Chapter 387: A Hundred Ugly Pictures Out of Heaven and Earth (Ask for Subscription)
At this moment, Deng Fatzi's heart is lively enough, needless to say, the previous egg is always in town, although it sounds extremely unreliable, but in the end, Zhang Dadao's first explanation is also reasonable. What kind of person is Zhang Dadao, in Deng Fatzi's heart, he is a living immortal! What such a character says, it is absolutely necessary to listen to it.
If the voice of the fat man Deng made Qian laugh and they heard it, they would definitely think that this fat man had fat in his brain! Pang Zuodao was still discussing this egg now, and even the guy who wanted to buy Tyrande to inflate one-to-one came out. That is a terrible thing for a god and demon to dance around, and people who talk like Pang Zuodao don't know how to speak. But no one cared about what Zhang Dadao said about the bed.
That is to say, Deng Fatzi is a caring person, as soon as he heard Zhang Dadao's words, he immediately said: "What does the master think is the problem? Is it to change the bed? The master said that I will order it and I will find someone!" Deng Fatzi is very generous, he looked at Zhang Dadao's charge today, but it was much lower than he expected, and of course Deng Fatzi would not care about the money for changing the bed.
Qian Yixiao and Bai Yaqi glanced at each other, both of them had nothing to say, this Deng Fat Man's brain was really bad. However, the friends on the Internet have high IQs, and it can be seen from the barrage comments: "I'm going, the world is difficult......!
Zhang Dadao was speechless, looked at Deng Fatzi and said: "What kind of bed do you change? Where can you use it, just change this mattress! But you have to be careful, Poor Dao said that your life is blessed, and it doesn't matter if you have other women." It's just one point, I have to sleep overnight, and I can only spend it with the main room. When Zhang Dadao said the latter sentence, he leaned over and whispered in Deng Fatzi's ear.
Deng Fatzi was stunned. His brows furrowed even tighter, and after a while he spoke, "Master." Is there anything else to move here?" Although Deng Fatzi was fooled by Zhang Dadao and broke his brain, his logical thinking did not show obvious abnormalities, and his brain was still normal. It is impossible to tell the real situation in front of everyone, and there is a kid with a mobile phone on the side, although he doesn't know about this live broadcast, Deng Fatzi can also guess a rough idea.
At this time, Zhang Dadao had not yet spoken, but the live broadcast room was lively again, and netizens began to speculate about what was in Zhang Dadao's other packages. Pang Zuodao was also a funny person, and hurriedly said: "Okay, since everyone guesses." If you guess correctly, I'll give you a raffle with something from the online store!"
Netizens were also lively, and they speculated: "The tribe must be an alliance below!" "Stupid, eggs are always bosses." "I'm sure I'm going to have a part in it, and it's time for Kim AK to come out......!"
Although netizens guessed very lively, although the wisdom of this netizen is magical, but where is Zhang Dadao If ordinary people can be easily guessed, how can Zhang Dadao be worthy of the old patients of the Seventh Hospital, and the first crazy name in Jiangnan. I saw him take out an object, and it shone brightly. All actions are like treasures turning into rainbows, but the swaying is like heaven and earth hanging upside down. Just this one magic weapon, the scroll of good things is colorful and disorderly.
As soon as this magic weapon was thrown out, it spread out and chaotic, like a cavalry blockbuster. Waiting for Qian Yixiao and Bai Yaqi to see it more clearly, they almost didn't hold back a stomach full of half-digested seafood wine squirting out. This scroll is a large scroll composed of different photographs of one inch in size. These photos are no one else! Officially all kinds of ugly girls who are famous on the Internet, what Sister Lotus, Sister Huang and the like. Just looking at it makes people tremble, together it is a rare big killer in the world!
Qian Yixiao and Bai Yaqi's faces turned green at that time! I only felt that a cold air rose from the spring and went straight up to the twelfteen-story Jade Pavilion, and the word "ugly" exploded. instantly felt that there was nothing in the world to be nostalgic for, and it was really like the red face and white bone mirror in "The Story of Stones". It can eliminate the root of troubles. This painting is pasted at home, and it is really contraception on the bed under the bed to ward off evil spirits, and it is definitely an innate spiritual treasure.
Pang Zuodao also took his mobile phone and pulled in the camera to take a few close-ups, and at that time, there were one or two thousand people who had poor psychological tolerance and organized a wave of unsubscribes, and the rest of those who had heavy tastes were very happy!
Deng Fatzi didn't take the lead, but just watched from afar! He completely believed Zhang Dadao at this time, even if Zhang Dadao took out the photos of the Four Heavenly Kings of Hong Kong, he was afraid that he would believe it too! Deng Fatzi smiled and didn't ask, but netizens were anxious and urged to explain, and some of them began to explain to people, and they didn't need Pang Zuodao to open his mouth.
Deng Fatzi didn't ask, but Qian Yixiao and Bai Yaqi couldn't help it, Qian Yixiao hesitated for a while, suppressed his disgust and said: "Lao Zhang, don't say that this is also your light!
Bai Yaqi shook her head, imitating Zhang Dadao's train of thought and said: "It shouldn't be necessary, just post it out, and the ghost will be scared when he sees it!
Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, this Bai Yaqi seemed to have a bit of wisdom! Zhang Dadao shook his head, and was silent for a while before explaining: "It's also right and not right! This ghost does have the effect of exorcism, the so-called people are afraid of ghosts and ghosts and people! Most people don't know who ghosts are afraid of! This ghost is most afraid of two kinds of people, one is a selfless and innocent righteous gentleman in his heart, such as Poor Dao! The other is a wicked person!"
Qian Yi sneered: "Nonsense, this is all a cliché, how can there be so many evil guys who are afraid of ghosts! Besides, these are ugly people at most." ”
"Don't you smell your face and feel it from your heart? This evil appearance can also be regarded as evil! But what you said is not the main function of my baby!" Zhang Dadao waved his hand, as if you didn't know how to do it and didn't care about you in general.
"Even the magic weapons of the Heavenly Master are multi-functional!" Only Bai Er, who had not spoken for a long time, maintained his firm support for Zhang Dadao at this time!
He supported it, but Zhang Dadao didn't give him a good face, stretched out his hand and stuffed the scroll to Bai Er's fool, and said, "Go to the side! Take the treasure painting of the poor road and paste it on the top of the big back window!"
Bai Er's fool happily took it and left, Qian Yixiao and Bai Yaqi didn't bother to ask again, anyway, they couldn't understand Zhang Dadao's routine, so don't ask him about it. They don't care, but Deng Fatzi can't, so he hurriedly asked, "Master, tell me about this treasure...... What's so important about treasure paintings?" Deng Fatzi also saw this thing clearly, and he was stunned for a moment, so he could only hold back the title of a treasure painting. (To be continued......)
PS: The investigation of the party and mass building of the dog said that it wasted me another day, and I can't do it at 5 today, and I will make up for it tomorrow on sick leave. But this one is pretty cool.