Chinese New Year's Eve.

Home.

It was another table of dishes, Jiang Lun ate a few bites casually, and then went to play games with Jiang Wen and Jiang Wu.

Each of the three takes a controller, turns on the multiplayer mode, and plays a 2D single-player game.

Jiang Ning also took a few bites and went to play with his mobile phone, only his parents were still watching TV and chatting.

"Technology is really advanced now, you look at this stage design. ”

"Well, it's just that the content of the show isn't interesting. ”

"Hey, the scale of this show is getting more and more open, you see what those dancers are wearing, and those cross talk actors are actually not explicit in scolding corrupt officials, but they don't feel as interesting as the previous shows. ”

"Just take a look, this thing is also a study, there's no point!"

"Yes, I'll go upstairs to watch TV dramas on the computer later, and I've had a few Korean dramas recently!"

"It's easy to be brain-dead if you see too much of that thing, this is what it said on the Internet, you're old, let's accompany the children!"

"You're fart! You're only a handful of age?"

"Okay, okay, I won't quarrel with you for the New Year, I'll go to Lao Yang to play chess!"

"Go, go, go, stinky basket!"

“……”

The parents quarreled, and Jiang Lun didn't persuade anything, for them, this is the spice of life, and it is not really going to be a war.

While playing games, he also paid attention to the Spring Festival Gala, of course, not to watch it with his heart, but to wait to see Wen Tao and Wu Yusheng.

In the afternoon, the two called over, and the song that was finally changed passed the review and won unanimous praise from the director team.

Regarding this result, Jiang Lun can only smile bitterly, is it possible that the aesthetics of the director team of the Spring Festival Gala have reached this level?

Although the song that was changed later was not bad, and it was also a very classic children's song in the 70s in another world, and then it was adapted and sung by Mr. Liu Huan in an electronic version, and it was picked up by netizens many years later and became a sensational divine comedy.

But after all, this is the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, if a group of children go up to sing, it will be fine, let Wen Tao and Wu Yusheng sing?

Online.

Netizens are also talking about this year's Spring Festival Gala.

"It's ugly! I'm going to have embarrassing cancer!"

"A year is not as good as a year, it is recommended that radio and television cancel the annual Spring Festival Gala!"

"Alas, all stations are broadcasting the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, so you don't have to watch this if you don't watch this. ”

"I don't watch it anyway, I watch the movie on the computer, relive "Crazy Stone", the more I watch it, the more connotative it becomes, and the more I watch it, the funnier it becomes!"

"yes, then I'll go and see it again!"

"I've watched it six times this year alone, do you have any new movie recommendations?"

"No, I'm watching variety shows, make up for what I haven't watched before, no matter how embarrassing the variety show is, it feels more interesting than the Spring Festival Gala. ”

Suddenly, a handful of netizens made a noise.

"Look, Lin Mei has just appeared!"

"Wow! It's actually duet with Shao Yunfei "Ice and Snow Love"?"

"Oh my God!

"Yes, yes, it's so pretty. ”

"It's just that the pronunciation is not standard!"

"What? This is Mandarin? I thought she was singing in Korean!"

"Hahaha, you're so funny!"

"Don't bully my family Ernie, she is so serious and hard to learn to sing Chinese songs, why don't you agree?"

"I don't disagree, I just feel funny!"

"Hmph, can you try singing Korean songs?

……

Home.

Jiang Lun also saw Shao Yunfei and Lin Meichu on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

Shao Yunfei is a new little fresh meat, he was a Korean trainee before, and after a Korean men's group debuted and became popular, he quickly terminated the contract with the other party and returned to China to develop, and this year it is also very popular.

At least there is no obstacle for him and Lin Meichu to communicate offstage, but on stage, the two of them knew that it was lip-synching as soon as they heard it, especially Shao Yunfei, Jiang Lun had heard him sing live on some occasions, and it was not so good at all.

In the face of hundreds of millions of viewers across the country, such deception is basically the responsibility of the director team, but the stars themselves are also responsible.

Judging from the program list, Lin Meichu and An Zaizhi are one at the front and the other at the back, with more than ten programs in between, and it is estimated that the director team has special intentions in this arrangement, wanting to win over young audiences and increase ratings.

But judging from the comments on the Internet, many Korean fans stopped watching Lin Meichu's duet after watching it, and waited for An Zaizhi to come on the stage to watch it.

I don't know how the director team will feel in the face of these comments.

"Big brother, you're dead again!"

Just when Jiang Lun was distracted, his younger brother Jiang Wu pulled his god back with a word.

looked at the display, and sure enough, he lost another life.

"Come on, fight again!"

How could Jiang Lun admit defeat and pull the two of them to continue playing.

"Big brother, don't forget it!"

Old God Jiang Wen said, "You see that Lin Meichu watched so carefully, let's go listen to her sing, let's play again in a while!"

"Little bunny, I'm here to see what they show!"

Jiang Lun patted Jiang Wen lightly on the back of his head, "Don't look at it, don't look at it, play a game." ”

"Okay, but let's change the game and play Flying Car Adventures this time. ”

"Okay, you decide. ”

This "Flying Car Adventure" is also a game that can be played by multiple people, the screen is divided into three parts: left, center, and right, and the three people have their own side, and the car in the game can also shoot missiles to attack the car in front of it.

Jiang Lun hasn't played a game for many years, and he has been in the hands of Jiang Wen and Jiang Wu for two consecutive rounds, even if he is unwilling, he will admit it.

I can only sigh in my heart that the years are like water, and he can't fight these two children in this field.

"Forget it, you two have fun!"

Jiang Lun reluctantly put down the handle, "I can't keep up with your rhythm!"

"Hehe!" Jiang Wen and Jiang Wu smirked, "Big brother admits defeat! Big brother admits defeat!"

Looking at their happy appearance, Jiang Lun touched their heads one by one and sat on the sofa to watch TV.

changed a few stations casually, and most of them are really broadcasting the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, but there are also those that are not broadcast, and the programs broadcast are not interesting.

At ten o'clock, Jiang Lun's mobile phone rang.

It was Wen Tao who specially called to inform him that he was about to take the stage.

Jiang Lun switched back to one set and waited to watch their show.

At the same time, I opened my mobile phone and boarded Weibo, waiting to see the jokes of netizens.

At this time, there was a dance on the stage, and the jokes of netizens did not hesitate to contribute.

"These dancers are too casual, aren't they?

The photo attached to the blogger happened to be sitting at home watching the Spring Festival Gala, with a table in front of him, and the tablecloth on it was exactly the same as the dancers on the TV, all of which were blue and white.

There are also a lot of damages, all of which are spraying:

"It's obviously the Spring Festival Gala of the Year of the Rooster, how can the dance be related to snakes?"

"The report says that girls are very hard, but what's the difference between this dance and the catwalk?"

"I finally understand what a long snake formation is!"

“……”

After the dance program, it was not the turn of the chopsticks brothers, but a magic show.

Netizens are busy again.

"This goofs are too powerful, where did you find an amateur juggler?"

"The two audience actors in front of them are too much, right?

"Look closely, there's a hole under the table. ”

"You see that?"

"Why can't I see it?"

"Actually, I didn't see it, but I know how this magic trick changes, haha!"

"Yo, the professional audience has changed!"

"What a broken show, it's so embarrassing! Do you think the audience is stupid?"

Finally, this magic trick is over, and it is time for the host to thank the sponsors and governments for sending congratulatory messages.

Jiang Lun's hands were itching, so he posted a Weibo, and said with emotion: "Watch the Spring Festival Gala, right? Embarrassed panic! Don't watch the Spring Festival Gala? I get up tomorrow and read Weibo and Moments, and I can't understand what they mean." ”

As soon as his Weibo was posted, netizens immediately commented below.

"Giggles, you won't be embarrassed if you go!"

"I didn't watch the Spring Festival Gala, according to what you said, I have to make up for it now, or I won't be able to understand the circle of friends tomorrow. ”

"That's it, Jiang Lun is suggesting that we are contributing ratings to the CCTV Spring Festival Gala?"

"People may not care about your ratings at all, after all, so many broadcasts and so much advertising money are enough. ”

"You don't understand, the Spring Festival Gala is not for the people, but for the leaders, and the chief director plans a Spring Festival Gala that the leaders like. ”

"Upstairs, what nonsense to tell the truth!"

“……”

However, Jiang Lun did not forget to avenge Mr. Kuai Dahe, after all, his sketch show was kicked out by those young sketch actors.

Just because of the new era, new trend, and new look of the general director's list, the actors also want to see some new faces.

So I posted another Weibo.

"I used to think that the older generation of sketch actors would borrow Internet jokes, and it was the same for newcomer actors, and one of the sketches also told all the Internet jokes in 2014, 2015, and 2016, how do you let other sketches live? Here, I want to apologize to the older generation of sketch actors, I was too young at the beginning! Especially Mr. Kuai Dahe, I want to say to you: You come back quickly! I can't bear this year's Spring Festival Gala alone!"

As soon as Weibo was posted, netizens were happy again.

There is also the great river of Aitekua that people do not stop.

"Hahaha, Mr. Kuai, the Spring Festival Gala still can't live without you!"

"Teacher Kuai, come out and read Weibo!"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Kuai Dahe, I was too young to cherish your sketches. ”

"The directors of the previous Spring Festival Gala, I used to be young and ignorant, and I said many times that you were the worst Spring Festival Gala, and I apologize to you now: I'm sorry! You are not the worst!"

"Come back soon! I can't bear this year's Spring Festival Gala!"

The tens of thousands of replies and forwards in two minutes naturally alarmed the CCTV Spring Festival Gala director team.

Seeing Jiang Lun's words, their faces turned green, and then looking at the replies of netizens, their faces turned black in an instant.

Kuai Dahe usually doesn't use the Internet much, and Weibo is taken care of by an assistant.

On Chinese New Year's Eve this year, he really had nothing to do, and he was too lazy to watch the Spring Festival Gala, so he used the computer to surf the Internet casually, and saw Jiang Lun's Weibo, which was also forwarded by many media, and used to ridicule this year's Spring Festival Gala.

As soon as he saw this content, he was happy, hehe, Jiang Lun, this kid, this move is to fight for him?

called his daughter immediately, logged in to Weibo for him, left a message and reposted Jiang Lun's Weibo, and wrote: "Haha, you kid is interesting! Ming'er will come to visit the house tomorrow, and I will send you a red envelope!"

When netizens saw it, they immediately ran to coax the seedlings, and they also asked Kuai Dahe for red envelopes.

Kuai Dahe Yile, using the Weibo red envelope system, wrapped more than 10,000 red envelopes, with a total amount of more than 20,000 yuan, and sent them directly.

When netizens grabbed the red envelope in surprise, Jiang Lun also replied to Kuai Dahe: "I must go!"

At this time, on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, it was finally Wen Tao and Wu Yusheng's turn to take the stage.

As soon as they came out, many middle-aged and elderly audiences applauded, and even their parents, parents and Uncle Yang ran into the house to watch the Spring Festival Gala.

And online, young people booed.

"This Spring Festival Gala is really low, square dance singers have been invited!"

"It's over, it's over! My mom turned on the TV to watch the Spring Festival Gala, oh my God!"

"This is the Spring Festival Gala, how do I feel like my community?"

"Skewers? I guess there's their "Chicken Beep"? It's the Year of the Rooster, after all. ”

"If there really is that demonic brainwashing divine comedy, I will kill myself!"

"There's definitely 'My Skateboard Shoes,' which was the most popular last year. ”

"Isn't the most popular "Little Apple"?"

"It's "The Most Dazzling National Style"!"

In the heated discussion among netizens, the two have already taken the stage, the group dance has also been gathered, and the music has also been released.

You don't have to guess, just listen to the intro to know what the first song is.

Home.

Listening to Wen Tao and Wu Yusheng singing "Little Apple" on TV, my mother couldn't help but jump impromptuly.

Jiang Lun's brothers and sisters felt shy, but their father clapped his hands happily and sang accompaniment.

The music suddenly changed to "The vast end of the world is my ...... love", and my mother's dancing posture changed instantly.

While jumping, he smiled and asked everyone, "How am I dancing?"

"Uh-huh!"

"Not bad!"

Everyone echoed the voice, and the mother said proudly, "The literary and artistic cells in my son and daughter are all inherited from me." ”

As soon as she said this, the music changed again.

Jiang Lun's spirit was shocked...... Here it comes!

On the TV, two chickens suddenly appeared on the LED screen, one male and one female.

Netizens instantly exclaimed, "Oh!

"Damn!

However, to the disappointment of everyone.

I saw Wen Tao suddenly jump forward and sing, "Grandma fed two chickens!"

Wu Yusheng then stood up, "What chicken?

Wen Tao pointed to the LED screen and sang: "Big hen and big rooster!"

Wu Yusheng's expression was exaggerated, "Big hen! Big rooster!"

Wen Tao: "One is busy laying eggs during the day!"

Wu Yusheng: "Hey, hey!

Wen Tao: "One is whining early in the morning!"

The two of them ran together and sang together, "One early in the morning!

……

Online.

Netizens were stunned.

Thunder rolls!

Embarrassed and demonic!

"Who's going to tell me? What the is this?"

"Help! I'm poisoned!"

"The New Year's Divine Comedy! It's more poisonous than that beep-beep song!"

"Come on, strong man, this bowl of poisonous chicken soup!"

……

Home.

Mom is jumping hard.

Suddenly he was caught off guard and looked at the TV in a daze, "Did I hear me right?

Dad shook his head silently.

Uncle Yang on the side was also dumbfounded, staring at the TV and unable to say a word. (To be continued.) )