Chapter 1202 - Stop! What Are You Doing to My Mommy?
"Daughter-in-law, otherwise, let's work hard and make a baby!"
At night, after Mother River went to rest, Wu Cheng came to the room of the River Demon Maiden, Lan Jieying and Lizhi's room was next door to her room, and her mother was in the guest room downstairs. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
The river demon girl gave him a blank look and said, "Don't make trouble, Mommy is downstairs!"
"The soundproofing of the room is still good, and she can't hear it. He giggled and said, and said with a wry smile at the end: "Moreover, your mommy is now wondering if I am a little powerless in that aspect because I have too many daughters-in-law! You think, I can't prove to her that I am not good at that aspect, so let's work hard to make a baby, which is the best proof!"
That's not enough?!
River Demon Maiden: "......"
If he is still unable to do so, then who dares to say that he is 'full of momentum'?
"Mommy was talking to you about this before?" Soon, her eyes widened, "...... you"
"Hey, what kind of distrustful look are you, what's going on in your head?" Looking at her eyes and expression, he couldn't help but roll his eyes, and reached out to flick a brain on her head, "Mommy just asked me if I was upset because I had too many daughters-in-law and had too frequent sexual intercourse?" Well, she also gave me a secret recipe, saying that she knew an expert who was very experienced in this area...... I'm wondering if it's my father-in-law......"
"Shut up!" she scolded, then picked up the pillow beside her and pounded it, "How can a son-in-law say that about his father-in-law?"
He coughed lightly, stretched out his hand to hold the 'pillow hammer', and asked, "What about ...... Still not built?"
"Make your dead head, you have the ability to make Madonna and Diana's belly first! Madonna is not young, and Diana also said that she wants it very much. ā
"I'm not trying to prove it, I'm not powerless!"
As he spoke, he reached out and pushed away the pillow she had pounded, and then turned over, pressed on her body, put his big hand into her nightdress, and said with a smile: "You know, a man is most worried about others saying that he can't do it, so this kind of thing, you still have to get your confidence back!"
"You...... Oh, tap!"
So, the two began to do the indescribable.
Then, the sleepless night began.
In fact, it's not just a certain master who can't sleep and can't sleep, but also Mother He.
Of course, Mother River can't sleep, not because they are noisy upstairs, the sound insulation effect of this house is still very good, and their 'noisy' movement is not big. Even later, a certain master failed to enjoy the river demon girl, and quietly ran to hug Lizhi and Lan Jieying...... But they didn't dare to be too presumptuous, because there was an elder living downstairs.
There was an elder living downstairs, and they were doing such indescribable things on it, and it was exciting to think about it. A certain master was obviously more excited than ever.
And the reason why He's mother can't sleep is because of the strange expression that her son-in-law showed when she asked him that question before dinner.
In that expression, there was embarrassment, shock, and incredulity.
In her mind, maybe she really guessed the matter. It's not strange to think about it, after all, he has so many wives, and most of them are the best in the world, facing such a stunning color every day, if he can endure singing all night, it is called a strange thing.
And men in this regard, basically, after a long time, they may really be powerless.
Therefore, she couldn't help but be anxious for her daughter.
If the son-in-law is really powerless in this regard, won't the daughter be bitter for the rest of her life?
If she knew that a certain son-in-law she felt might be powerless, she was in the room above her head at this time, making her daughter beg for mercy, I wonder how she would feel?
It's just that the river mother, who can't sleep after tossing and turning, gets up the next day and falls into the pillow.
When a certain master came back sweating profusely after exercising outside the next morning, he happened to see Mother River rubbing her neck and coming out of the room with a painful look.
Seeing her son-in-law come back, Mother He greeted him with a smile and yawned, but she couldn't help hissing, stroked her neck and asked, "I got up so early to exercise, what about them?"
"I guess I haven't gotten up yet!" he said with a smile, "It's the weekend, so I don't have to go to work, so it doesn't matter if I get up late." Why don't Mommy take more rest, it looks like she didn't have a good rest last night, why don't you go back to sleep?"
Mother He smiled awkwardly, waved her hand and said, "No need, maybe people can't sleep well when they get older!" she said, yawning again, but her neck hurt again, making her gasp again.
A son-in-law raised his eyebrows and said, "Is Mommy sleepy?"
"Maybe! It's been a long time since I've been like this! It's okay, I'll go back and ask someone to look for it, see if there are any Chinese medicine practitioners here, and let those Chinese medicine practitioners push it. ā
Wu Cheng took a sip of water, walked over, helped her sit down on the sofa, and walked to the back of the sofa, saying, "You don't need to go to the doctor for this kind of thing, I'll rub it for you!"
"You, I think it's better to forget it! Sweating profusely, sit down and rest for a while. ā
Obviously, Mother River doesn't believe in a certain son-in-law's skills in this regard.
However, although a son-in-law sometimes deliberately rectifies people, at this time, he did not pretend with his mother-in-law, but smiled: "Mommy, don't be nervous, although I don't have a qualification certificate of traditional Chinese medicine, but in terms of massage, I am still very confident." Alright, don't move!"
As he spoke, he reached out and pressed on Mother He's neck, but as soon as she exerted her force, Mother River screamed 'ouch'.
At this time, the river demon girl happened to go out, and when she heard this 'ouch', she couldn't help but run down, and at the staircase, she saw someone Wu pressing her mother's neck.
So, she snorted, "Stop, what are you doing to my mommy?"
Mother He heard her daughter's coquettish voice, and couldn't help frowning and raised her head, and said, "Mommy is pillowed, Ah Cheng is giving me a massage, what are you doing screaming?"
River Demon Maiden: "......"
"I slept so late and didn't get up, hurry up and wash up and make breakfast! I'm a wife and still lie in bed like a child, how can I be a mother in the future?"
River Demon Maiden: "......"
She rolled her eyes secretly, and complained in her heart, isn't it because of your words, Mrs., that a certain master wants to prove her ability, and your daughter is getting up late?
However, she can only spit out this kind of thing in her heart, how embarrassed to say it.
But when she heard her mother fall into her neck, she still showed a worried look and said, "Mommy is fine, or send it to the hospital for examination?"
"Don't be so troublesome, it's just a stiff neck, and it'll be fine soon!"
This kind of work, someone who does it is very slippery, and he is absolutely confident in himself.
Seeing that her mother really didn't mean to go to the hospital, she had no choice but to turn around and go to the kitchen to make breakfast for everyone. Originally, this kind of thing was usually done by Lizhi.
Maybe it's because she has a little inferiority, so Lizhi is more diligent in this regard, and if she has any housework, she will basically rush to do it first, and she has always been in charge of cooking.
But Li Zhi is obviously not good today, because Mother River is coming, so the River Demon Girl is not going to get up too late, so she asked Li Zhi to block part of the firepower for her last night.
Otherwise, it might be her who got up late today.
"Well, Ah Cheng, you can be a little heavier, yes, that's it, comfortable ......"
In the kitchen, the river demon girl almost threw away the spatula when she heard this.
Fortunately, then she heard her mother asking, "By the way, Ah Cheng, who did you learn this craft from?
A certain master chuckled and said: "I have learned it a long time ago, I just came to Xiangjiang and ...... with my sister Zhi."
When he said this, he paused, and seemed to think that it was a little bad to talk to Mother River about his other women, so he was thinking about what kind of lie to use to round this up.
As a result, Mother He smiled and said, "Did you learn this from your Ah Zhi? I haven't heard that she has ever worked in a sauna shop!"
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A certain master's brows trembled, and he finally said: "I didn't learn from her, it was because I lived with her, and I had to go to work and take care of me again, and I had to cook for me when I came back every day...... So I went to study secretly, and then relieved her of her fatigue......"
Originally, he didn't want to say it, so as not to stimulate this 'old lady', but think about it, if he didn't say it, this 'old lady' didn't know what to think in his heart! Especially when he heard her misunderstanding of Sister Zhi, he said directly, who told her to stimulate his son-in-law that she had nothing to do!
Then the 'old lady' fell silent.
Wu Cheng didn't continue, but the movements in his hands didn't stop.
In the kitchen, the river demon girl felt the silence outside, and couldn't help but shake her head slightly, and sighed secretly in her heart: Mommy is really, why is he teasing Sister Zhi if she has nothing to do?
The river demon girl sees this problem very clearly, so she can fool other women, but she will definitely not tease his sister Zhi, because it will 'bring shame on herself'.
"Okay, Mommy, you can feel it, it doesn't hurt!"
Mother He turned her head, and finally said happily: "It really doesn't hurt! Ah Cheng, there is really you!" He touched his neck, and then turned his head and said, "Ah Cheng, thank you!"
"Mommy laughed, I still need to thank you! How can I say that I am also half of your son, if you say so, then you will be outside!"
Hearing Wu Cheng say this, the river demon girl breathed a sigh of relief in her heart, fortunately he was not angry with her mother, otherwise, in the next few days, everyone would be embarrassed to get along.
"Okay, okay! Then Mommy won't be polite to you. I'm going to help Arjun, Nan Nizi, and I'm still struggling to make breakfast. ā
River Demon Maiden: "......"
After all, am I your own child?
She was tempted to ask.