then he picked up the fried noodles and stuffed them into the sea. Zhou Xing was worried that he would choke to death if he ate too quickly, so he had to stand aside and observe.

This old beggar is a little familiar, like where has he seen it? The more Zhou Xing looked at it, the more puzzled he became. Seeing that he was eating happily, he was not bothered.

The old beggar quickly finished eating. He burped loudly, patted his full belly, and looked satisfied with his face.

"Thank you, young man! It's been too long since I've eaten a full meal. There's nothing to repay you, there's a book here, the old flower can't look at it, you can take it and read it. Take it as my thank you. ”

The old beggar took out a yellowed villain book from his bosom and handed it over, his eyes shining with a strange light.

Zhou Xing took it curiously. I am also a college graduate and have read a lot of books, why have I never heard of such a book?

The whole word of the comedy encyclopedia is missing the above corner, and if you don't look at it seriously, you look like a comedy king. He curiously turned the first page, and then, and then, he was on the world of Crazy Stone.

Now that I think about it, isn't this old beggar the one in "Kung Fu" who specializes in deceiving children's piggy banks and selling junk martial arts cheats?

"System, so the old beggar is also a time-traveler, and even he didn't find out about your existence?"

"That's right! this system is passive!" said the system's tone, which was a bit of arrogance.

"As a system, I think you're definitely going to release a task, or are you going to kill it if you don't finish it?"

Zhou Xing didn't read much of the starting point YY novels in his spare time, and the virtues of each system were similar.

All in all, it's time to release a strange mission, to erase the host, or to make the host impotence. In short, they are all domineering president types, and Zhou Xing suddenly felt a cold crotch in his pants.

Ma Dan, Lao Tzu's system won't be so fucked up, right?

"This system does not issue quests, nor does it erase traversers. Not to mention the host eunuch, in short, this system is a lover of peace!"

The system's answer made Zhou Xing slightly relieved. Then he thought about the crux of the matter. "What? No quests, so there are no rewards?"

"You're the most perceptive comedian I've ever met. Not only did I discover the existence of this system on my own, but I also explored a lot of unknown areas!"

The praise of the system did not make Zhou Xing feel very cool at all. There's no reason!I've finally come across a legendary system.,No rewards, what does it mean?

"By the way, what do you mean by comedian?"

"The person who gets the book is a comedian, and the comedian is able to travel through the world of comedy movies shown in the comedy book. The system's answer explained Zhou Xing's doubts.

In addition to buying Fucai two-color balls,Zhou Xing has not done any good deeds,This time I can't bear to have this kind of adventure?

"Only through the world of comedy movies?"

"That's right, isn't it amazing?" the system waited for Zhou Xing's praise.

"Is there an egg for that?" Zhou Xing rolled his eyes.

He has watched hundreds of comedies large and small, except for a very few comedies with rare treasures, most of the comedies are chicken ribs. There are no treasures, no martial arts, and even few girls. finally has a heroine who looks like Jia Ling.

If there is no reward, forget it, it is still the world of chicken rib comedy, do you want to play me like this? Zhou Xing instantly felt that the whole person was not good.

"There really is no reward?" Zhou Xing still didn't give up.

"Nope. The system's reply was concise and to the point, giving Zhou Xing no hope at all.

"Has anyone said you are a fake system?" Zhou Xing was a little indignant.

The system was silent for a while, and it seemed that the blow was not light, at least 10,000 damage.

"It's not enough for you to be able to cross, what kind of bicycle do you need?"

"It makes sense to say that, how can I go back?" this is the question that Zhou Xing is most concerned about.

"Didn't you tell you?"

"What do you say?" Zhou Xing rolled his eyes.

"Take a kiss at the whole word of "Comedy", and you'll be fine. The system smirked.

Zhou Xing's tone changed when he heard this. Damn, I kind of know why this comedy encyclopedia looks like a comedy king. It turns out that the word "whole" is about to be lost by the old beggar. How many times has this old beggar crossed over?

This Nima is too ghostly! But thinking that he still has his parents and younger siblings to support in reality, Zhou Xing can't take care of it much.

He closed his eyes ruthlessly, and pouted at the place, "Ahh

A foul smell emanated from the title of the book. Zhou Xing couldn't help but hold on to the road and confide.

Spit and vomit, vomit clean, and then he realized that he was back again! Isn't this the place where he spent time with the old beggar?

The empty beer bottles and chow mein boxes were still there, and the wallet and phone were automatically returned to the pockets, but the old beggar was gone.

Zhou Xing took out his mobile phone to look at the time. It's 10:25 p.m., and it's been five minutes since the crossing.

In this way, a day in the world of comedy is about one minute in the real world!

"System, is there any other way to come back?"

"Absolutely!"

“...”。

This time it was Zhou Xing's turn to be silent. Revenge, naked revenge! I didn't expect this system to hold a grudge.

"Your sister, why didn't you say it earlier!" Zhou Xing almost broke out.

"Sorry! This system doesn't have a sister.,This system is just a lonely program! And... You didn't ask me either?" The system's response made Zhou Xing almost hurt himself.

"Count you ruthless!"

"Actually, you only need to send a command to the system to go back. ”

Silence! Deathly silence! A moment later, Zhou Xing let out a chrysanthemum-like roar, "Tiansha system, Lao Tzu is going to kill you!"

"It's said that people are programs, and there is no way to kill them. Do you humans always like to make a fool of yourself?", the system asked curiously.

Zhou Xing: "..."