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Jiangnan Province, a small suburban town in W City, an ordinary house.

"Yifan! There is rice in the rice cooker, remember to eat it. There is also processed fish in the refrigerator, remember to steam it when cooking. Mother Yang Lan's voice remembered in Lin Yifan's room.

Lin Yifan, who was still asleep, was very dissatisfied with his mother disturbing his dreams, and shouted impatiently: "Got it!

Lin Yifan, graduated from college in 820 days. I was not satisfied with the first two jobs, and I resigned without saying a word. It's been a month since I've been at home.

Mother Yang Lan runs a mobile phone store in the commercial street of the town, and lunch and dinner are in the mobile phone store. Business is tepid, and the income is more than enough.

The sound of "bang" closing the door sounded, and Lin Yifan knew that his mother Yang Lan had already gone out to his shop.

was called by his mother Yang Lanyi, and Lin Yifan couldn't sleep.

Reached out and touched the phone next to the pillow and took a look.

Damn! It's only half past seven!

Since his resignation, Lin Yifan has slept until eight o'clock before getting up.

After swiping Weibo a few times and catching up on the update of his favorite novel, Lin Yifan looked at it again It was already half past eight.

Get up! Speaking of getting up, it is Lin Yifan's style.

A carp was stiff, and Lin Yifan couldn't get up. Today's young people play with their mobile phones every day instead of playing on the computer, and lack exercise.

'It seems that I'm looking for an opportunity to exercise!' Lin Yifan thought.

It took ten minutes, and Lin Yifan had already finished brushing his teeth and washing his face.

Come to the kitchen and start eating your own breakfast.

Today's dishes are quite good, there are river crabs, small yellow croaker, stewed pork ribs but no vegetables, all meat.

"Meow Meow"

Lin Yifan was eating well, and a meow caught his attention.

He turned his head to look, and sure enough, there was a little meow really looking at Lin Yifan with its spiritual eyes.

Lin Yifan originally ignored it, he didn't have the intention of being a shovel officer.

However, the kitten kept looking at Lin Yifan with its big eyes, as if he was expecting something.

"Ahh

Then he got up and went to get the bowl, ready to bring a bowl of rice to the kitten as well.

Lin Yifan cooked well, added some pork rib soup, and put some small yellow croaker meat, mixed it up, and then turned around and brought it to the kitten and put it on the ground.

The kitten was not afraid of being raw, and ate it with relish.

One man and one cat so harmonious.

After Lin Yifan finished eating, he turned around to see how the kitten ate.

Who would have thought that the kitten would have disappeared a long time ago, leaving only a clean empty bowl standing alone by the door.

'What a white-eyed wolf that can't be raised. After eating, he left without even saying hello. It's rude!' Lin Yifan said with emotion.

Cats are truly ruthless creatures. I can't help but think of the kitten that my grandmother once brought to me when I was a child, and I raised it for three or four months, and then it disappeared.

Lin Yifan complained, cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, and then started the day's journey.

Lala Demacia!

That's right, Lin Yifan, who is not in the mood to find a job for the time being, is playing League of Legends at home.

However, as a member of the handicap party, Lin Yifan basically wins less and loses more.

"Damn, there's no one here, why do you want to go into the crowd? Think you're a melee output?tank? Oh my God! It's terrible!" Lin Yifan, who lost again, scolded.

"Oh my God! What luck today! Why do you keep running into scumbag teammates! I did a good thing tomorrow morning!"

Lin Yifan, who doesn't believe in evil, has another hand, people are sometimes like this, losing but arousing fighting spirit, always winning but feeling bored.

Lin Yifan, who lost to madness, completely forgot the time.

"Yifan, why haven't you cooked!" Daddy's voice came from downstairs.

Lin Yifan, who was using the weapon master to chase down the female gun opposite, heard his father's shout and secretly exclaimed: "The grass is bad, I forgot to play the game." ”

Pedal, pedal, the sound of Daddy's footsteps is approaching.

"It's over, if my dad finds out that he forgot to cook when he plays a game, he will definitely be scolded! After all, he is now an unemployed vagrant who eats white food at home!" Lin Yifan was secretly anxious.

"You're here! play the game and forget it!" Daddy Lin He scolded with a smile.

Lin Yifan didn't know what to justify, so he could only be silent.

Daddy Lin scolded a few words with a smile and went to the kitchen to cook and cook.

Mother Yang Lan does not eat Chinese food at home, so the dinner and lunch at home are cooked by Lin Yifan, and the dishes are cooked by Daddy Lin He.

After lunch, Lin Yifan didn't have the heart to play games anymore.

Sitting in front of the computer, there is always a feeling of sleepiness.

The good thing about being a homeless person is that you can sleep when you want!

The lunch break is always so beautiful, Lin Yifan stretched his body comfortably.

"Hmmm" made a nasal sound of contentment, and soon fell asleep.

In the dream, Lin Yifan found himself coming to a grassland.

There is an endless green area here, and the blue sky is connected to it.

Lin Yifan lay comfortably on the grass, enjoying the fragrance of grass, enjoying the blue sky, and enjoying the beauty.

"Meow"

Lin Yifan opened his eyes and saw that it was the little cat in the morning.

It was looking at itself with a smile.

"Hey, little kitten, you run away after eating, and you don't even say hello, it's a bit too much!" Lin Yifan hugged the kitten and rubbed its little head.

Lin Yifan suddenly felt a pain in his fingers, and the kitten he was carrying bit him and bit it.

"The soul is faint! the little soul of revenge is faint!" Lin Yifan left the kitten and scolded angrily.

"Meow meow" The little kitten stared at Lin Yifan with wide eyes.

"What? If you don't bite me, we can't communicate!" We can't communicate in the first place!" Lin Yifan rolled his eyes.

"Meow, you see that you can't understand what I'm saying now!" the little kitten looked at Lin Yifan with idiot eyes.

"Nonsense, you are talking in human language now, of course I can understand it! Huh? You can actually speak human language!" Lin Yifan was angry at first, and was actually despised by a kitten. After that, I was amazed that the kitten could speak human language.

"Meow, mortals are stupid! I'm talking about fairies!" the kitten replied.

"Fairy language, I think it's cat language, it's almost the same!" Lin Yifan said contemptuously.

"Meow! I'm too lazy to say so much to you, stupid human beings, as a professional immortal, kindness will be repaid is our principle of being immortals. The kindness of a meal should be reciprocated from the source, say it!I will grant you a wish!" The little kitten was suspended in the air and said lightly to Lin Yifan.

"Can you make a wish, you think you're a dragon!" Lin Yifan replied disdainfully.

"Dragons, what are those who only know how to spit water and rain all day long to grant mortal wishes?!" the kitten proudly tilted its head up.

"That's not Huaxia Shenlong, it's the Seven ・・・・・・・・・," Lin Yifan was interrupted by the kitten before he could finish speaking.

"Meow, oh my God! It's terrible! How stupid are you! Are you talking about those winged lizards in the West? Those stupid lizards can also be called dragons?" the little cat looked at Lin Yifan like a fool.

Lin Yifan was speechless, he didn't know what to say!

"Meow! you better hurry up and make a wish! I'm too busy to talk to you about those teases!" the little meow urged impatiently.

"Let me have endless money!" Lin Yifan made a wish.

"Meow, this wish is too simple to fit my identity. I refuse to help you make it happen. The kitten replied seriously.

"That makes me invincible. Lin Yifan thought about it and made a wish.

"It's too difficult, please change it. The kitten refused.

"Let me live carefree!"

"No, it's too low-grade. “

"Damn, this won't work, that won't work!You can help me make it!" Lin Yifan exclaimed angrily.

"Meow, no problem, given that you are now vagrant, I have decided to offer you a job with great mercy. “

"Damn, that's what you're trying to do?

"Your wish has come true! You will become a temporary worker in the fairy land. Internship training starts tomorrow!"

"I refuse!" Lin Yifan felt very angry, he had never seen such a playful person.

"Meow, I'm sorry! You don't have the right to refuse, but you have the obligation to work for the fairy realm. "The kitten is starting to be tsundere again.

didn't give Lin Yifan a chance to refuse, a piece of paper appeared suddenly, and then instantly entered Lin Yifan's eyebrows.

After that, there was no after, because Lin Yifan had already woken up.

Lin Yifan sat up and looked around, and found that he was still at home, just a dream, a strange dream.

When I came to the kitchen, I reached for the cup and found that I had a small wound on my hand, as if it had been bitten by a cat.

Lin Yifan looked at the wound on his hand in a daze, isn't all this a dream?

Suddenly felt a tingling pain in his head, he must not have slept enough, so he took a sip of water, and Lin Yifan went back to his bed and lay down.

As soon as you close your eyes, a kind of paper appears.

Lin Yifan hurriedly opened his eyes in shock, he was still in his room.

Then he closed his eyes again, and the paper appeared again.

After trial and error a few times, Lin Yifan found that as long as he closed his eyes, the inexplicable paper would appear.

Since there is no way to make the paper disappear in front of you, you can only look at what is written on it first.

Immortal Contract!

Specially hire mortal Lin Yifan to become a temporary worker in the Immortal Domain! Unconditionally obey the deployment of the Immortal Domain! The internship period is three months, and if the contractor cannot reach the threshold for promotion to a regular employee within the specified time, he will be humanely destroyed. Sign up after reading!

What! Even if you agree to sign a contract by default after reading it? There is no full force to refuse? What about human rights? What else is there to humanely destroy a regular employee without being promoted within the specified time?

As Lin Yifan finished reading the contract, the contract began to dissipate.

When Lin Yifan opened and closed his eyes again, the previous situation no longer existed.

Could it be another dream? Maybe! Recently, the pressure of unemployment has been too great, and Lin Yifan decided to look for something to do tomorrow.

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