Chapter 231: Why Is It Always Me Alone?
"Two little bees, flying among the flowers, flying left and flying right, flying ~~ popping (ahhh)!fly~~ahh
"Haha, you lose, you drink!"
"Why do I always lose?!"
"Hurry up, don't grind!"
"Come again!"
"Two little bees, flying among the flowers, flying left and flying right......"
Song Qian came out of the bathroom and saw the scene in front of him, completely stunned: the room was still room 1508, and there were still two women on the bed. However, the wine bottles on the coffee table were empty, and the two women, both with crimson faces, were sitting cross-legged on the bed playing with the little bee.
"You're finally done?" Cao Ning was facing the door, and she saw it after Song Qian came out.
"Well, you ......"
"The wine is gone, go buy another bottle. Cao Ning didn't wait for Song Qian to speak, and directly gave him orders.
At this time, Yuan Zixin also turned around and added: "Buy two bottles, one bottle is definitely not enough." Next, lose and have a drink!"
"Who is afraid of whom, Miss Ben can't pour three bottles of red wine!" Cao Ning immediately blew out the cowhide, and then said to Song Qian, "Three bottles, buy three more bottles!"
"But what you said, don't get drunk and cry dad and call mother!" Yuan Zixin was not to be outdone, and divided the last bit of wine equally among the two.
"Why are you still stunned?!" Almost in unison, Cao Ning and Yuan Zixin both shouted at Song Qian.
Belch!
Frightened, Song Qian hurriedly picked up the phone and called: "Room 1508, send three more bottles of red wine." ”
Soon, the doorbell rang, it was still the waiter before, although he was no longer afraid, but he was still a little uneasy, and he was able to serve the local tyrant who tipped two thousand as soon as he made a move, it was an honor, an honor!
"I only need three bottles. Looking at the four bottles of red wine in the tray in the waiter's hand, Song Qian was a little puzzled. Although it is not a matter of money, it should not be good for two women to drink so much. Although you can mess up with it after drinking, it's not easy to do it if you have too much.
"Sir is like this, our hotel now has an event, red wine consumption of two thousand to get a bottle of equivalent red wine, your three bottles are 1650, I counted the previous bottle for you, more than two thousand, just can send a bottle. This time, the waiter explained very smoothly, and he didn't say anything without ventilation.
"Yes......" Song Qian twitched the corner of his mouth, since it was sent, then ask for it.
"Sir, do you need any more services?"
"No need, thank you. ”
"Then you must call if you need it, I am in the housekeeping center, 24 hours to serve you. ”
"Thank you...... Thank you......" Song Qian suddenly shuddered and quickly closed the door. Sure enough, where the money goes, where the enthusiasm is.
Carrying four bottles of red wine back to the room, the two women were even more excited when they saw the wine, and stood directly on the bed and continued to draw their fists. The first few times because the wine hadn't arrived, he could only paint his face with lipstick, and at this time, there were four or five scratches on each of the two people's faces, this picture was so beautiful that Song Qian couldn't bear to look at it directly.
"You two's wine!" Song Qian depressedly put the wine on the coffee table and turned around to leave. The two women are playing so well, what else is going on with themselves? Why don't you wait for them to drink and come and see for themselves?
"Don't go, help open the wine!" Cao Ning stopped Song Qian again.
“……”
Today, it seems that I am being targeted by two aunts and grandmothers, living on my own, drinking my own, and serving myself......
bored, Song Qian also poured himself a glass of red wine, pressed the remote control randomly, and found Stephen Chow's "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" to watch.
"Two little bees, flying among the flowers, flying left and flying right, flying~~pa(ahah)!fly~~ahah(papa)!fly~~~......"
"Brother Tang, help!"
"It seems that Brother Zhu must have lost in the casino again?"
"The parents who gave birth to me, Brother Tang who knows me!"
"Among the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River, Brother Zhu is the most free and easy, and everyone knows it! The so-called wind blows eggshells, wealth goes to people's happiness, this is your motto, isn't it?"
"I have won awards, but compared to Brother Tang's unruliness, the younger brother has to be out of reach!"
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"Haha, you're losing again!
"You're a fool, you're slow!"
"Where is it? I am willing to gamble and lose, and if I don't drink, I will take off my clothes!"
"Whoever can't drink it will take it off!"
……
"Wangcai... Wangcai... Wangcai, you can't die, Wangcai, you have been with me for so many years, you have affection and righteousness for me, and you treat me with all sincerity, but now I haven't even let you eat a full meal, I'm sorry for you, Wangcai!"
"Be careful!"
"Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! I have been with you for so many years, and I have been teaching you to raise you as if you were my own flesh and blood, I can't imagine that today, the white-haired people send the black-haired people!"
……
"I can't drink anymore......"
"You said, if you can't drink it, you will take off your clothes. ”
"Take it off, I really ...... ...... vomit"
"Haha, it really doesn't work......!
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"Haha~ Let me tell you, the cup of ginseng tea you drank just now has been poisoned by me for the first miracle in the world: one day to die!"
"Haha~ The world's first strange poison, which round to get your 'one-day death'! It should be our Tang family's "half-step with a smile"!"
"Our 'One Day Death Scatter' is made of seven different poisonous insects, plus crane top red, refined for 7749 days, colorless and tasteless, killing people without a trace. ”
"Our 'Smile Half Step' is made with honey, Chuanbei, bellflower, and Tianshan Snow Lotus, no refrigeration, no preservatives, in addition to the toxicity, the taste is also delicious. ”
"Those who eat our 'one-day death' will lose all their martial arts within one day, their muscles and veins will flow backwards, and they will think wildly, and finally their blood vessels will burst and die. ”
"That's right! And friends who have eaten 'smiling half a step', as the name suggests, must not walk half a step, or smile, otherwise they will also explode and die. Truly a home travel ......"
"Killing people and killing ......"
"A must-have medicine!"
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Time passed little by little, all kinds of voices filled his ears, Song Qian felt that his eyes were getting more and more blurry, his head was getting heavier and heavier, and it seemed that his alcohol volume was only half a bottle of red wine, and the two women who kept shouting "come again" at this time were not at the same level at all......
I don't know how long it took, Song Qian still felt groggy in his head, and he tried to raise his eyelids, but the room was already dark, only a faint night light was on.
On the bed, Yuan Zixin and Cao Ning folded their arms on their arms, lying there with their legs pressed against their legs, covered with quilts on their bodies, and they had already drunk to death.
In the dim light, Song Qian stood up from the sofa and stumbled to the side of the bed. The couch is too tired, he needs to lie down, lie down!
Touching a delicate thigh, Song Qian's whole body trembled, and continued to touch it upward, tender and smooth...... Wet and sticky......
What the hell?!
Song Qian fixed his eyes and looked at it:......!
Cao Ning and Yuan Zixin are drunk and don't know, Song Qian is still a little conscious at this time, this bed is vomited everywhere, it is impossible for him to climb up and sleep directly. However, in line with the idea of helping others, Song Qian still pinched his nose and wrung a towel, roughly scrubbed the two women, removed the dirty bedding, and replaced it with a clean bed. Then he went up to the corner of the bed.
The eyelids became heavier and heavier, and the sleepiness struck again.
"Didi!" the phone screen lit up.
Song Qian's eyelids, which were about to close, opened again, and found that it was just a reminder that the battery level was less than 10%. It was almost twelve o'clock......
Twelve?
Twelve!!