Demon Venerable Juntang was deeply dissatisfied with her wording: "What? Have you ever thought like that?"

"Who hasn't had a ridiculous idea when he's young and ignorant?"

Chu Lingxi sat up, leaned on his shoulder, and used Qingqi's logic to round the half-truth and half-truth story seamlessly-

"There is no coincidence in the world, when the demon clan attacked the demon clan, the lord of the country proposed a marriage contract to me, and on the second day, I had to see the heroic posture of the honorable, although you broke my three ribs with one palm, but I secretly told myself in my heart that in this life, either I will not marry, if I want to marry, I will marry a real man who is invincible in the world like Zunshang!"

Demon Venerable Juntang looked at her fox-like soul-hooking eyes: "Back then, in the ring competition, you once said that it was your own little fan sister, it seems that it is not a joke." ”

"How dare people deceive the Demon Venerable~"

Chu Lingxi lied and didn't make drafts, his face was not red and his heart was not beating: "When I first saw you, I had a strong premonition, you will become the most important man in my life, and sure enough, God has given me the opportunity to be reborn, and I am fortunate to live in the body of the willow bud immortal, and I will always accompany the honorable side, and I have no regrets in this life." ”

She looked at the eyes of the Demon Venerable affectionately, and showed her double-minded acting skills, and complained about her sincerity wave after wave-

"Auntie and grandmother just want to test it, how stupid can you be for love?"

"Damn, your stupid and stupid eyes tell me, you believe all the nonsense, sooner or later you will be deceived by your aunt and grandmother to the point that you don't even have pants left!"

"I'm going to go south and north, proficient in the fancy dialects of satirizing fools everywhere, and I'll give them all to you, please accept them, you're not polite - you biaozi, you stupid roe deer, you melon baby, you stupid, you stupid, your braincase show funny, Nong's brain is watt!"

Demon Venerable Juntang is willing to indulge in love dreams, he is not deceived by the acting skills of the demon girl, but blindfolded by his own obsession-

"You and Liu Ya have become one, all those who have bullied, mistreated, hurt, and betrayed you will all pay the price, and if Heaven does not punish evil, then I will do the right thing for Heaven!"

Chu Lingxi was moved to tears on the surface, but in fact, he shouted in his heart: "Grandma's beauty plan has reached the peak, and her status in the heart of the Silly Demon Venerable can be compared with Liu Ya, perfect!"

Demon Venerable Jun Tang suddenly kissed Zhu on the lips, his iron palm tightly clasped the back of her head, and his domineering tongue indulged wantonly in the cherry mouth.

"Your Excellency... No way... Calm down... Restrained... Please refrain from it!"

Chu Lingxi dodged left and right, it took a lot of effort to push away the hormonal beast, the top priority was to close the distance, she twisted her body, slid down from the thigh of the Demon Venerable like a water snake, sat on the pedal, raised her hands high to prevent the Demon Venerable from approaching, the disordered breathing was not completely smooth, and her cheeks were flushed like peach blossoms-

"I can't faint at this juncture, otherwise I won't be able to attend Parsons Brinckerhoff's wedding banquet!"

"Okay, it's up to you. ”

Demon Venerable Juntang wanted to carry her back up, but Chu Lingxi was like a frightened rabbit, and he ran and jumped back to the Eight Immortals table, raising his hand to draw an imaginary Chu River Han Realm in the middle.

She creatively proposed: "We... For the time being, we had better get along with the Cowherd and Weaver Girl mode, the distance can not only produce beauty, but also ensure my sobriety!"

Demon Venerable Juntang objected, for him, the distance between him and his beloved could not hold hands, even if it was close at hand, it was the end of the world: "It's not really so far away from Tianhe..."

Chu Lingxi adhered to his principles, raised his arm to stop him from approaching with his mind: "Stop, don't move! Otherwise, I'll ignore you!"

Such a childish and clumsy threat caused Demon Venerable Jun Tang to laugh more than once: "Noisy and vexatious, we seem to be like an old husband and wife." ”

Chu Lingxi said: "The old husband and wife's model is also good, and they always keep a cold distance from each other like enemies. ”

Demon Venerable had to sit back on the Arhat Collapse: "As long as it is not the distance between life and death like Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, I can make compromises." ”

"We're serious!"

Chu Lingxi took a bite of the fresh fruit, cleared his throat, straightened his clothes, and really looked like a fake and serious person-

"Chu Yingying doesn't have much experience in dealing with government affairs, but her ability should not be underestimated, Lord Li's Longyang habit is a secret, and few people know about it, after I rejected Lord Li, Chu Zhou originally intended to let Chu Jiaxuan, who has a prominent family background, marry on behalf of her, in addition, there are many princesses in other states of the demon clan who compete with the county lord, and the battle is no less than the elite of the Four Realms to grab the military town, no one expected that the final winner would be Chu Yingying, I still don't know what kind of means she used. ”

"Before Chuzhou and Lizhou made peace, you must have persuaded Chu Yingying. ”

"I thought she didn't know about Lord Li's habits, and she persuaded and persuaded her bitterly, and the wasted spittle stars could accumulate into a vast ocean, and she didn't understand that some people can't be straight once they bend. ”

Demon Venerable Juntang was drinking tea, and was stimulated by her arrogant words, choking until he coughed.

"If you slow down, the wine will be enjoyable, and the tea will be drunk slowly. ”

Chu Lingxi stroked it in the air, pretended to mean it, and continued: "After they got married, the relationship between husband and wife has never been harmonious, because the lord of the Li country is allied with the brothers and sisters of the Chu family, so he often discusses military affairs with me. ”

Demon Venerable Juntang God predicted: "It is difficult for a Qing official to take care of family affairs, and you are caught in a dilemma between this pseudo-couple, and you will end up complaining from both parties." ”

"It's okay to just complain, but also to be put on a stand by the treacherous Chu Yingying! My aunt and grandmother are smart, and they actually capsized in the gutter, and they hate it when they think of it!"

Chu Lingxi took a few bites of fresh fruit, chewed it hatefully, regarded the fresh fruit as an enemy, and told the truth: "One day Chu Yingying came to me with an injury, saying that he was beaten by Li Guozhu, the man who hated beating women the most in my life, plus he was drunk at that time, and his mind was not very clear, so he took a knife to find Li Guozhu in a fit of anger, and fought a big fight, and left a scar on his face, and since then he has broken off friendship and never seen each other again." ”

"With the character of the lord of the country, it is unlikely that he will do anything to a woman. ”

"That's right, he still gave me three points when I broke off the fight..."

Chu Lingxi's heart was full of remorse: "After I woke up, I realized that there was something strange in this, and I found out that everything was Chu Yingying's conspiracy, she thought that I did have a personal affair with Lord Li, and deliberately provoked it, in order to keep me away from Lizhou, but her wishful thinking did not start in the end, Lord Li had no interest in women at all, and they could never be a real couple." ”

Demon Venerable Juntang pondered for a moment: "The person who can successfully deceive the demon girl and the god of war is indeed a ruthless character who has to be guarded against, and it can be seen from various events that she is good at making yin tricks behind her back, and she must be strictly guarded against, and she must not be allowed to find an opportunity." ”