Chapter 496 Surface Brothers
"Don't, I'm dying, what kind of pants are you still wearing, send me to the hospital first!" Zhuang Zhuang didn't mind that he was only wearing a big pants, he was really in pain at this moment, and he couldn't take care of anything.
But if he didn't know what illness Zhuang Zhuang had before, Lao Yu and Lin Jingxuan would have sent Zhuang Zhuang to the hospital immediately. But now Fang Ze, a half-bottle of water medical student, has already said that this is a kidney stone, and no one can die, it is a thief's pain, so they should hurry upstairs and put on their clothes and pants.
If the third brother and the big man enter the hospital in pants together, tomorrow's Weibo headlines will be directly booked.
And in addition to Lin Jingxuan, Lao Xi and Zhuang Zhuang are now well-known on the Internet, and they are easy to be recognized, so how will they mix in the future.
So the two decisively handed over Zhuang Zhuang to Fang Ze and ran upstairs to get dressed together.
"Remember to bring your sturdy clothes with you. Fang Ze roared, and then hugged Zhuang Zhuang into the car in the posture of a princess.
"Brother Fang, do you have any way to relieve the pain? Zhuang Zhuang was really hurting at this moment, and he was holding his abdomen as if he was about to die.
"Bear with me, this is not the first time you have hurt like this. ”
"yes. Zhuang Zhuang reluctantly replied to Fang Ze.
"This thing has the first time and the second time, remember that it doesn't feel right in the future, don't pee, it's okay to hold the pee, you're blocking the ureter. ”
Fang Ze waited in the car for a while, Lao Xi and Lin Jingxuan got dressed and came down, and then Fang Ze drove Zhuang Zhuang to the nearest hospital.
"It's not there, it's going to hurt. Not long after the car started, Zhuang Zhuang clutched his stomach and began to shout.
"It's coming, it's coming. Fang Ze knew in his heart that this was the peak time for work, and the road was jammed to death, even if it took a long time to go to the nearest hospital.
Sure enough, there were red lights and traffic jams along the way, Zhuang Zhuang really couldn't stand the pain, and shouted, "Why don't you bring Doudou Pigeon and carry me to the hospital, I really can't stand it." ”
"Brother. The old boil on the side patted his strong back and said, "If you let Doudou Pigeon take you to the hospital, I guess you can be cured, but you have to go to the small black house to explain to others how such a big pigeon came about." ”
Pain is not something like happiness that can be shared with others.
So although Zhuang Zhuang was in pain and died, after making sure that there was not much danger, the mood of the old people was relaxed.
On the way, Lin Jingxuan originally wanted to tell a few jokes to relieve Zhuang Zhuang's pain, but who knew that after Zhuang Zhuang heard it, his abdomen hurt even more, Lao Xi and Fang Ze wanted to laugh, but seeing Zhuang Zhuang's pitiful appearance, they didn't dare to laugh.
Men's superficial brotherhood is much more real than women's plastic sisterhood.
"How long will it take to get there?" Zhuangzhuang, who felt like it had been hurting for 10,000 years, couldn't bear it, and asked Fang Ze, who was driving.
"It's almost there, turn left at the next traffic light. Fang Ze glanced at the map and found that there was still a way to go from the hospital, and there were many traffic lights on the road, but in order to comfort Zhuang Zhuang, Fang Ze still told a white lie.
Hearing Fang Ze's words, Zhuang Zhuang waited for a while, and finally passed a traffic light, but he didn't see the hospital, so Zhuang Zhuang asked again, "How long is it going to arrive!"
"Come on, do you see the building in front of you, that is. Fang Ze casually pointed to a building in the distance in front of him and said to Zhuang Zhuang.
"Don't worry, we'll be there right away, even if it's a knife in the sky today, my brothers will send you to the hospital safely." Lin Jingxuan held back a smile and was relieved.
"Then you can help me put my clothes on. Zhuang Zhuang thought to himself that he was about to go to the hospital, and he couldn't go in with a big pants.
Lao Xi and Lin Jingxuan listened to Zhuang Zhuang's words, and while rolling their eyes, they thought to themselves, Didn't you say that you were so painful that you couldn't care about wearing clothes, why did you ask us to help you wear them now, and took out the clothes you took before for Zhuang Zhuang to wear.
Lao Zhuangzhuang put on his jeans, and Lin Jingxuan took out a small sweater and was about to put it on Zhuangzhuang, but found that there was a pink hellokity on the little sweater, so he said, "Eh, Zhuangzhuang, why is there a hellokitty on your sweater, you are so girly." ”
"My girl has a big head at heart. Zhuang Zhuang clutched his stomach and said, "I only have a string of letters on my sweater." ”
"Then whose sweater is this?" Lin Jingxuan looked at Lao Yu with the sweater printed with hellokitty and asked, "Lao Shi, where did you get this sweater?" ”
"I took it from the table in the living room, what's wrong?"
"I guess you brought Sister Qi's clothes from our studio. ”
"Eh, what now?" Lao Xi and Lin Jingxuan stared at each other.
"Otherwise. Lin Jingxuan looked at Zhuang Zhuang and said, "Zhuang Zhuang, you are wronged, no one will pay attention to it anyway." ”
"Don't wear it, don't wear it!" Zhuang Zhuang shouted, "I, Zhou Zhuangzhuang, will freeze to death outside today, and I won't wear women's clothes!"
"Okay. Lao Xi and Lin Jingxuan saw that Zhuang Zhuang was dead or alive, so they put the sweater aside and let Zhuang Zhuang temporarily be shirtless, anyway, as long as the bottom is covered, no one else will call the police because of bad morals.
Zhuang Zhuang refused the women's clothes, and with a headache, he found that the car was almost in front of the building that Fang Ze pointed out before, so he immediately shouted, "Brother Fang, it's here, it's here." ”
But as soon as Zhuang Zhuang finished shouting, before Fang Ze could tell him the cruel truth, Zhuang Zhuang himself saw an unusually obvious sign on the building in the distance: Jin'an Science and Technology Building.
"This isn't a hospital!" Zhuang Zhuang shouted in a mournful voice.
"I just read it wrong. Fang Ze hurriedly explained, giving Zhuang Zhuang hope to live, "The building at the next intersection must be it, you look at that building, it doesn't look like a hospital." ”
At this time, the strong man who was in great pain couldn't care less about what Shang Ze said, let alone say it was true, and hurriedly looked towards the next intersection.
Then when the car drove to the next intersection, Zhuang Zhuang decisively found that he had been deceived again, and not only did he not get to the hospital, but they also encountered a red light.
"Get out of the car, I'm going to run to the hospital!" Zhuang Zhuang really couldn't wait.
"Okay. Lao Yu and Lin Jingxuan heard that Zhuang Zhuang still had such a request, so they directly opened the doors on both sides, signaling that Zhuang Zhuang could get down from either side.
"You herds!" Zhuang Zhuang naturally won't go down and run by himself, he can't even sit still, let alone walk, because of the pain at this moment.
Seeing that Zhuang Zhuang couldn't go down, Lao Xi and Lin Jingxuan closed the car door in disappointment, and then the group waited for the red light and found that the front was really a hospital.
After staying up all the way, it's finally here.