"Who is stingy? Make you so angry, little fat brother?" Zhang Dadao and the little fat man were arguing, and Wu Datou, who had just left, pushed the door in again.

The little fat man was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly made up: "This Taoist priest! Ask him if he wants to borrow some money! By the way, why are you back again?"

Zhang Dadao didn't pierce the little fat man, but said to Wu Datou: "Make a pot of tea for Poor Dao, this fat man is too lazy to have worms!"

Wu Datou showed a clear look on his face, and said with a smile: "This is also the little fat brother, you are not right, just make a pot of tea for the Taoist chief, and it is too much to charge money! Come on, this is your mobile phone, Brother Long ordered me to give it to you, with this, at least you can use online banking, even if you don't have money or a card, you can still buy things." ”

As he spoke, Wu Datou returned the mobile phone to the fat man, then made a pot of tea for Zhang Dadao, and sent it to him: "Dao Chief, the tea is not good, you should take care of it." ”

Zhang Dadao nodded and said: "It's okay, after the last re-education of the poor middle peasants, Poor Dao has deeply understood the excellent quality of hard-working and hard-working, and it can be drunk!"

Wu Datou twitched cheekily, and awkwardly agreed: "You are old and bright!" and hurriedly walked out of the courtyard. Even if he is a brainless fan, when he encounters Zhang Dadao's particularly unreliable words, he still feels that the three views have been greatly impacted.

As soon as Wu Datou left, the little fat man immediately said: "Okay! I'm rich, can I run away now?"

Zhang Dadao said: "Running a fart! Didn't you say that the poor road doesn't have an ID card, and you don't need an ID card to buy a ticket? didn't you say that the poor road can't drive!"

The little fat man shook his teeth, glared at Zhang Dadao, and said, "Then I ran away, you are not allowed to tell them!"

Zhang Dadaole said: "You are stupid for them! Come back and see that you are not there, how do you not know that you have run away? Get out of here, as long as you are willing to give up your machines!"

The little fat man's face changed again and again, and he spent a lot of money to get those machines, so it was really distressing for him to throw them away like this. This little fat man's slamming of the door is not much better than Zhang Dadao's, and after struggling for a while, the little fat man gritted his teeth and said secretly in his heart: [If it is for freedom, you can throw both!] cheer himself up, and it was easy to make up his mind. I heard Zhang Dadao say again: "I can't say that people are waiting for you at the door right now! The timing of the big head coming in just now was very strange, how can they easily believe you? I see that you are covered by dark clouds today, and your luck is not much better!"

As soon as this sentence came out, the little fat man's courage to finally mention was immediately vented by Zhang Dadao, but his mouth was still stubborn: "Don't bluff me! They don't know, I know how to tell fortunes! It's just that you were lucky to guess correctly a few times! But you can't fool me!"

Zhang Dadao didn't care about being questioned, shook his head and said: "Then you run, Poor Dao hasn't eaten human flesh yet!

The little fat man was stunned and trembled: "You, didn't you say that they didn't dare to kill people?

"Why not?" Zhang Dadao said with a serious nonsense: "You haven't read "Notes on Tomb Robbery" and you are not afraid of ghosts and zongzi who grew up eating solid meat, they are all doing this! Look at that sixth son, his face is expressionless and angry, this is facial paralysis caused by eating too much solid meat and peripheral nerve necrosis! Look at Wu Datou again!"

"Huh?" the little fat man was dumbfounded, "He, he's eaten too?"

"Yes!" Zhang Dadao looked serious, and said in his mouth: "Have you seen "The Peerless Shuangjiao"? There is one of the top ten villains in the Valley of the Wicked, called Li Dazui, who does not eat human heads!

The little fat man nodded, and said in his mouth: "That's a big mouth, not a big head?"

Zhang Dadao nodded and said: "Yes! Isn't he not eating human heads! This Wu Datou is the one who eats human heads, don't you know that eating too many human heads will cause hydrocephalus? Li Dazui is afraid of having a big head, so he doesn't eat human heads, this is all related to each other, do you know?"

Although the little fat man felt that what Zhang Dadao said was unreliable, he was frightened now, and he was afraid that he would be right if he really said it. But his mouth was still tentative: "Isn't this a novel? Those authors can't really eat human flesh to experiment, right?"

"Go~" Zhang Dadao made a disdainful sound, and said in his mouth: "If you don't eat it, you will ask! Everyone has been researched, otherwise how could it be written so truthfully? Do you believe it or not, if you have the ability, you can try it, and if you are caught, you will know that Poor Dao is right!"

"I don't! Damn, you test my life, but you have to go out of your mind! Anyway, after doing a vote, they said to let me go, why am I risking my risk now! I will be a tourist, and I won't leave!" The little fat man was completely coaxed, and put on a look of unyielding death, as if someone forced him to run.

Zhang Dadao took a sip of tea, and sure enough, from the teapot to the tea, it was rotten. But for Zhang Dadao, it's not a problem, this uncle has grown so big in his life, except for those long-forgotten memories in his early childhood, he hasn't drunk tea a few times at all. The number of times I can count with my fingers is still the doctor's tea that I secretly drink. For tea, there is no ability to comment on it at all.

It's that this camellia has a very strong astringency, and this guy also drinks it happily. The little fat man put out his thoughts of running away, and also moved a chair to sit next to Zhang Dadao, and said while using his mobile phone to surf the Internet: "Senior Brother Tian, you say that these people can really fall to the fight? Why do I think it's not very reliable? It's not so easy to do, is it? If they haven't cut one in three or five years, I don't have to follow them for three or five years?"

Zhang Dadao said: "What's so difficult, find the grave! Go down with a shovel and cut it open, and if you can't plan, you will put explosives on it, and you can't stop it in general." You don't have to worry, if you don't get a harvest at the end of the year, these guys will have to change careers! But there are poor roads, and they will definitely find their goals. ”

"Really, we haven't seen each other for a few years, have we? Have you changed so much? I don't believe how much you can do!" the little fat man fully distrusted Zhang Dadao.

For the little fat man, Zhang Dadao has no interest in explaining, he understands very well how picky this fat man is, even if he really has any ability to knock out the money from the fat man's hand, it is not easy. With his net worth, he doesn't bother to bother with this effort now.

At noon, only Wu Datou came back with food, and when Zhang Dadao and the three of them had eaten, Zheng Wen brought someone to install the network. The little fat man went up and made a bunch of requests, and it was already time for dinner. Zhang Dadao had a leisurely day, and he didn't feel bored. After staying in the Seventh Courtyard for so many years, now he is staying in the courtyard alone, and he feels fresh when he counts the ants on the trees.

After dinner, Brother Long and Liuzi came back, and as soon as Brother Long came back, everyone was called together. Zhang Dadao shook his neck, still leaning against the tree, surrounded by everyone in the center, and said with a smile: "Is this going to be a mobilization meeting? Is it the first time for Poor Dao to participate? Do you want to shout slogans?"