"Why can't you go?"

"Before I went on stage just now, I told the staff to lock the door, so they couldn't leave until we finished our cross talk. Ding Li looked at the audience and said with a smile: "The key has been locked in the safe by me, and the key to the safe has been sent to the police station."www.biquge.info ”

Liu Xiang said, "Good guy, you don't want it?"

"There's no way, I'm afraid they'll run away halfway. Ding Li pointed to the audience and said.

Thousands of viewers laughed again.

Unlike them, several cross talk actors backstage had a nervous look on their faces. Ding Li's cross talk, whether it is the quality, the interaction with the audience, or the ways and means of throwing the baggage, all made them feel a sense of fear in their hearts.

It's a fear of losing before you fight.

In other words, many competitors are mentally prepared to run together!

Not all contestants have this kind of thought, such as Li Xiaoyun, Ding Xiaofeng and the like, who have enmity with Ding Li, Zhao Donglai, Liu Yulong and other contestants who want to compete with Ding Li, at this time their hearts are burning with a raging flame.

on stage.

"Teacher Ding, are you there?" Liu Xiang said loudly.

As soon as he finished speaking, Ding Li opened his eyes wide and looked at Liu Xiang innocently, "What do you call me?"

"Teacher Ding?"

"Are you calling me?" asked Ding Li, pointing to his nose.

"Of course I'm calling you. ”

"Who am I?"

"Ding Li. ”

"No, I'm not Ding Li. Ding Li said.

"You're not Ding Li, who is that?"

Ding Li smiled, "Who am I? I will scare you to death when I say it, my name is Liu Xiang." ”

Liu Xiang asked, "You are Liu Xiang, so who am I?"

"You. Ding Li looked Liu Xiang up and down, showed a happy expression, and said in surprise: "Oh mom, aren't you a sketch master, the album has sold tens of millions of copies, and directed movies, and you still talk about Ding Liding's teacher who has a good cross talk?"

The audience laughed.

Laughing back and forth, he didn't expect to be able to say so many words from Ding Li's mouth.

Liu Xiang was stunned, "I'm Ding Li, how can I be Ding Li?"

Ding Li, "Mr. Ding, why did you come here? Can you sign it for me? I like your sketches very much." ”

Liu Xiang looked at the audience and asked, "Audience friends, should I sign this name or not?"

"Signed. The audience burst into tears.

Thousands of people shouted out together, and the sound was really deafening.

"Yes, according to what you guys mean, I'm Ding Li. Liu Xiang said: "The great director Ding Li." ”

"Huh!" shouted the audience.

Ding Li, "Teacher Ding, you can help me sign it, so I can go back and show off with everyone." ”

"That's right, Mr. Ding. Liu Xiang patted his mouth with his hand, "I am Ding Li now, you are Liu Xiang, by the way, Mr. Liu, you are also a ...... of cross talk." ”

Ding Li waved his hand, "Teacher Ding, I mean cross talk, but my cross talk is not worth mentioning with your cross talk, who are you?

When he talked about this, Ding Li pointed at himself with his finger, suddenly smiled, and twisted: "I am a little cross talk junior Liu Xiang who can't be mentioned anymore." ”

Spit up.

Many viewers at the scene, including in front of the TV, suddenly vomited after listening to Ding Li's words.

Boy.

Can you praise yourself like this?

Still shameless?

That is, they all laughed and clapped their hands, and sent the warmest applause!

The reason for this is nothing more than two points.

First, they were really amused.

Second, the cross talk styles of Ding Li and Liu Xiang, everyone already had a certain guess in their hearts, but they were still caught off guard, and the cross talk they are talking about now is completely two styles compared to the previous cross talk.

It's not two styles, some of them are still the same, such as the interaction with the audience.

"Phew. Liu Xiang said: "Co-author Ding Li is a respected old-timer? Liu Xiang is too small to mention again? It's really shameless." ”

Ding Li smiled: "Thank you Teacher Ding for your compliment, I will continue to work hard." ”

"Poof. "A backstage staff member sprayed.

The audience knelt down.

Only now did they know that Ding Li's face was so thick-skinned.

Today's cross talk has a head.

Liu Xiang smacked his lips, "Am I complimenting you?"

Ding Li tilted his head, "Isn't it?"

Liu Xiang looked at Ding Li, "Teacher Liu, don't belittle yourself too much, we still know a little about you, you are young and handsome, and the cross talk is not bad, I heard that you won a world record not long ago?"

After speaking, he put his eyes on the audience at the scene, and said loudly: "This world record may not be known to everyone, I am here today to popularize it for everyone, not long ago, the number of fans on Mr. Liu Xiang's Weibo exceeded 100 million." ”

Ding Li smiled and said: "That's not as good as your teacher Ding Liding, the number of your Weibo fans has exceeded 200 million." ”

"Mr. Liu, it's still you, you have exceeded 300 million. Liu Xiang said modestly.

Ding Li waved his hand, "You are more, you have broken through 400 million." ”

Liu Xiang, "You are more, breaking through one billion." ”

Ding Li continued, "I don't have much, you have more, you have exceeded 5 billion." ”

Liu Xiang said: "You have exceeded 10 billion." ”

Many viewers laughed when they heard this.

Boy.

That's a braggadocio.

The entire Shui Lanxing has a population of 10 billion, and the co-authors are all fans of Ding Li?

Because this issue of the cross talk show is also broadcast live on the Internet, many fans and netizens who watched the show are still pulling tickets for their idols when they express their opinions.

"No wonder this cross talk of theirs is called bragging, it can really brag. ”

"This cross talk is good, fans of Mr. Ding, pay attention to voting. ”

"It seems that today's champion is none other than Ding Li. ”

"Hahaha...... , don't you see who our teacher Ding is?"

"This cross talk is really not interesting at all, if this is their strength, I think ....... ”

“……。 ”

When they were talking.

Ding Li and Liu Xiang's cross talk also came to an end, and the topic of the two also talked about their height.

I saw Ding Li say loudly: "I'm tall." ”

Liu Xiang, "I'm taller, I'm 100 meters tall." ”

Ding Li, "I'm a kilometer tall. ”

Liu Xiang, "I am 10,000 meters tall. ”

"I have the blue sky above my head and the earth under my feet. ”

"The last time the national satellite broke, I took it back from space, and then I sent it into space with my arm, are you as tall as me?" Liu Xiang looked at Ding Li and asked with a smile.

"My upper lip is against the sky, and my lower lip is against the ground. Ding Li said loudly.

"Your upper lip is against the sky, and your lower lip is against the ground. Liu Xiang pointed at Ding Li, "Where did the face go?"

"We braggart shamelessly. ”

At the end of the cross talk, the theme of the cross talk is pointed out.

Bragging is shameless.

This sentence is not wrong at all, people nowadays can do anything in order to brag.

Not long ago, in order to post a circle of friends to show off himself, someone was stunned in the western restaurant, and when other people's dishes came up, he shamelessly went up to take a photo and posted it to his circle of friends.

Another person, in order to show the number of walks he walked that day, placed a mobile phone to measure his steps on the dog's body.

In short, in order to show yourself, do everything.