142 The dead fat house has great wisdom
What the hell is this kid going to do?
Director He Gang leaned back on the leather chair in his office, closed his eyes and pondered. I thought he was going to uncover the rules of these online writers, but I didn't expect Ya to play cards according to the routine.
"Xiao Fang, what do you think?" Director He couldn't think of it, so he could only listen to the opinions of his subordinates first.
Fang Yuan cleared his throat when he heard this, and said his guess.
"I think he's going to write about the Internet, right?"
This idea is quite new. Director He opened his eyes, "You go on!"
Fang Yuan straightened her chest and said a little more firmly, "I checked Zhou Xing's Internet browsing records, and 50% of his time was spent on an adult forum, and the rest of his time was spent watching the Internet at the starting point. According to statistics, most of the online authors used to be readers, and they came out because they were dissatisfied with the poisonous spots and eunuchs flying all over the sky..."
"In addition, there are now popular fandoms on the Internet, Zhou Xingxing mobilized so many online authors, and came up with such a strange title, eighty percent of them are the same people who want to write "Detective Chinatown"!"
"Our cyber security officers found that the only movie that Zhou Xing has watched repeatedly recently, except for Japanese action movies, is "Detective Chinatown""
The more Fang Yuan spoke, the more fluent she became, if it weren't for Director He's still looking puzzled, she almost thought that she had solved the case.
"Forget it, don't guess, keep staring. Oil is greatly developed, and you have to urge him to hurry. ”
Fang Yuan's sprinkling analysis also seems to be self-justifying. But out of the sixth sense of professionals, He Gang always felt a little strange. Therefore, Director He didn't know what to do, and he wasn't sure that his subordinates' guesses were the facts, so he could only wave his hand irritably.
Looking at Zhou Xing's side again, a large group of Internet gods frowned and bit their pens, eager to immediately take out an answer sheet that satisfied Vice Chairman Zhou.
Most of these gods are quick in their thinking, and they are very fast, and in less than half an hour, someone actually handed in a dense answer.
Zhou Xing took the answer sheet in the other party's expectant eyes and read it carefully.
It's an action plan, and it's quite detailed. Roughly speaking, the gold from the Buddha statue was taken out first, and then the people were bought to storm Chinatown.
Zhou Xing rolled his eyes after reading it, it was not difficult to take out the gold in the Buddha statue. The problem is that these gold are only 101 kilograms, which is converted into more than 20 million dollars, which can be bought to occupy Thailand's Chinatown?
The brain is squeezed by the door!
The money to buy two commercial houses in Beijing is estimated to be just an ordinary rich man in Thailand.
An ordinary rich man can occupy Chinatown, so where do you put the face of a super boss like Mr. Min? Where do you put Huang Langdon's face?
"With your IQ, I think it's hard for me to keep you to work with you!" Zhou Xing unceremoniously pointed to a certain great god in front of him and told him to roll around.
A certain great god was reprimanded so red that he hid his face and fled. The rest of the online gods are in their hearts, it seems that this master is playing really.
The country finally gave them such a fat house a chance, and it would be a shame if they were eliminated before they even started.
They began to put away their giggle mentality and became extremely serious.
By evening, Zhou Xing had received several more answers.
The quality is much better than the previous one. In other words, while the brain hole is very big, it can also slightly withstand the scrutiny of the logical party.
For example, the answer sheet of the elbow of the online god, he suggested stealing the gold first, and then returning it to Mr. Min, the boss of Chinatown.
In this way, he naturally rose to the top and became one of Mr. Min's left arms and right arms.
Based on the richness of Thai entertainment culture and the diversity of beautiful women, Elbow concluded that the elderly Mr. Min would not live more than ten years.
Before that, the protagonist endured the mining riots, and as long as he waited for Mr. Min to return to the west, he would clean up the other powerful bigwigs, and then win the championship in one fell swoop and become the boss of Chinatown.
Zhou Xing thought about it and slapped the answer sheet of his elbow on the ground.
As a great comedian, spend ten years doing the underworld? Do you think you are playing Infernal Affairs?
Uncle can bear it, and aunt can't bear it!
Looking at the other answers, they are all much the same.
Zhou Xing sighed, this research project is a bit difficult. Speaking of which, these great gods are rich in brains, but the proposition essay itself is difficult to write.
In addition, these online gods are all dead fat houses that do not leave home, and it is really a bit overestimated to want them to make a name for themselves on the bloody streets.
When he saw Chenxi's answer, Zhou Xing felt that his eyes lit up.
Chenxi analyzes that in the Chinatown detective case, in addition to the two forces of Mr. Min and the police, there is also a group of mysterious forces.
This gang of forces is related to Songpa, the little girl Snow, and the gold thief gang Stupid Cute Trio, if you master this mysterious force, you can instantly accept the three stupid cute little brothers at no cost.
In the movie, a mysterious sniper rifle appears, and it can be said that the strength of the mysterious forces is unfathomable.
It is estimated to be no less than Mr. Min, and probably second only to the Chinatown Police Department.
Zhou Xing slapped his thigh, a great god is a great god, this brain hole breaks through the sky.
But if you think about it, there is still a possibility of success.
Turning the next page, Zhou Xing was depressed to find that the text was gone.
In other words, this is just an idea, and there is no next action plan.
Zhou Xing waved to Chen Xi unhappily, a fat house moved the fat buttocks overflowing with meat, leaned over with a nervous face, and asked respectfully, "What do you have to say?"
"Don't you know what I hate the most?" Zhou Xing asked hatefully.
The fat house heard that the chrysanthemum was tight, I damn it, the big guy is not very satisfied, buddy wants to kneel.
But he still raised his courage and asked in a trembling voice, "Chairman, please instruct!"
"There are two kinds of people I hate the most in my life, one is the eunuch dog, and the other is the severed palm dog. You've got both. ”
"Big brother, I'm not, readers know that I update quickly, never keep chapters, never too much prison. ”
Zhou Xing was amused by his stupid appearance, "I'm talking about your answer sheet, is there anything else below?"
Fat House Chenxi breathed a sigh of relief, "No, Chairman, the proposition you gave is too grand and profound, I can only come up with a beginning." ”
Tatsushi scratched his head embarrassedly, feeling that he had failed the high hopes of the organization.
"Go back and think about it, you must design the details of the plan, design it well, and I'll give you a boost!"
Zhou Xing patted Chenxi's shoulder, and the latter was shaking when he heard the words.
No matter how much money you make, it's better to do it! Thinking of the advice of his father, who was the deputy mayor of a certain township in the west, Chenxi's eyes moistened.
After writing for more than ten years, I have made a lot of money, and now it is finally recognized by the state!
Lao Tzu is now both rich and a state cadre.
"Thanks to the chairman's cultivation, Chenxi will definitely do his best and die!"
Well, this attitude is worth cultivating! Zhou Xing left with his hands behind his back in satisfaction.
He had just received the news that his next comedy was about to be staged. That is, his exam is finally coming.
During this time, he read comedy films from major countries around the world in order to familiarize himself with the plot and prepare for the upcoming comedy exams, and Detective Chinatown was just one of them.
The reason why he chose this movie as the research object is because this movie is currently quite hot, and the degree of danger and force in the play is average, so it may be the comedy world in the future.
If the comedy world of this exam is "Detective Chinatown", then everything is simply the best arrangement.
"The exam world is in place, are the comedians ready?" Before waiting for the plan of action of the great god of Chenxi, the system prompted that the exam was to be taken.
Zhou Xing's face tightened, and the time to come is finally coming.
He closed the door, grabbed the little yellow book, and ordered the system to cross.
Moments later, he found himself sitting on a leather couch with a harness strap. The feeling of turbulence from time to time made him confused whether he was on a boat or a plane.
Looking around, the surrounding lights are dim, and it seems that it is night. The cabin area is not large, only four rows of seats, one corridor. There were not many passengers in the seat, and there was only one young man in the same row beside him, who was sleeping blindfolded.
Looks like it should be on a plane. Which comedy takes place on a plane?
The incident happened in a hurry, Zhou Xing thought about it for a long time, but he was not impressed.
It seems that there is only one way to ask people. "Waiter!" Zhou Xing raised his hand and shouted.
In less than a moment, a flight attendant wearing a black stewardess uniform with a bewitching figure came over and bent over and asked.
"Swipe my drop card, ho can i help you?"
What the hell? Thailand flight? Zhou Xing carefully looked at the face of the flight attendant and found that it was a bit of a man, could it be the legendary ladyboy flight attendant?
But now is not the time to tell if a female is a male or a female. He was about to ask about the terminal of the flight when the sleeping guy next to him was woken up.
He took off his blindfold and glared at Zhou Xing with an unhappy expression. It seems that this guy Zhou Xing disturbed his spring dream.
Zhou Xing glanced at the guy, and a light flashed in his heart.
Yes, don't ask, isn't this handsome guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes Liu Haoran?
Of course, Zhou Xing would not be stupid enough to think that he had met a star. Combined with the flight to Thailand and Liu Haoran, Zhou Xing basically determined which world he is in now.
"It's okay, it's okay!" Zhou Xing smiled and drove the flight attendant away.
Can you not laugh, before the exam, you can wake up with a smile.
He took out the little yellow book and took a look, and the latest page of Chinatown Detective was eye-catching.
That's right. It's a pity that the answer to the fat house Chenxi is incomplete, otherwise wouldn't it be a killing?
Putting away the little yellow book, Zhou Xing smiled and stretched out his hand to Qin Feng played by Liu Haoran: "Hello, my name is Zhou Xing, I am a comedian, I travel to Thailand, what about you?"
Seeing that Zhou Xing was friendly, Qin Feng couldn't say anything, he shook hands with Zhou Xing, "Qin Qin Feng, travel and travel..."
After stuttering habitually, regardless of whether Zhou Xing had any follow-up or not, he pushed on the blindfold and continued to sleep.
Zhou Xinghao didn't care about his rudeness, he just felt that the little fresh meat in front of him was very cute.
It's so cute that I kind of want to emmmm...