The recording of each episode of "Weekly Talk" should be divided into three sessions, that is, three different batches of guests.

Two shows have been recorded in the morning and afternoon, and the audience has also changed two batches, and now there is no large opening statement in the afternoon, only the host says "Welcome back to the "Weekly Talk" endorsed by Charm Yogurt", and then introduces the guests who appeared on the stage.

And Jiang Lun's arrival this time, this sentence has also changed, and it has directly become his appearance on the talk show, which is actually a simple performance of a few jokes.

Backyard area.

"Teacher Jiang Lun, it's time to appear!"

The staff said that at the same time, Jiang Lun put on the headset and radio equipment.

Finally, after sorting out his shirt and suit, Jiang Lun walked out of the backstage.

After standing at the door of the stage for a few seconds, after hearing the director shouting the countdown in the stereo, the door was opened by the staff left and right, Jiang Lun stepped to the center of the stage with the rhythm of the music, and shouted as he walked, "Hello audience friends at the scene!"

When the audience saw that the person on the stage was actually him, they instantly erupted in thunderous cheers and shouts.

"Thank you, thank you all for the applause!"

Jiang Lun waved his hands, "At the same time, thank you all for coming to my first talk show, Jiang Lun's "Weekly Talk", welcome to you!"

"Huh? really?"

"It's been revised, why is there no news at all?"

"Oh my God! Brothers are no longer hosting?

Just when everyone was quietly discussing, Jiang Lun smiled modestly, "Hehe, I am really honored to take over the position of the elder brother, because ...... I've been waiting for this opportunity for a long time!"

There was a deliberate pause in the middle, and his expression instantly changed to a detergent look, and he clenched one hand and made a very excited appearance.

"Wow...... Appeal ......"

The audience made hilarious noises.

Jiang Lun smiled, "Before taking over this job." I've done a lot of homework, watched a lot of previous programs on the Internet, and it goes back to the time when the original program was called "Every Friday".

"Good!" The audience cooperated.

"Are you an old fan?"

"Yes!"

"Are you qualified to take over this presiding position?"

"Yes...... Poof, haha!"

The reason why everyone laughs. It was Jiang Lun who also made a "yes" mouth shape after finishing speaking, to guide everyone's answer.

His expression was very coke.

"Hey, that's right!"

Jiang Lun clapped his hands, "I don't know how the ratings of "Weekly Talk" are, but I watched the latest episode of the program on the Internet and found that the number of on-demand views is only more than 20 million, which is too little, right?"

"Quite a few!"

A lot of the audience applauded.

"Isn't it a lot?" Jiang Lun pouted, "Trust me after I take over." The number of on-demand views is definitely three times that number...... No, it's not impossible to break 100 million!"

"Wow...... Appeal ......"

Everyone laughed again, but it was all good-natured comedic effect.

"Speaking of this, watching videos, it's really a lot of progress now, everyone used to be able to watch it in front of the TV series, and they could only talk to their family and friends about the quality of the show, but now there is a barrage on the video site, which is so convenient for everyone. How nice it is that you can just talk to the audience who watch our "Weekly Talk" from all over the world. ”

Jiang Lun said seriously. Suddenly, his tone changed, and his brows furrowed, "But recently, some media published an article saying that vulgar online barrages are rampant, and many experts have come forward to say that netizens need a strict review mechanism to post barrages!"

"Hehe, expert, right?" Jiang Lun's expression suddenly became playful. With his hands spread and his neck crooked, "Don't-care!" they're now synonymous with that, right?"

The audience laughed all at once, and now the reputation of experts, professors, scholars has been ruined. Not only because they spoke irresponsibly, but also happened to be related to the Weibo posts made by Jiang Lun a long time ago.

"But what about ......" Jiang Lun paused, waited for the audience to calm down, and when he burst into golden sentences, he said, "This time I think what they said makes a lot of sense!"

"Wow...... Appeal ......"

The audience is heckling again, it's all a routine! 100% of the next step is to hack those experts and professors.

But Jiang Lun didn't, but said indignantly, "Because I've endured those barrages for a long time!"

Why?

The audience is all one expression.

Jiang Lun explained helplessly, "Do you know? Every time I watch a video, such as a criminal investigation film, when I was about to follow the protagonist's brain to prepare for reasoning, a few barrages suddenly popped up——"

He ran his finger through the air to represent the barrage, "He's the murderer! That young man is the murderer! The murderer is the child...... I'm speechless! Do you know how I feel when I see this barrage? It's like IQ feeding a dog!"

The audience below laughed "poof", they have also experienced this kind of thing, and everyone is in the same mood.

Jiang Lun was on the stage, spreading his hands, "Ah, you said you spoiled, it doesn't matter!, but can you not give me the wrong spoilers, I stared at the people you said for a long time according to the ending of the plot you gave me...... As a result, these people have nothing to do with the ending at all, they all become passers-by, and they disappear one after another halfway, and they survive until the last scene of the last episode - sorry, I find that I can forgive my friends who posted the barrage, but I can't forgive the screenwriter again!"

The audience was amused by this unprepared loop.

"Hehehe......"

"Is this a complaining screenwriter?"

"It's so cold!"

Stage.

Jiang Lun continued, "Okay, okay! I will admit this kind of barrage, but I can't bear the barrage of deceiving feelings, right?"

"One time I was watching a Hollywood blockbuster, and suddenly all the barrage turned into one sentence - high energy ahead!

He stretched out his hand and pointed to the front of the stage, his eyes flashing with anticipation and joy, "I'm so excited......!

After a second, his face collapsed, "Listening to the wheezing sound in the headphones, watching the male protagonist enjoy himself on the bed, but after the camera moved slowly, I was stunned...... It turned out to be a dog licking the hero's neck......"

The audience laughed again.

"Poof......

"Isn't that the Rio Plan?"

"Yes, I also watched this paragraph, and the dog clearly wants to wake up the hero!"

"Haha, I read it on the Internet at the time, and I also have these barrages, it's too deceitful to deceive feelings!"

“……”

"Therefore, I insist on this suggestion of the experts, and strongly support the strict review of the erroneous barrage, the rejection of routines, and the return to sincerity! And I suggest that the spoilers be banned for ten days at a time, the wrong spoilers once, the ban for one year, and those who deceive feelings will be permanently banned!"

Jiang Lun said louder and louder, and finally raised his fist and waved it vigorously, "Do you support it?"

"Yes!"

The audience was all in rhythm, regardless of whether they said it was right or not, just shout along with it.

"Good!"

Jiang Lunle applauded, "Everyone also knows that before our show, in addition to the brothers, there were also two deputy coffees as foils, that is, moon cakes and greater, which is unfortunate...... They went with the brothers!"

The audience watched Jiang Lun suddenly become low and sad, and followed with a confused "Huh?".

However, Jiang Lun's face was filled with joy in the next second, "Don't mention it! Now that I'm taking over this show, why don't I have to have two assistants? Otherwise, it's too cheap, so I also brought two sub-coffee hosts with me to welcome them!"

In the sound of applause and music, Wen Tao and Wu Yusheng walked out.

Wen Tao wore a black suit, while Wu Yusheng wore a white suit.

One black and one white walked up to Jiang Lun's left and right, and after standing up, he waved to the audience who shouted their names in the audience to thank them.

"Everyone knows them, so I won't introduce them much!"

Jiang Lun smiled and said, "Welcome to the two new vice-presidents of our show, black and white, black and white impermanence!"

Wu Yusheng's eyes widened, "Deliberately fix us, right?"

"That's right, I said why did the program team let us wear white and black, and said that it was your attention, so it was buried here?" Wen Tao also pouted and said.

"Hi. Newcomers and new atmosphere, since we have taken over this show, we have to let the audience see that we are different from the brothers in terms of style and ability, and let the brothers rest assured!"

When Jiang Lun said this, the audience below suddenly burst into applause and laughter, and he couldn't help but be speechless, "Hey, isn't this a joke?"

"Look who's coming!" a viewer reminded him and pointed out to them.

"Whoever comes, don't be afraid!"

"That's it, don't be afraid!"

"Whoever cares, who loves whom, ......"

Jiang Lun and the three of them said as they turned around, and saw Huang Zhizhong walking up with moon cakes and more than his hands behind his back, with an expression on his face that wanted to pretend to be angry but couldn't hold back his desire to laugh.

"Oh, brothers, are you back so soon?"

"If I don't come back, I won't be at home!"

Huang Zhizhong came over, they are the masters here, Jiang Lun is here to be a guest, it was all a joke just now, so as soon as Huang Zhizhong appeared, he immediately returned the home field to them.

"Welcome back, this is the talk show "Weekly Talk" broadcast by the delicious and fun charm sour milk!"

After reading the advertising slogan, Huang Zhizhong turned around and said to the servant next to him, "Welcome Jiang Lun and the chopsticks brothers to our show, everyone give them some applause!"

In the applause of the audience, Huang Zhizhong then said to Jiang Lun, "You see that you are really an all-rounder, we won't talk about music, and you have said more than once that it is the homepage, so let's talk about your side business." Let's talk about the movie first, it sold 1.1 billion, wow...... I heard that the cost of filming and publicity of this movie is less than 50 million, excluding the theater's share, etc., your producer alone has 400 million?"

Jiang Lun smiled, "Thank you, brothers, thank you for your support, if you have a good idea in the future, you will make some good-looking movies for everyone!" (To be continued.) )