"I, can't I go to class?" After speaking, Chu Qing slipped into the classroom like a little mouse and stood listlessly on the podium. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The teacher didn't care and still introduced to the students: "Ladies and gentlemen, today we have welcomed a new student for us to applaud. The children in the whole class remembered the applause like a tide, and sure enough, the children are still children, and they didn't say that there was any difference because of which world, they were all so simple.

"Then let's ask our new classmates to give us an introduction. Saying that, the female teacher said Chu Qing twice with her elbow, and Chu Qing had no choice but to wipe her face and said weakly: "Hello everyone, I'm Chu Qing, it's over." Saying that, Chu Qing covered his eyes with his hands, and he really couldn't bear to look at it anymore, Lao Tzu really grew up so big, what hardships have he not suffered, what crimes have he not suffered?

And the teacher also cleared his throat helplessly and said, "Then please sit in the fourth column of the fifth row." Although this teacher is a little strict, but not to mention that he is really considerate, he knows that Chu Qing can't recognize the classmates in the class, so he told him the seat number, unlike in the anime or TV series, he always said: Okay, you just sit next to classmate so-and-so, the ghost knows who classmate so-and-so is! This also indirectly caused embarrassment, but this teacher resolved the embarrassment very well, and it can be seen that she still has some level.

What if there is a level, anyway, if the damn old man doesn't explain to himself what is going on, Lao Tzu will ask someone to pull his beard down to make a brush, Chu Qing strode to the seat, this sitting is not a scripture, Chu Qing's whole person is even more embarrassed, because as I said before, the average age of the students in this class is definitely not more than ten years old, and as soon as the casual light person sits down, he will be like a mountain and the sight of the people behind him will be clean, which makes the children complain, and without waiting for the teacher to speak, Chu Qing is very familiar with the last row, and he can finally go to class。

The teacher wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead and said, "Students, because the history teacher has something to do, so I will give him a simple elementary history lesson, and ask the students to take out the textbook and turn to the third page......"

Because Chu Qing didn't bring anything related to class, such as a notebook and a pen, he had to put his hands on the table and bury his head in it, and listened with his ears, but fortunately, because the school had just started, the teacher taught the basics of the basics, and it was not so difficult to remember.

The content of the course briefly introduces the origin and glorious history of the human race, countless human heroes have become extraordinarily tall under the teacher's colorful narration, and without exception, most of these heroes are some fighting saints or magic masters, arranging such a class is probably hoping to establish a goal of hard work in the children, but this is a loophole in education, because in the teaching, some teachers exaggerate someone's achievements too much to cause the opposite effect of creating gods, obviously a mortal but it has caused people to feel unsurpassable, which also directly causes some students to give up on themselves, anyway, no matter how hard they try, they can't surpass anyone's negative thoughts。

But what can Chu Qing do? He is neither a teacher nor an educator, and although he has failed to create a god, he is the best tool for maintaining his rule, and the rulers of feudal society are eager to think that he is the strongest in the whole world, and the more rumors that those who betray him will die, the better, how can they discipline the teachers? And more and more new teachers will naturally exaggerate the glorious image of some heroes with false rumors.

For example, just now this beautiful female teacher talked about a more typical task Osby Kangji Othello, this person's story Chu Qing has also read the records of the classics, I have to say that this person also has some ability, once led 5,000 Terran cavalry to fight against 200,000 orcs and achieved undefeated pride, but it is only undefeated, according to historical records, Othello handsome 5,000 Terran cavalry, you must know that the 5,000 Terran cavalry is amazing, among which the lowest knights are the level of the Great Dou Division, and these 200,000 orcs also have water, not only most of them are old and weak women and children, but also a large number of wounded soldiers, To put it bluntly, it is a force that transports the wounded, and the orcs who can really participate in the exhibition may not even have enough 10,000 people, it is such a shameless Othello and a group of wounded women of orcs who are undefeated and written on the honor list of history, which is really a shame for the human race.

But what made Chu Qing cry and laugh the most was what this teacher said, Othello single-handedly rushed into the enemy camp and fought with the enemy general for three days and three nights, and finally directly took the enemy's head and killed thousands of enemies, it was simply a waste myth, Chu Qing almost laughed out loud when he heard this, this story is true, but it didn't sound so glorious, the real situation is actually that Othello's men and horses passed through a canyon when they were chasing the wounded, and one was placed in front of him, one was directly across the canyon, and the fastest way to catch up with the orcs fleeing in front, and the other was to cross the canyon, although the speed slowed down, but there was no danger of ambush。

Presumably you have also guessed, yes, Othello, this mediocre did not hesitate to choose the first, and then on the way is generally ambushed by orc women, girls and children and wounded, they stood above the canyon, and threw down the stones and wood continuously caused more than 100 people to die on the spot, and the rest of the people and horses were in chaos, at this time an orc general endured the pain on his body, and led the orcs who could fight directly into the Othello array, what this group of people is people on their backs, and this Othello is even more ridiculous, and when he found out that he was ambushed and ready to escape, he was reversed by a puff of smoke and dust, causing him to rush towards the orc position, and when he found out that it was a night, He fought hard into the enemy's formation, and after fighting left and right for a while, he really found the injured orc general, he cut off the general's head in three strokes and five divided by two, and escaped in chaos, which left him a dog's life, but he didn't expect this shameless thing to show off shamelessly, and then he became a great hero of the human race, and became a great hero in the mouth of this teacher.

I don't know how long it took, a crisp bell came to the classroom, the teacher cleaned up the books on the table and said to finish class, Chu Qing was in a hurry to run out of the classroom, and when he just stepped on the threshold of the classroom, a pair of familiar slender hands put on his shoulders again, and he said with a sad face: "Teacher, I can leave when class is over." ”

"No, follow me to the office. Saying that, Chu Qing only felt a pain in his shoulder, and his whole person was crooked, and he subconsciously shouted: "My God, aunt, you are going to play me to death!"

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