Chapter 663: Chest Crushing Boulder and Zombie Dance

At this time, Madonna on TV was wearing a leather bandeau and leather hot pants, revealing wheat-colored fragrant shoulders and a flat and slender lower abdomen, and of course, those beautiful legs. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

This hot and unusually dressed up, I don't know how many boys screamed, especially when she was holding an electric guitar, singing while playing, and jumping, that radiant vitality instantly infected everyone and pushed the atmosphere of the scene to another peak.

Seeing Madonna dancing and singing there on TV, Xiao Xianxian was so excited that she stood up on the chair, followed the beat of the music, and twisted the little pp, so happy that everyone couldn't help laughing, and then applauded and cheered him.

Seeing that some people cheered and cheered, Xiao Nizi played more and more energetically.

The cute little sample, I saw a few women who hadn't given birth to a child secretly wondering, should they find a time to have a baby?

When Madonna's show was over and the audience was a little unfinished, Chen Baixiang and Mi Xue came up to the stage, Chen Baixiang smiled and asked Mi Xue, "Did you hear it just now?"

Mi Xue couldn't help but sigh when she heard this: "Two years ago, when Miss Sikconi came here to perform at the Spring Festival Gala of Longfeng Terrace, she could still see a little bit of youthfulness, but now she ......."

"It's different now, people are now the new idol diva in North America, and their popularity is catching up with those first-line old-timers, and I can't help but envy, jealousy and hatred when I think about it! Why don't I have such good conditions? I also want to shine brightly, and thousands of people applaud!"

"Pull it down!" Michelle pouted, "It's not that I want to despise you, but do you think you have that temperament......?"

"Captain Tong, Zhi?"

"Oh, he's coming!"

As soon as the picture turned, Lou Nanguang, the captain, walked up to the stage with an underbeaten face and a hat obliquely. Seeing him appear on the stage in the same shape as the captain in "Mr. Zombie", the audience couldn't help laughing, and then cheered.

Lou Nanguang put down the security hat, pointed at the audience with a baton and shouted: "What to see, what to see, what to see? I have never seen such a handsome captain? Look again, see believe it or not, I will arrest you all......" After straightening the security hat, Lou Nanguang said with a straight face: "It's the New Year, at the request of the superior leaders, the captain is here to perform a show for everyone and help everyone!"

"I wanted to drink a song, but when I think about it, singing and dancing is too low, and after thinking about it, I still feel that only a broken boulder on my chest can reflect the majesty of the captain......

As he spoke, he ripped open his shirt, and a big word 'rape' appeared in front of everyone on his chest, and the audience was stunned at first, and then couldn't help laughing again.

Following the eyes of the audience, Lou Nanguang seemed to have just woken up, looked down at his chest, only to find the word 'rape' on it, and then quickly closed his clothes, smiled awkwardly, and said: "Well, that, the captain was too heroic before, so he found that the injuries on his body were not yet healed." That, the big stone on the chest or something, just leave it for next time!" and then he shouted loudly to the backstage, "That Wencai, it's time for your zombie dance!"

Wencai's actor Xu Guanying walked up with the microphone, came to Lou Nanguang's side with a bitter look, and then reached out and waved it on Lou Nan's bald head quickly, grabbing a white hair, "Captain, is this your white hair?"

When Lou Nanguang saw it, he shouted: "How is it possible, this is Chiguoguo's slander, how can this captain be old and decrepit, it must be you who see that this captain is wise and martial, so you want to slander this captain in front of the audience, well, it must be so!"

Tong Zhi, the captain who felt that he was wise and powerful, nodded very confidently, and then looked at Wen Cai with a squint, and said, "Why don't you hurry up and dance your zombie dance?" Don't you want your master to get out of prison soon?"

On the big screen behind the stage, at this time, there was a picture of Uncle Nine being locked up in prison with his head stuck between the railings.

"Okay, okay, I'll just jump!" Wen Cai continued to look bitter, and then walked to the side with the captain Tong and Zhi, in front of the audience, wrapped the white hair in 'rune paper', stuffed it into his mouth, hehe, the thief laughed, and said: "Hehe, you are like a ghost in vain, and you have to drink the old lady...... Bah, you have to drink the old man's footwashing water! If you want me to be embarrassed, you don't want to run ......away."

When they saw this scene, the audience burst out laughing again, and even clapped their armrests and covered their stomachs and laughed. And many viewers who were drinking water in front of the TV directly squirted water out of their mouths.

Then I saw that on the stage, Wen Cai danced the mother-in-law version of the zombie dance, and Lou Nanguang, the wise and martial captain Tong/Zhi, also involuntarily danced along.

Although there are only two people, this show still makes the audience laugh and have a stomachache.

The jokes of the show itself are not big, but if you combine it with the movie "Mr. Zombie", it is different.

Lin Qingxia couldn't help but smile when she saw it: "Husband, whose idea is this show?"

Wu Cheng chuckled and said, "It's the captain's idea, this guy still has some comedy talent." Originally, the TV station was still a little unsure whether to use this program or not, but I thought it was quite interesting after watching it, so I asked them to prepare. ā€

Deng Lijun smiled and said: "I think this captain has a lot of drill brains! Take this opportunity to go to the Longfeng Tai Spring Festival Gala, it is estimated that his popularity will rise again." ā€

Wu Chenghe said with a smile: "I know how to drill camps, play a little smart, I am not afraid of this, I am afraid that I have no ability and want to be opportunistic." I think this guy can still dig in on comedy. ā€

Pan Yingzi also smiled: "I think as long as he stops on that stage and shows his trademark cheap smile, it is estimated that the audience will already be secretly happy." ā€

Hearing Pan Yingzi say this, everyone thought about it, and it seemed that this was really the case.

Zhao Yazhi smiled: "It is estimated that after this year's Spring Festival Gala, his impression in the hearts of the audience will change a lot!"

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but nod their heads, thinking that this was really the case.

The Spring Festival Gala is a magical program, he can make it easy for those stars to get closer to the audience. Even if the idol is popular, no matter how high the status is, no matter how reserved the star is on this show, it can give people a feeling of 'down-to-earth'. It is estimated that this is also one of the reasons why countless celebrities in later generations want to go to the central government and watch the Spring Festival Gala with their heads sharpened!

Unconsciously, nearly half of the program is already halfway, and some of the programs interspersed in the middle sometimes make some young people feel a little tired of watching it, especially those opera programs.

But every year at the Spring Festival Gala, Wu Cheng will ask the TV station to prepare some such programs, after all, this is an artistic inheritance that represents the treasures of ancient Chinese drama.

Young people don't like it, but middle-aged and elderly people don't. When some middle-aged and elderly people watch this kind of program, they even close their eyes and hum along, looking extremely enjoyable.

The programs of the Spring Festival Gala are naturally varied, including ancient opera performances, natural Western ballet, opera performances, and popular break dance.

"Hey, Mommy, Mommy, it's your turn, it's you!"

Xiao Xianxian pointed to the TV and shouted excitedly, then turned to her younger brothers and sisters beside her, and shouted: "Qiaoqiao, Hanhan, applaud, cheer Mommy......"

She is almost two years old, and she is no longer like last year, when she saw Mommy appear on TV, she ran over to hug Mommy, obviously, she already knows a lot of things.

Deng Lijun sang two songs, and these two songs are old songs, one "Alone in the West Building" and one "Walking on the Road of Life", the popularity of these two songs is still quite high.

Wu Cheng actually wanted her to sing the song "The Girl of Alishan", and he felt that when she sang this song, her voice was particularly charming, as if a big bead and a small bead fell on a jade plate.

Of course, Wu Cheng also had the idea of wanting her to sing the English song "The Last Dance".

The original singer of this English song has a hoarse voice, a hoarse voice, and singing this slightly sad song will have an invisible bonus in itself, making the already sad song sound more touching.

In Wu Cheng's opinion, he didn't think that Deng Lijun would be suitable for singing this kind of song, after all, Deng Lijun's voice was mellow, and it was full of intoxicating elasticity.

Originally, he was going to let Madonna sing this song. Madonna's new album already has enough songs, though. As a result, after Deng Lijun saw this song, she directly put it into her new album that she was going to release next year, because she liked this song very much.

Wu Cheng didn't say who was going to sing this song, but Deng Lijun didn't know that this was the song that Wu Cheng prepared for Madonna, and now that she wanted it, Wu Cheng naturally couldn't refuse.

And after listening to the version she sang, Wu Cheng suddenly found that in fact, Deng Lijun sang this song, which also had a different taste, although it was less hoarse and sentimental, but it had more of a long charm. If it weren't for the fact that he had the original version in his mind to compare, Wu Cheng really didn't know that this song could still be interpreted in her way.

Therefore, in this case, Wu Cheng naturally did not mention the matter of giving it to Madonna.

Anyway, there are a lot of English songs in his mind, just find another one and give it to Madonna.

However, Wu Cheng asked her to sing this song, and Deng Lijun directly refused.

In her opinion, it is really inappropriate to sing such a sentimental song on such a festive day, even if the song is really good.

Soon after Deng Lijun, the audience was blown up again, and in front of many TVs, young people who had learned break dancing almost jumped up involuntarily.

Because, Jackson, the king of singing and dancing, is on the stage! )