Chapter 335: Ouch, My Chest Hurts!
Soft!
Stretchy!
The moment Chen Nan shook it, he gave an evaluation in his heart. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
But he enjoyed this grab, but Hua Xiaoyan was so frightened that she trembled, and the whole person shuddered, and hurriedly pushed Chen Nan away: "What are you doing, you!"
Chen Nan looked at her innocently: "I didn't do anything, what's wrong?, aren't you my girlfriend, why did I accidentally touch you, and you reacted so much?"
Hua Xiaoyan was shocked in her heart, knowing that she had lost her temper.
Gritting her teeth, she hurriedly explained: "No, Anan, don't doubt my love for you, I'm just in front of so many people, and I'm a little unaccustomed to ...... with you."
"Okay, cousin, don't act, you're already in a goof. Jiang Xiaomi, who was on the side, interrupted Hua Xiaoyan's words.
Hua Xiaoyan was stunned for a moment, and then stared at Jiang Xiaomi with some resentment, she was acting energetically, why did she wear a goof?
At this time, Lan Yuqin, who had been silent next to her, walked over with a frown.
"Jiang Xiaomi, what the hell is going on?"
"Teacher Lan, I'm sorry, I ......" Jiang Mi scratched her head and said apologetically: "Actually, I have some personal grudges with Chen Nan, so I deliberately played a prank on him, I didn't expect you to really misunderstand, I'm sorry!"
Although Jiang Xiaomi has a hot temperament and is a bad student, she is not an arrogant and unreasonable person.
Lan Yuqin is a good teacher and is responsible for her students, she knows it very well in her heart, so she speaks more politely, and this matter is her own fault.
Lan Yuqin's eyes glared: "What? are you kidding?"
Jiang Xiaoxiao nodded weakly: "Yes, don't go to your heart, I will never do it again." ”
"And what's going on with that news on the Internet?"
"That ......" Jiang Xiaomi smiled: "I found someone to get it, fake news." ”
Lan Yuqin was really a little crying and laughing, now these students, what kind of messy things are they thinking in their hearts? They can even make such an unruly prank, and they have been fooled.
"Forget it, since it's a farce, so be it. Lan Yuqin looked at Jiang Xiaomi helplessly: "However, if you want to do this kind of prank again in the future, I will tell your head teacher about this and let him punish you." ”
"Thank you, Mr. Lan!" Jiang Xiaomi's eyes rolled: "That...... If it's okay, I'll go first?"
Lan Yuqin nodded: "Let's go back to class!"
Watching their cousins walk out, Lan Yuqin set her eyes on Chen Nan, and said nonchalantly: "I'm sorry, I just misunderstood you." ”
"Is it over with a word of embarrassment?"
Chen Nan touched his chin and looked at her with an evil smile.
"Then what else do you want?" Lan Yuqin's eyes glared: "I'll tell you that the surname Chen is purely out of the most basic courtesy, you don't want to get an inch." ”
Chen Nan scratched his head: "Call your students surnamed Chen, teacher, is this how you tell me politeness?"
"You!"
Lan Yuqin was really choked by this, and after a while, she said angrily: "Isn't it okay if I said something wrong?"
"Don't you think you should say you're sorry?"
Lan Yuqin's face turned cold, and she pointed to the door and said, "You don't talk nonsense, and you kicked your nose in the face, hurry back to class." You bastard really can't be polite to you, give you the sun and you'll shine, give you some color and you will open a dye shop. ”
"Hehe, if you give me a piece of land, I will also grow cabbage!" Chen Nan said with a smile.
Lan Yuqin slapped it on the desk: "Plant your head, get out, get out of here!"
"Teacher, you are so unqualified, like a shrew, I really don't know how to teach and educate people. Chen Nan shook his head and sighed, turned around and walked outside.
Looking at his back, Lan Yuqin showed a helpless wry smile on her face.
She felt weird about this bastard student. It's said that he hates it, but he also has a good feeling, and he says he likes it, but sometimes he is so angry that he has the urge to kill.
He even had an illusion in his heart that Chen Nan was not like her student, but like a happy enemy with her.
……
Outside the school gates.
Hua Xiaoyan looked at Jiang Xiaomi with a puzzled face: "Mimi, didn't you say that you would rectify him? I'm acting vigorously, why did you suddenly change your hexagram?"
Jiang Xiaomi shrugged her little nose and said with a bitter face: "That dead liar, he tricked me to the sixth floor, then stripped me naked and took a picture of me." I was threatened by him, and I had to do this. ”
"What!"
Hua Xiaoyan instantly exploded: "You were photographed by him!?"
Jiang Xiaomi nodded aggrievedly: "I took a lot of photos!"
"It's really a dead ****!" Hua Xiaoyan said through gritted teeth, and then rubbed her chest: "It hurts, this bastard is really heavy." ”
"Did you get grabbed by him?" Jiang Mi looked puzzled.
"It's not grabbing, it's pinching, it's pinching!" Hua Xiaoyan said with some excitement: "Otherwise, how could I have pushed him away at that time, that bastard pinched too hard, and it hurt me to death." ”
Jiang Mi gritted her teeth: "This damn bastard, wait for me to soak him, see if I don't tire him to death!"
"What do you mean?"
"Of course he was tired in bed!" Jiang Mi didn't feel shy at all, and said: "As the saying goes, women are the land, men are cows, and there is no cultivated land if there are only tired cows." ”
Hua Xiaoyan chuckled: "I think that guy looks quite sturdy, you may not be able to get people with this one-third of an acre." ”
Jiang Xiaomi rolled her eyes: "you, I curse you for a lifetime of chest pain." ”
"My chest really hurts. Hua Xiaoyan rubbed her chest, looked at the school, and her teeth gradually clenched: "No, Mimi, we can't just let him go, I must seek revenge on him, he makes my chest hurt, I will let him hurt!"
Jiang Mi hung his head in frustration: "Forget it, even I can't beat him, and you are not his opponent." ”
Hua Xiaoyan shook her head and said with a smile: "I'm not looking for him to fight, to deal with people like him, you can't rely on force, you have to use your brain." ”
"Do you have any good plans?" Jiang Xiaomi's eyes lit up.
Hua Xiaoyan nodded proudly, then leaned into Jiang Miao's ear and whispered, "Tonight, you ask him out, and then we ......."
The expression on Jiang Xiaomi's face gradually changed from surprise to surprise!
In the end, he danced excitedly and laughed happily: "Cousin, you are so good!
"Well, I'll snatch back your photos tonight and avenge my chest!" Hua Xiaoyan clenched her fists: "You must leave him with a deep and unforgettable memory, and make him completely sore!"