Chapter 1086: Generalissimo's Irony
The Heavenly Demon Confusion Mind Method is still continuing, and a group of Shushan Sword Immortals are trying their best to contend with each other, looking a little stupid. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
On the other hand, Nuwa's side is relaxed and comfortable, and she talks and laughs.
Therefore, with such a comparison between the two, even an idiot can see something.
Bai Mei's heart was extremely solemn, and at the same time, he began to guess the origin and feet of the other party.
Obviously, the monkeys that appeared on Nuwa's side, the girls are not simple, and each of them has great power, so the other party must be from a great cultivation force.
It's just that even if Bai Mei thinks about it, he can't imagine what kind of existence Nuwa in hip-hop clothes will be.
And the monkey and the girl who appeared because of her relationship each represented what kind of terrifying force they represented.
"This is a little apprentice Coco, and I will ask Qingqiu to take care of it in the future. ”
Nuwa introduced Coco as usual.
At the same time, because of the relationship between years of living in the mortal world, the words are also a little straightforward.
When Zheng Dan heard this, his eyes lit up like a big monkey, and his eyes looked at Coco eagerly flattering a lot.
"Of course, I, Qingqiu, will definitely serve the little Saint Venerable as if I were the Saint Venerable, and I have to serve it well. ”
Coco's eyes have been on Zheng Dan's proud plumpness, and her lovely eyes are very big, as if she has seen some rare treasure.
To be honest, the bear child has never seen such a big one.
Nuwa glanced at Coco, then at Zheng Dan, and then quickly glanced down at her 'airport', and then pursed her lips and didn't know what it was like in her heart.
Anyway, I can't tell anything from Nuwa's face.
"Miss, are you going to school?"
Keke didn't feel that the current situation was tense at all, the bear child didn't care about these at all, and actually chatted with Zheng Dan.
I have to say that the bear child has a really big heart.
Zheng Dan smiled and nodded: "The junior high school students of Chongqing No. 9 Middle School, don't everyone have to get used to the life of the mortal world now, and our Qingqiu is no exception, so as the patriarch, I must lead by example." ”
Coco looked surprised, looking cute, don't want it.
"Wow, young lady, you are a junior high school student, I didn't expect to develop so well. ”
But the next moment, as soon as the bear child spoke, he said something very embarrassing.
Fortunately, Zheng Dan is not an ordinary girl, and Keke is a disciple of Nuwa, so Zheng Dan continued to maintain a smile on his face, and he didn't see the slightest hint of anger.
Besides, the bear child's words did not mean to insult people, but told a fact very sincerely.
The little guy tried to break free from Nuwa's hand, but failed several times.
Nuwa knows what her apprentice wants to do, so she won't let the bear child get her wish.
It's very simple, just look at Coco's way of doing it, you know that she wants to touch it.
Hum!
As a flat-chested master, how can you let your own apprentice indulge in big breasts!
It's a shameful thing, okay!
If you want to touch it, you should also touch the master!
As he spoke, three more guys fell from the dark clouds.
The three people who appeared in the back were all men, and they were tall, and their faces were very vicious, and they looked like the kind of people who mixed with the black # Dao.
And these guys have also reported their own strange names.
Niu Dabao, manager of the Flaming Mountain Tourism Development Zone. ”
"The Lion Camel Ridge Road Toll Station is a long river. ”
"Stephen Chow, the manager of Bibotan Cafe. ”
It can be seen from the names of these three people, and they have also joined their current occupations and positions, which has to be said to be surprising.
Of course, the origin of these three people is also obvious.
It's just that youkai are now starting to develop the industry, which is a funny thing.
"Holy Venerable, other little monsters that are not in the climate have been sent back by us, these guys are just strong and strong, and they can't play a big role, with a few of our brothers, they can definitely slaughter the sects of Shushan, just send you a word from Holy Venerable." ”
Shi Changhe, the head of the toll station from the lion camel country, is a middle-aged guy, this goods looks five big and three thick, and it definitely looks like the black # road in the black # road, as soon as he opened his mouth, he was very loud, and he was arrogant to the extreme.
According to what he meant, as long as Nuwa said a word, he would be able to slaughter the Shushan factions today, isn't this a big breath.
The two people standing beside him, Flame Mountain and Bibo Pond, did not speak, but they basically agreed with the meaning of the Lion Changhe.
The big monkey squatted on the side with a horse chopping knife and looked at the three of them coldly.
Zheng Dan rolled his eyes, obviously very uninterested in these three violent maniacs.
However, Nuwa smiled slightly and said: "It's not necessary to slaughter Shushan, today is mainly to break a cause and effect for my apprentice, and at the same time, I want to show my strength as a master in front of the apprentice, the little guy in the province thinks that my master is very frustrated." ”
Hearing what Nuwa said, the three of Flame Mountain, Lion Camel Ridge, and Bibotan looked disappointed, and they seemed to be very disappointed that they couldn't go on a killing spree.
However, as soon as Nuwa opened her mouth, they couldn't obey it.
Therefore, this one from the Lion Camel Kingdom nodded, and responded angrily: "Everything is under the orders of the Holy Venerable, and you can do whatever you say." ”
Immediately, Nuwa raised her finger and pointed at the people of Shushan who were still fighting against the 'Heavenly Demon Confusion', "Give me a beating of them, I must let all of them personally guarantee that they will not trouble my apprentice because of Qi Jinchan's death in the future, otherwise they will suffer the calamity of the Heavenly Dao." ”
The trio of Flame Mountain, Lion Camel Ridge, and Bibotan let out a 'got', and then walked towards the people of Shushan, and on the way, they also made a gama sound of pinching the bone joints.
Then the dull sound of fists hitting his body began to follow one after another.
As for when the people of Shushan were beaten, there is no need to describe this scene, it is very miserable anyway.
And because these people were still under the influence of the 'Heavenly Demon Confusion' technique, they were still in the process of being beaten, and they made some strange movements.
Oh!
Yes!
Well!
The weirdness of the tone makes it very easy to make some associations.
The trio of Flame Mountain, Lion Camel Ridge, and Bibotan, who were responsible for beating people, also twitched out of the corners of their eyes.
What's more, why do you guys in Shushan look flushed, it's disgusting, okay!
Of course, it doesn't matter if those women are like this, it's just that among the people who came with Shushan and Baimei, there are still a lot of rough old men.
Anyway, the trio was disgusted.
Coco wasted no time in shouting at the trio: "Use your mobile phone to record it, post it on the Internet, and make them all famous!"
Not!
That's a good idea.
The brother from the Flaming Mountain's eyes lit up, and then took out his mobile phone from his pocket and quickly clicked on the video settings.
Bai Mei was quite awake at this time, but it was precisely because he was sober that he was even more painful.
Without it, once it is videotaped and put on the Internet, then the huge Shu Mountain will have no face to speak of.
When Shushan fell, how could it gain a foothold in the cultivation world, how could it attract the talented among the mortals to come to learn from the masters, and expand the power of the Shushan factions!
So I can't, I definitely can't let this look be photographed and posted on the Internet!
At this moment, revenge is no longer important, Bai Mei's heart has been filled with the future of the Shushan factions, so revenge is really not important.
Only Qi Shukai was still full of thoughts of revenge for Qi Jincicada.
"The old man promised not to trouble the little girl! This cause and effect will be written off! I take my own Taoism as a promise, if I violate it, I will die!"
In the end, he is still very decisive.
As soon as Bai Mei spoke, the other masters of the Shushan factions who followed here also echoed in unison and made promises respectively.
In the end, only Qi Shukai did not speak.
No one thought that Shushan would be cowardly at this juncture.
But in fact, I don't blame these people in Shushan, they can't do it if they don't coax it.
Nuwa's eyes locked on Qi Shutai, she was waiting for the other party's promise.
It's a pity that Qi Shukai didn't mean to open his mouth at all.
Bai Mei probably knew Qi Shutai's thoughts, so he shouted: "Shujiao, stay in Qingshan without worrying about no firewood, take it soft." ”
But Qi Shukai closed his eyes and ignored his master at all.
Nuwa shook her head: "There is no need for him to live, and it is my trouble to keep it, so kill him." ”
As a saint who has existed since the beginning of the world, although Nuwa does not like to ask for people's lives, she is not the kind of old-fashioned person.
Qi Shukai can't let go of his obsession with revenge, so it's really a disaster to keep it.
So for the sake of Cocoa, Nuwa immediately ordered the other party to be killed.
Because he has a substantial relationship with Qi Jinchan, the only person who will really avenge him is his family.
It is really impossible for people like Bai Mei to give up their lives for revenge, so as long as they make a promise, basically this cause and effect is gone.
The man from the Lion Camel Ridge reacted the fastest, and the ontological illusion manifested behind him, and a golden lion with three heads stood tall in the center of the heavens and the earth, opened his bloody mouth and swallowed Qi Shukai directly.
Is it an illusion or a substance?
Magical powers are illusions, but they can also be entities, and I have to say that the means are bizarre.
Put away the deity's supernatural power, and the man's body turned with a streamer.
"The taste of the monk is good, and the Tao has improved a little bit, I really miss the primeval times, and now I have to obey the law in everything I do, it's not fun. ”
After muttering a few words softly, the two of the Lion Camel Country with the Flame Mountain and Bibo Tan retreated, and did not continue to beat and torture the people of Shushan.
Zheng Dan also received supernatural powers, and the illusion in the sky dissipated.
Bai Mei and the Shushan factions suffered a big loss, he stared at Nuwa and asked: "Who are you, even if you lose, let the old man and I understand the loss, and please report your name." ”
Nuwa glanced at Bai Mei: "Don't let people deceive people at the foot of Shushan Mountain in the future, it's also a loss that you Shushan are still cultivators, and you are too unruly to do things, and you despise it!", and even she stretched out her right middle finger and gestured.
Nuwa felt that her previous plan had been done in vain, and she had known that Shushan was so cowardly, so she should have gone directly to the mountain gate with her little apprentice.
Of course, considering this factor of Western teaching, Nuwa feels that this is still a bit unreliable, so this is the best result at the moment.
Holding Coco's little hand, Nuwa took Coco and turned into a ray of light and walked away.
Nuwa's voice came faintly in the sky.
Open the world and set the barrier, and the five elements of yin and yang play the qi machine.
It can turn Sumeru upside down, and it can reverse the sun and moon.
Fiddling with the universe knows the power, and there is a name in the Wa Palace.
Seeing this, the trio of Flame Mountain, Bibo Pond, and Lion Camel Ridge also turned into demon clouds and left, Zheng Dan saw that the matter had been resolved, so he didn't have the intention to continue to stay, and said, "The ancestors are banbaner, so cowardly, boring, I skipped class and left." Then he also set up a gust of demon wind and disappeared in place.
Only the big monkey sneered at the people of Shushan with a sneering face: "Now you know who you have provoked, right? You Shushan have always been above the top, and you always think that you are a cow, now you kneel, right?"
Listening to the words left by Nuwa who left, it was impossible for Bai Mei and the others not to guess who Nuwa was.
It is precisely because they know who Nuwa is, that they will become this panicked appearance one by one.
knew that Qi Jincian died at the hands of Nuwa's apprentice, or Qi Jinchan himself found death, Bai Mei should have put down his posture and confessed at that time, and let this cause and effect end on the spot.
Otherwise, Shushan would not have ended up like this.
Although Nuwa did not slaughter Shushan, for this reason, Shushan's future life will definitely be difficult.
God knows how many monks will rush to vent their anger for Nuwa!
After all, Nuwa has a lot of admirers in the cultivation world and even the fairy world, and even a lot of suitors, and those 'flower protection immortals' are not easy to mess with.
Legend has it that the West Kunlun Sanren Lu Jian is one of them, and he is still a very powerful one.
If you really provoke this guy, then Shushan will never recover.
It's scary to think about.
Of course, Bai Mei ignored one point, that is, when Coco killed Qi Jincicada, she was not a disciple of Nuwa.
But what does it matter, the important thing is that Keke is really a disciple of Nuwa at the moment, and she is still the only disciple, and that is enough.
How could the Shushan Sword Sect possibly fight against Nuwa?
Don't even think about it.
Nuwa!
Who would have thought that this matter would involve Nuwa!
The masters of the Shushan factions, looking at the Baimei and Emei masters, their eyes were wrong.
At the same time, personal thoughts began to churn.
Emei has always been the banner of the Shushan factions, and it is impossible to say that these sect forces in the underground are really convinced, but it is just that Emei is powerful.
But now...... Emei offended Nuwa.
Will Emei's position in Shushan still be maintained in the future?
Of course, this is Shushan's own internal problem.
A storm broke down at the feet of the big monkey, and a cloud of white clouds rushed into the clouds, and then flew towards the east.
At the same time, the monkey also left a very mocking Taoist song, which made everyone with white eyebrows mixed feelings in their hearts.
The song left by the big monkey said:
The self-proclaimed Xuanmen Refining Purple Palace, non-demonic and non-demonic is more fierce.
Five disgusted with greed and cultivating evil, the three flowers and fruits turned empty.
The Shushan factions are not evil demons, nor are they demons, they are forces in the name of decency, but their style of acting is very despicable, dirty and arrogant, and at the same time they are quite unreasonable, more evil than the evil demons, but they are ridiculous in the name of the righteous forces.
One of the best is Qi Jincicada.
The Taoist song left by the big monkey is not without the meaning of mocking the dead Qi Jin Cicada, and at the same time secretly ridiculing the style of the Shushan factions, which makes the white eyebrows feel good.
But even if it doesn't feel good, they are still suffering it.
Who made Nuwa big, they can't afford to provoke it.
Anyway, Bai Mei felt that he had confessed that Qi Jinchan's father, Emei, was also killed, so this matter could be regarded as over.
Although the Qi family still has a daughter, a little girl can do a big deal.
When Bai Mei was so cranky, the horizon changed again.
I saw a rolling red cloud sweeping in.
When the fiery red cloud swept over the heads of the people in Shushan, a young man's angry shout came from the red cloud.
"Shushan's miscellaneous hair! The young master and the Holy Infant King are here to smash the field, hurry up and come out to give away the head! I actually dare to shout to destroy the daughter country, so that my girlfriend is frightened by this, and it will also affect the results of the five killings of my heroic soul, so I must let you Shushan know that it is powerful today!"
Well, it's likely that the person who came to find fault was an Internet addict teenager, and this kind of rhetoric is basically only spoken by Internet addicted teenagers.
For a while, a thought flashed in the hearts of everyone in Shushan.
There's still no end to it!