Body Body_364 Retribution
The colorful Dao insect seemed to be extremely useful, trembling all over his body for a while, and then reminiscing, then he cheered up, and seeing Tian Yan's indifferent expression, he wrote: "What, Lang Jun doesn't feel that he can enjoy it enough?"
The so-called situation is stronger than people, Tian Yan saw that there seemed to be coldness in the words of this colorful Dao worm, so he had to restrain the unhappiness on his face a little, and reluctantly wrote: "In the next aftertaste, thank you for your concern." Then he would retreat and lead the people on their way.
Who knew that the colorful Dao insect stretched out his feet to pull Tian Yan and wrote: "Lang Jun doesn't need to reminisce, once he has smelled his feet, he will smell his butt again, and it will inevitably be a new world." ”
As soon as the surrounding insect swarm saw this, the noise was even worse, resounding through the sky, and they couldn't stop it, but the five Dao insect leaders even had red eyes, glaring at Tian Yan fiercely, jealous and envious, if it weren't for their own king here, they were afraid that under the resentment, they would swallow him alive. From this point of view, it is really a great honor to smell the king's ass.
Tian Yan only felt that his blood rushed to the top of his head, he was very ashamed and angry, he couldn't hold it back anymore, and he forgot about it, and shouted: "Good beast, you insult people too much, I will never die with you today!" In anger, they forgot that these brutes only knew how to read, but they couldn't understand words, and no matter how good they were, it would be in vain.
This disturbance made Tian Yan's mind cold, and he finally thought: "They are all good friends, seeing that I was humiliated too much, they were willing to fight with their lives, but I couldn't let out of his temperament and hurt the lives of a boatload of people." Thinking of this, his momentum became a little shorter, and he waved his hand again and again, finally stopping everyone's restlessness, smiled bitterly, and sighed secretly: "If I am the only one today, fighting to the death, and blood is splashed three feet, what does it matter? It's no wonder that Uncle Shi always says the words of seclusion, and the constraints and troubles in this are really embarrassing and unspeakable. With this thought, he only felt that he was carrying a pair of shackles on his body, so that he was not heavy, and he wanted to roar a few times to vent, but in the end he only turned into a long sigh, and wrote on the ground: "The king has orders, how dare he disobey." ”
Everyone saw that he endured the humiliation and burden, and their hearts were full of compassion, Yue Wan'er had already cried, and choked up: "Brother Tian, if you want to fight, you will fight, if you want to kill, you will kill, I will accompany you." ”
Lao Hei was furious when he heard this, and roared angrily: "Dead girl, it's all your whole moth, are you satisfied now?" I think what Qiao Lao said is right, like you, you are the No. 1 hypocritical and false mercy in the sky. This is said very seriously, but in this situation, even Bird Zesheng can't blame it, and they all turned into stuffy gourds and didn't say a word.
Yue Wan'er's body was weak, and she sat on the ground, her heart at a loss. Tian Yan was tired of seeing it, and motioned to everyone not to make noise anymore, gritted his teeth, and then leaned over to the buttocks of the colorful dao insects and sniffed them, causing the insects to be noisy and lively.
In fact, the butt of the colorful Dao insect didn't smell very bad, and it was even sweeter than its right foot, but Tian Yan did such a bad thing in front of everyone, and he felt so ashamed, his face was hot, and he couldn't wait to run away immediately and find a place where no one would hide for the rest of his life. At this time, Lao Hei said in his heart: "Master, I know that you feel uncomfortable, but it is best to pretend to be intoxicated, lest this guy find a reason and make it difficult to persecute him." ”
Tian Yan was indispensable, smiled indifferently, and said lightly: "Okay, I'll play it once, it's not a big deal." ”
Lao Hei felt heartache when he saw it, and he couldn't wait to crush his teeth, and said hatefully: "Straight mother thief, the old man is a golden body, what kind of bullshit is playing! Saying that, he really learned the appearance of the leader of the five Dao insects, rolling and trembling on the sand, making a fluttering posture, but the expression on his face was extremely cold. When the insects saw it, they were stunned, and said that this black rat envied the reward of his own king and could not get it, and he was crazy and stupid.
Tian Yan was moved, and the depression on his body had decreased a lot, and finally thought: "I only blame others for dragging me down, but I forgot that there are people in this world who are in the same boat and support each other. There are so many accomplished people throughout the ages, who have never been frustrated and humiliated when they were young, and everyone can get by, what is so great about me, why can't I get by?"
Thinking of this, his whole person gradually became clearer, and he hurriedly helped Lao Hei up, carefully dusted off the dust on his body, and said: "It's really difficult for you, act in the future, don't divide anything between you and me, if you can do it, I can naturally do it." ”
Lao Hei saw that his tone and demeanor were calm, and he was also happy in his heart, and said with a smile: "What am I, a little dirty work, naturally I came." Then his expression straightened, and he said in a low voice: "Master, if you become the Supreme of the Six Realms, naturally no one will dare to bully us in the slightest." ”
Tian Yan's body was shocked, only to feel that his nose was slightly sour, his mouth and tongue were blocked, and his chest was full of pride, and he responded: "Yes, the supreme of the six realms, the dignity of the six realms, that's it." ”
The two looked at each other and smiled, only to feel a little humiliated but a little more than a cloud, just a little more tempering, it was not a big deal. I didn't want Lao Hei to be serious for three and a half sentences, so he relapsed into his old ways, and asked in a shy, "Master, you even smell your buttocks, if that straight lady thief wants to pull you a candle in the cave room and be a white-faced Langjun who presses the village, do you do it?"
Tian Yan's heart was transparent at the moment, he didn't think he was angry, and said with a smile: "You black guy, you always turn some dirty thoughts, so what if the insect king is strong, when the time comes, you can climb a relative, and you can keep everyone safe." ”
Who knew that this world newspaper came very quickly, saying that the colorful Dao insect made Tian Yan smell his buttocks, and he was drunk again, and he was sober at this time, so he couldn't wait to write on the ground: "Good Langjun, you really treat my spleen and stomach, why don't we do this cave room and candles, and be a pair of happy immortals?"
Tian Yan took a look, only to feel that his eyes were black, and he almost spurted out old blood, and fell headlong, trembling and said: "Black guy...... Black Guy ...... Look at what a joke you're making!" Reaching out to pull Lao Hei, but he was empty, and when he turned his eyes, he saw that Lao Hei had hidden behind everyone, not daring to show his head, only a sharp voice came out: "Master, I can't blame me for this, I only said it casually, and I can't write, how can I remind the worm." After a pause, Ai Ai said, "Master, what should I do now......?" This relative is still ...... Do you want to climb? If you don't say a word, we'll fight to the death. ”
The rest of the people didn't know that this pair of masters and servants were just bragging about the good cowhide, and when they saw this line of handwriting, they were angry, and they only felt unbelievable, and they were all stunned on the spot, and they couldn't have a seizure for a while. Only Yue Wan'er looked at the colorful Dao worm, and was a little envious, and sighed secretly: "I am reluctant to force him, and I don't even dare to do such a dream." ”